Quote by DarkJedi
Hi ... again ... apparently I've been a member of SH since April 2004 so I've just past the 5 yr mark though not sure if I'm an oldie or a newbie as I keep coming and going ... based in London, used to go to Arousal (Dunstable) and when I'm in the area, THI(Wirral) ... but I'm more involved in London with the fetish scene at the moment as I'm a fetishist and a swinger
Hello DarkJedi! 
Quote by Resonance
Hello.
My name is Resonance.
I have served two stints in the hallowed halls of SH. First from 2005-2007 followed by a hiatus and eventual resurrection in late 2008 until now.
I am thirty six feet tall and twice as wide and have a penis so talented it not only makes women orgasm on sight, but can also do the ironing...at the same time. I have hair in all the wrong places and some in the right and I've had sex twice, one of those times with someone else, so I am something of an expert.
I'm genuinely terrifying, odious and mischievious. Given to flowery verbosity and have a love for pulchritudinous ladies with a smile, large boobs and an inordinate desire for fat, bald chaps.
I am also terrible at punctuation.
I also loathe exclamation marks and only use them if forced. It is very much like laughing at your own joke.
I enjoy golf, self-abuse and frightening the morally corrupt or self-righteous, though I am aware golf isn't too popular with many.
I have also never owned a Panda, or attempted a proctological examination on myself.
If you want to have sex with me and my missus, our PM box is that way. I can also give you the address of a good psychologist to help you out. But you'd best have a word with Mrs Res first cos she is a right bugger to persuade to do anything naughty. I got excited the other night when she removed her wellies before bed.
Enjoy yourself, be safe, be sensible, be seen infact, be obscene too.
Toodles
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Oi, Miss Cream!:smackbottom: :smackbottom:
