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Beach Tents! graaaaaaa!

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HI All
I am going on holiday soon!.........{ ok ok!.............you can put the flags down! }...............so i decided to adventure into my garage!........{ Well that was a task in its self! }.................to find me beach tent!...........So after fighting through all the junk!.....i finally found it!............ Hooo ray!. biggrin ............ i thought!................but it wasent in its bag! sad .......................I wonderd way thought me! ........... as i have a very short memory! .. { its a age thing you no!........ called hurmons! }
Well, so, i checked it out!.........making sure all the bits were there........and hay!......to my surprise!....thay where! :D
Well....when it came to putting it in its bag! :( ....................what a performance!
It was like trying to fit a condom on to a elephants willy! { not as though i have ever tried! }
I swore at it! evil ........sat on it to squashed it down! { poor thing }. :evil: ...............rolled it up it up several times!..........................even turned the bag in side out!.and tried to put it on like you do a duvay!..........but no!.........could i get that bloody bag on! :evil: .................at the end of the task!........i had lost 5 nails graaaaaaaaa!..................my little ones had picked up a few swear words!........................and the ducks, rabbits, and gunney pigs had got ear ache!.....its a good job i dont have neiobours i can tell you!
Well i would not give up!......and finally i did it!.......................Hoo ray! {i thought! } untill i looked round and found that i had forgotten to pack the poles and pegs with it banghead :banghead: :banghead:
So if any peeps can help Debbiewebs out here!.......... and tell me how you do it!......i will be very happy! and give you a very big kiss kiss
Packaging is a Martian conspiracy. The idea is to drive the people of Earth insane by putting all our bits and bobs in various containers using advanced Martian packaging technology. We of course, having no access to the aforementioned technology, cannot, under any circumstances, return said bits and bobs to their bags, boxes, bubblepacks and other containment devices. We will swear, kick, cry, and generally go off on one before abandoning the article in a fit of pique. Subsequently we will replace the article with a new one because the original has become damaged due to not being properly packaged. This will infuriate us further. Eventually, the human race will become extinct as we all suffocate in garages full of identical, unpackaged tents.
You have been warned!
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
OOOO thats BRILL
share the same sence of humor! but so right in a way!
Quote by Ice Pie
The idea is to drive the people of Earth insane

PSSSST Ice Pie mate, she's already mad
Quote by sussexguy
The idea is to drive the people of Earth insane

PSSSST Ice Pie mate, she's already mad
I said people of Earth... she could be one of them! :shock:
Quote by sussexguy
The idea is to drive the people of Earth insane

PSSSST Ice Pie mate, she's already mad

The lunatic is in my head
The lunatic is in my head
You raise the blade, you make the change
you re-arrange me 'till i'm sane
oooooooooooo shit wronge post :doh:
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Quote by debbiewebs
The lunatic is in my head
The lunatic is in my head
You raise the blade, you make the change
you re-arrange me 'till i'm sane
oooooooooooo shit wronge post :doh:
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

Would you like a couple more sandwiches?
Quote by well_busty_babe
lol.. so she has a "full picnic"?

oooo WBB 69position upps hump upps rotflmao :rotflmao: :inlove:
Quote by Ice Pie
The idea is to drive the people of Earth insane

PSSSST Ice Pie mate, she's already mad
I said people of Earth... she could be one of them! :shock:
naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa not me ducks!.........from leicester! rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Quote by debbiewebs
The idea is to drive the people of Earth insane

PSSSST Ice Pie mate, she's already mad
I said people of Earth... she could be one of them! :shock:
naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa not me ducks!.........from leicester! rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Well that would explain everything lol
Quote by sussexguy
The idea is to drive the people of Earth insane

PSSSST Ice Pie mate, she's already mad
I said people of Earth... she could be one of them! :shock:
naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa not me ducks!.........from leicester! rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
:laughabove: :laughabove:
Well that would explain everything lol

YEP! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Quote by JudyTV
Debs hun, I luv ya to bits but your a fried egg short of a full breakfast hunni. Every-time you post I fall off my chair, you always make me laugh rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
JudyTV

You no Judy TV........if i can make peeps laugh.........it makes me day!...or night!
Thanks for that JUDY TV! kiss :kiss: :kiss:
I find that a 4 bin bags are required normallly:
One for the main item
One for the for all the accrutements.
After checking everywhere another for all the stuff left over.
Then a last 2 - 3 days later when you come across another piece which inevatably starts another hunt for any more items left over.
The WHOOSH Man