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What is it we would actually have to scratch of before we could sniff? :shock:
Shaz x
The bit that says "peel back and scratch here"
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Just thought i'd bring up this thread
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/82310.html?highlight=terminology
The sexual terminology you dont like one. I think it's a horrible word myself.
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/82310.html?highlight=terminology
The sexual terminology you dont like one. I think it's a horrible word myself.
Quote by Dawn_Mids
Just thought i'd bring up this thread
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/82310.html?highlight=terminology
The sexual terminology you dont like one. I think it's a horrible word myself.
I have to say, I don't mind the word cunt
Is that me then?
Or have i misread it
Master of Sex
I know it is used as a term of abuse and I know it offends both men and women to hear it but all the same I think it is a shame. It is no nastier on the ear than country or countryside so the offence seems to derive from its sexual meaning. If a vulva is a beautiful thing then our original word for it should be accepted as equally beautiful.
People have tried to rescue the word but all in all have failed so far. The Victorian cunny seems far too arch to be used nowadays but we don't have many playful words for it. I wouldn't use it unless a woman was comfortable with it but attempts to give the word respect should be honoured.
People have tried to rescue the word but all in all have failed so far. The Victorian cunny seems far too arch to be used nowadays but we don't have many playful words for it. I wouldn't use it unless a woman was comfortable with it but attempts to give the word respect should be honoured.
Sex God
Quote by AndyW5
There is always a lot of stuff written about penis size, hardness etc, but seldom do we discuss the appearance, quality or fragrance of a woman's cunt! No one ever seems to refer to a girl's clitoris, yet for me that is very interesting: I like a big clitoris, and for the hood to retract to expose it. And who ever asks if the girl has a responsive g-spot? Or how often and how hard she orgasms. I also like a girl to decorate her cunt with the hair nature gave her. In reality of course we all respect each girl as she is, how she presents herself for servicing, and as we find her. As a man I am lucky with no erection/size probs, but what is not helpful or pleasuarable is to feel under pressure to perform, and I try not to pressuer the girls, even if their attributes can be disappointing, just sometimes. What do others think?
I think aside from the language which some (not myself) have taken offence to, you have a pretty good point.
I've always said it's easier for femals because everything is all nice and neatly tucked away, so if we're not particularly in the mood or we're downright horny as hell, there are very few physical indicators to this. We don't have to suffer embarressing inappropriate erections or brewers droops either.
I can say I've only been disappointed with a womans lady garden once in my entire life and that was because it was attached to an obnoxious owner with a very very pushy husband.
Quote by little gem
I've always said it's easier for females because everything is all nice and neatly tucked away, so if we're not particularly in the mood or we're downright horny as hell, there are very few physical indicators to this.
Well I was unusually aroused in Morrisons this afternoon, not a place where I'd expect to be, personally I generally find a sexier housewife in Waitrose. Anyway I turned into an aisle and there was this blonde young thing, suffering from the heat, wonderfully large boobs with a bra and T-shirt any moment looking to give way, and a clearly visible lovely pink bum and white thong under a deceptively virginal white dress. I don't normally do this sort of thing but I did go round the block to see her coming the other way and I was aroused. Helped make my afternoon, a red-neck in her prime I'd say.
Nothing wrong with a secret stiffy, improves ones state of mind no end.
Quote by musketeer
I was once told (in the chatroom) that I had a "c*** like a ripped out fireplace" .......so I'll go now! :giggle:
I'm not sure what it means but it sounds as if it ought to be witty beyond belief, I'm laughing but I'm not sure why!
Anyone who laughs at my posts is more than welcome.
If you dont know why, doubly so!
Sex God
Quote by Velvet Lips
Hi Andy,
A little advice which you can choose to listen to or ignore...
All the women I know are deeply offended by the "see you next Tuesday" word, so I would suggest you change it if you don't want to lessen your chances on here.
Its up to you :!:
I know what word you mean but I don't understand the 'See you next Tuesday' reference???
John Landis the director, used to work in the phrase 'see you next Wednesday' though
Sex God
Quote by J3diMast3r
Hi Andy,
A little advice which you can choose to listen to or ignore...
All the women I know are deeply offended by the "see you next Tuesday" word, so I would suggest you change it if you don't want to lessen your chances on here.
Its up to you :!:
I know what word you mean but I don't understand the 'See you next Tuesday' reference???
John Landis the director, used to work in the phrase 'see you next Wednesday' though
That would be a CUNW
Quote by H-x
Does anyone actually chat people up in the supermarket or is it urban myth?
H.x
It's not a myth and the place has been mentioned already - Waitrose every time, round by the organic veg, is where you will get the best results chatting up the "Ladies".
Just pretend to have half an interest in kohlrabbi or mung beans and within the hour Bob will be your uncle. Rumour going round is that now Waitrose have in store coffee shops it can be even quicker!
Gambit
( WTF are Mung Beans anyway ? )
:D 
Quote by Gambit
Does anyone actually chat people up in the supermarket or is it urban myth?
H.x
It's not a myth and the place has been mentioned already - Waitrose every time, round by the organic veg, is where you will get the best results chatting up the "Ladies".
Just pretend to have half an interest in kohlrabbi or mung beans and within the hour Bob will be your uncle. Rumour going round is that now Waitrose have in store coffee shops it can be even quicker!
Gambit
( WTF are Mung Beans anyway ? )
:DExcuse me, do you know how I cook this?
Quote by Gambit
Does anyone actually chat people up in the supermarket or is it urban myth?
H.x
It's not a myth and the place has been mentioned already - Waitrose every time, round by the organic veg, is where you will get the best results chatting up the "Ladies".
Just pretend to have half an interest in kohlrabbi or mung beans and within the hour Bob will be your uncle. Rumour going round is that now Waitrose have in store coffee shops it can be even quicker!
Gambit
( WTF are Mung Beans anyway ? )
:DExcuse me, do you know how I cook this?
