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Are you a Bed Hog? Do you find yourself pushed to one side, or end up, down on the floor?
I must admit to being a hog. I, being a man, and when the action is over, like to rest my hand around well something round. Then being a tall man, my feet get cold, so they move towards the centre of the bed. That is how it starts, but if the lady makes to much room for me, I just follow. Now as yet I have never been woken by a lady falling out of bed, but I have been told to '...get on my own side.'
So are you a Bed Hog/
Do you find yourself clinging on to the bed?
What do you find in the morning?
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What do you find in the morning?

Sadly only me sad
I'm so used to sleeping alone these days that when on the odd occasion I DO share a bed I tend to fidget quite a bit ( apologies to those who have had to put up with this redface )
I still have 'my side' of the bed and mostly stay there throughout the night though the duvet gets a little messed up depending on what's been going on wink
I suspect there will be confirmation later that I'm a duvet hogger! redface
With Nellie being the skinnier of the two of us, he is naturally the bed hog. Never before has one so small taken up soooo much space in our mahoosive wonderland of bed space.
The hogginess king of the bed hogs wouldn't have a patch of experience on him.
Although on a cold winter's day, it's the best thing in the world.
Usually wor riles lol :lol: she lies in the middle on her back with her legs open (what a trollop) :rascal:
If you ignore her pleas to stroke her you get a big wet sloppy kiss and a wet nose under your arm ewwwwwwwwwww :scared:
Then she proceeds to move around the bed taking up as much space as she can while me and dek precariously wobble on the ends,
After all that she decides the bed isnt for her and goes near the window wrapping herself in the curtains and letting the light in from outside smackbottom at which point we say :fuckinghell: riles shut the curtains rolleyes but she never does so I end up getting out of bed and stepping on her accidentally
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I can't sleep properly if MrG cuddles up to me although I can fall asleep like that so when I wake up I usually have to 'stretch' and change positions to make him take the hint. He does tend to sleep on my side despite it being a king-size bed! The other night I was right on the edge and asked him to move and he said no and laughed! He claims he was asleep but he has a bruise where he was persuaded to change his mind! evil
We bought a super king-sized bed last year. I have to shout goodnight and blow her a kiss.
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Despite having been divorced for almost 8 years, I still sleep on the left hand side of the bed when I'm alone. I creep over towards the middle of the bed sometimes, but mostly I do tend to stay on my side.
However, I can definitely confirm that Dirtygirlie is a duvet hog. It's bloody freezing in Edinburgh, and several times last night I had to wake up to drag some duvet back over to my side :dry: rolleyes
always on the right side (the same side i dress on!). i'm fairly good with the duvet sharing but have known a few women who've taken liberties, much to my annoyance!
wor lass hogs the bed and when I say hog, I mean bigger than the biggest hog in hogland.
She doesn't just take up her bit of the bed but she will take the duvet. She will make starfish shapes and will also sleep onme to ensure she gets more bed. The sleeping on me also consists of drooling, mumbling and often, flatulance.
She is a real pleasure in the bedroom. rolleyes
Duvet-rollers are evil and should be banished to the spare room once they've served their purpose. The spare room is also where the alarm clock is kept so they can wake up early and have breakfast ready.
However, I don't see what all the fuss is about cold feet/bums in bed ... oi! stop screaming, there!
Ian is a classic bed hogger. He traps the duvet between his legs so when he turns over he has a good grip and pulls the duvet off me!
If he can he will move his feet onto my side of the bed and lies diagonal and I end up curled up in a little bit of space!
Guilty as charged, I tend to nick as much duvet as possible. I like to be snug. biggrin
I do stick to my side of the bed when Mollers is there but when he gets up, I spread out, that is cat permitting, he does like to take over. rolleyes
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Guilty as charged, I tend to nick as much duvet as possible. I like to be snug. biggrin
I do stick to my side of the bed when Mollers is there blink (news to me) innocent but when he gets up, I spread out, that is cat permitting, he does like to take over. rolleyes
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I tend to try and get as much duvet as i am allowed, BUT once worship has gone either to work or leaves me in bed then i, like probably most people nick the rest of the bed/duvet off their side of the bed... :thrilled: :giggle:
Neither of us really bed hog. I personally can sleep stood up in the corner of a room.
I tend to curl into a tight little ball in the corner of the bed as well. I'm like a radiator as well so if Mich ever wants to warm up on a cold night she rolls over for a snuggle.
We are a bit confused as to how I always manage to unravel the bed covers from the corner, including the matress protector. Every night without fail.
M&M
I'm surprised easy's not been in here yet whinging about me. :lol2:
I have to confess to being a terrible bed hog, I blame it on having spent to long on my own. I do try to sleep on my side but it just never happens, I lie diagonally or starfish style with noo concern for anyone else in the bed. That sounds really bad but I'm asleep and can't help it. redface surprisedops: Oh and I nick the duvet as well :oops: I like to be rolled up in the duvet so I trap it in between my legs and then roll myself up in it.
miss cream hogs the bed ....we get into bed i acquire as much duvet as i can because i no whilst i'm awake thats as much off it as i will see all night.....once i'm asleep she'll come over my side and slowly ....very slowly nick what i've acquired .....then as the night draws on she'll push her self over my side whilst clinging on to the duvet she's nicked off me ..................... then when i re-claim it in the wee small hrs.....she cuddles in more .....and then takes more off the duvet......i'm left clinging to the edge of a king-size bed......with barely enough duvet to keep me warm ...and unable to move her to get more off the bed........she once said to me ......why didn't you just turn over ....i replied .....cos they was fook all to turn over into, it was stay where i was or sleep on the floor lol
i have a kingsize bed to myself for the first couple of years after splitting with my husband i still slept on the right side of the bed. Now i still have to get in the right side and mainly sleep there but do turn from side to side searching for the cool side of the bed.
If i am sharing my bed, the right side is mine, i love cuddling in but cant sleep like this as i get far too warm and tend to sleep with my back to the person simply cos thats mainly the way i face when i sleep.
oh and aparently i snore lol
I must roll towards my bedfellow during the night. When I first found myself sleeping alone again after many years of sharing I would wake myself up several times a night rolling into the bedside table on 'his' side of the bed as he was no longer there to stop me!
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I must roll towards my bedfellow during the night. When I first found myself sleeping alone again after many years of sharing I would wake myself up several times a night rolling into the bedside table on 'his' side of the bed as he was no longer there to stop me!
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I'm so used to sleeping alone these days that when on the odd occasion I DO share a bed I tend to fidget quite a bit ( apologies to those who have had to put up with this redface )

And I wasn't going to say a word little Miss Wriggle Knickers :giggle:
I tend to keep to the left side of the bed, can't sleep on the right for some reason and when I waken I have never gravitated into the middle. I think that's because I have to have at least one foot hanging out of the bed when I sleep. I get too hot if I don't lol.
...I can see you are hot! surprisedops: