hiya forumites,
Well, tonight laff and I are having a meet with a very nice guy. It's not the first time we have met him and I am sure it won't be the last. This meet is here in our own home and I'm already getting serious butterflies
And so, I'm busy getting ready for the meet. Had my eyebrows plucked and my bush nicely trimmed, picked a nice outfit for the occasion, plumped up my tits, warmed up my pussy, fresh crisp linen on the bed, chosen my make-up, prepped tonights meal & drinkies - and am now spending the rest of the morning trying to do an entire weeks worth of housecleaning/laundry etc in the next cpl of hours before he arrives.
My question to the other happy couples (or single gals/guys out there) is -
What do you do to prepare for a meet?
I know some of you only meet in 'neutral' sites. Clubs, Pubs, Hoteles etc, but even so I'm sure you do something to prepare - so what is it?
This subject has probably been done before but it's still worth an airing now and then.
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Sex God
I don't usually meet people at home, so my planning and preparation usually involve packing a suitcase.
Sex God
yep thats the worse bit having to do a spring clean
or turn the lights off n light candles
play with the wax :twisted:
or turn the lights off n light candles
play with the wax :twisted:
Sex God
Quote by twos_company
yep thats the worse bit having to do a spring clean
or turn the lights off n light candles
play with the wax :twisted:
I'm spring cleaning at the mo... would that it were for a meet!
:lol: 
Sex God
We always lock the dog up before they get here in case of a bloodbath
hell yeah I prepare alright
The dustbuster is my closest buddy :P
But despite the prep cleaning the bedroom & bits she might see of the house like a demented Tasmanian Devil one of my meets have seen yogurt ending up on me walls
I have an office desk in my bedroom - (please don't ask) & me being a typical lasyassbastidbloketypeperson everything & anything gets dumped on it!
It took me all of five mins to clear it by chucking all the non desky stuff into the wardrobe & arrange all the paper work into business like piles & felt an immense sense of self achievement only to have the said lady's widen with glee as she swept my monumental efforts onto the floor declaring 'Ive never fucked on a desk before!!!' :fuckinghell:
One girl fell down me pre hovered stairs
In fact the only good meet Ive had was when I prepared some pork chops for my lady chum to dine on before doing the wild thang!
Methinks there is a lesson of sorts to be learned in that... :confused2:
The dustbuster is my closest buddy :P
But despite the prep cleaning the bedroom & bits she might see of the house like a demented Tasmanian Devil one of my meets have seen yogurt ending up on me walls
I have an office desk in my bedroom - (please don't ask) & me being a typical lasyassbastidbloketypeperson everything & anything gets dumped on it!
It took me all of five mins to clear it by chucking all the non desky stuff into the wardrobe & arrange all the paper work into business like piles & felt an immense sense of self achievement only to have the said lady's widen with glee as she swept my monumental efforts onto the floor declaring 'Ive never fucked on a desk before!!!' :fuckinghell:
One girl fell down me pre hovered stairs
In fact the only good meet Ive had was when I prepared some pork chops for my lady chum to dine on before doing the wild thang!
Methinks there is a lesson of sorts to be learned in that... :confused2:
