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Quote by dambuster
Welsh hills are nice......
H.x

The valleys in your avatar and HERE are none too shabby either wink
smackbottom for all the cock shots and winks I'll get
kiss for the thought.
H.x
Quote by oneforall
Get myself a VW Camper.. a touch of phychodelic painting here and there... and head to hills!
any hills!

Ooh Ooooh I want that!!!!!!!!!! :bounce: Forgot about that one!!
Gotta be one of them really old campers tho, gorgeous shape - and all jazzed up in right girly colours, with a great big
Wooooohooooo
painted down each side! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
That's what I want :smile2:
Yep, thats not going to get pulled over is it!
Can vouch for the fact tha vw campers (whatever the age) are an ideal way to travel.
H.x
Ooh so much I would love to do biggrin
Fly a Spitfire (impossible, but would be amazing)
Go drag racing
Take part in one of the Arnhem parachute drops
Take a jet boat up some Australian rapids
Well that this year sorted out lol
There are loads more, but thats what i can think of right now :D
Quote by H-x
smackbottom for all the cock shots and winks I'll get
kiss for the thought.
H.x

I'll cock-shot you in public ..........................................

bolt
I'd pay attention to your feet.........
the ice you're standing on is getting rather thin!!! rotflmao
H.x
Quote by H-x
the ice you're standing on is getting rather thin!!! rotflmao
H.x

:twisted:
That just helps to feed the adrenalin
wink
split screen... Pop-top
1966 vintage >good year that! my birth<
ah yes...
the welsh valleys you say?
OfA
oneforall
theres a few things, some a soley in there for my own amusement........
get a lifetime ban from the tate modern (i'm gonna try and do this over the summer)
play the astoria 2 in london and dive off the balcony.
play reading festival with my own band (although i did do punk rock kareoke in the comedy tent last year, and was 10 times more entertaining than the bloody pixies)
parachute jump
Mods edit to remove rather an unpleasant comment - do NOT repeat mad
be something i can sit back and be proud of, international touring musician or something.
Avatar removed, you might want to think more carefully about that as well rolleyes
undertow I really think you'd be better off if you change that avatar mate :shock: :shock:
again.......someone else wanting to jump out of a plane for no reason..........why oh why......... wink
and as for the new york idea........i don't find that ammusing at all......and not apprieciated
agree with the above...
as for the *banned from the Tate*
id like to hear the ideassssss... may watch from a safe distance
>you aint seen me, right?<
OfA
oneforall
Quote by oneforall
>you aint seen me, right?<
OfA
oneforall

Nope you were just a dream!
Quote by sheddy
undertow I really think you'd be better off if you change that avatar mate :shock: :shock:

why so? thats the actual front page of my local paper from my 21st birthday a couple of years back.
Quote by Undertow
undertow I really think you'd be better off if you change that avatar mate :shock: :shock:

why so? thats the actual front page of my local paper from my 21st birthday a couple of years back.
I have removed it, please do NOT put it back rolleyes
Quote by oneforall
agree with the above...
as for the *banned from the Tate*
id like to hear the ideassssss... may watch from a safe distance
>you aint seen me, right?<
OfA
oneforall

well i'm very vocal about my general dislike of the stuff they put in the tate modern, so it shall involve getting totally bat faced beforehand and very very loudly making my opinions known. after that its going to be small sticky labels, write down my interpretation of what the works mean and slap it onto the info panel thingummy. lastly i'll be taking my sprays and stencils with me, so if all else fails, i'll find things to tag, i was in near tears laughing at banksy's 'mind the crap, one on the steps leading into it, so i suppose i might take it one step further :twisted:
either way a ban from there will do nothing to hinder my life, esp as i live a good couple of hundred miles from it.
Quote by Dawn_Mids
undertow I really think you'd be better off if you change that avatar mate :shock: :shock:

why so? thats the actual front page of my local paper from my 21st birthday a couple of years back.
I have removed it, please do NOT put it back rolleyes
how come it was removed though, thats what i'm wondering?
and why did you feel a need to add :rollconfused all i did was enquired why and stated that it was an actual headline, not something made up or meant in any way to be derogatory.
Quote by Undertow
how come it was removed though, thats what i'm wondering?
and why did you feel a need to add rolleyes? all i did was enquired why and stated that it was an actual headline, not something made up or meant in any way to be derogatory.

Because the mentioniing of drugs breaks the site AUP and whilst your about the smart arsed quip about 911 has upset a very good friend of mine and in all fucking honesty I'm (out of charator mind) seething beyond beleaf because of it. mad
Quote by Undertow
undertow I really think you'd be better off if you change that avatar mate :shock: :shock:

why so? thats the actual front page of my local paper from my 21st birthday a couple of years back.
I have removed it, please do NOT put it back rolleyes
how come it was removed though, thats what i'm wondering?
and why did you feel a need to add :rollconfused all i did was enquired why and stated that it was an actual headline, not something made up or meant in any way to be derogatory.
I add :roll: to way over half my posts, it used to be :silly: but I got bored with it so now its :roll:
Makes no odds that it was a headline, we won't put up with anything associated with drugs on this site.............now can I :roll:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/main/aup.html
If you have any further problems, please pm me biggrin
Quote by poshkate
and as for the new york idea........i don't find that ammusing at all......and not apprieciated

nor would they, but its the essence of humour, you take the tragic and make comedy from it, all humour offends someone in the world in someway shape or form be it harmless or risqué, so i may as well.
i can't get a frostier recpetion that Gilbert Godfreid and his gag about flight connections either way.
Quote by Undertow
agree with the above...
as for the *banned from the Tate*
id like to hear the ideassssss... may watch from a safe distance
>you aint seen me, right?<
OfA
oneforall

well i'm very vocal about my general dislike of the stuff they put in the tate modern, so it shall involve getting totally bat faced beforehand and very very loudly making my opinions known. after that its going to be small sticky labels, write down my interpretation of what the works mean and slap it onto the info panel thingummy. lastly i'll be taking my sprays and stencils with me, so if all else fails, i'll find things to tag, i was in near tears laughing at banksy's 'mind the crap, one on the steps leading into it, so i suppose i might take it one step further :twisted:
either way a ban from there will do nothing to hinder my life, esp as i live a good couple of hundred miles from it.
Bansky....is seen as an Artist in his own right tho! He makes a statement doesnt deface what *some* would consider art!
xanaisx
Quote by Dawn_Mids
I add rolleyes to way over half my posts, it used to be :silly: but I got bored with it so now its :roll:
Makes no odds that it was a headline, we won't put up with anything associated with drugs on this site.............now can I :roll:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/main/aup.html
If you have any further problems, please pm me biggrin

thats fairy nuff *searches for a new one*
although i'm loving all the hate i'm getting now, its the fuel of the comic :D
Quote by Undertow

and as for the new york idea........i don't find that ammusing at all......and not apprieciated

nor would they, but its the essence of humour, you take the tragic and make comedy from it, all humour offends someone in the world in someway shape or form be it harmless or risqué, so i may as well.
i can't get a frostier recpetion that Gilbert Godfreid and his gag about flight connections either way.
Listen I think it's best if you dish out an apolagie please for taking the pissout of soemthing that obviously is close to someones heart, before I start breaking the aup. rolleyes :roll: :roll:
Sheddy, don't feed the troll kiss
Quote by anais
Bansky....is seen as an Artist in his own right tho! He makes a statement doesnt deface what *some* would consider art!
xanaisx

the art wouldn't be touched (although as much as i'd like to dump most of it in the thames), its the stuff surrounding the art that would be touched.
anyhow its not like i'm planning to burn the place down.
Quote by Dawn_Mids
Sheddy, don't feed the troll kiss

Dawn I'm trying not to hun but trust me I have good cause to be angry hun but I'll bite my tongue and deal with it because i class myself as a decent human being biggrin :D :D
Quote by Undertow

and as for the new york idea........i don't find that ammusing at all......and not apprieciated

nor would they, but its the essence of humour, you take the tragic and make comedy from it, all humour offends someone in the world in someway shape or form be it harmless or risqué, so i may as well.
i can't get a frostier recpetion that Gilbert Godfreid and his gag about flight connections either way.
well i have a flying lesson on wednesday.........if i knew where u lived i would fly straight into ur house
and if i get banned for being abusive i dont care
Quote by sheddy
Sheddy, don't feed the troll kiss

Dawn I'm trying not to hun but trust me I have good cause to be angry hun but I'll bite my tongue and deal with it because i class myself as a decent human being biggrin :D :D
Just pm anything you want to say to me then you can scream and shout all you like :kiss:
I can take it, I'm a big girl rolleyes
Quote by poshkate
well i have a flying lesson on wednesday.........if i knew where u lived i would fly straight into ur house
and if i get banned for being abusive i dont care

Why don't you pm Sheddy, that could be fun :rascal:
Quote by sheddy
Listen I think it's best if you dish out an apolagie please for taking the pissout of soemthing that obviously is close to someones heart, before I start breaking the aup. rolleyes :roll: :roll:

i'm happy for her to think i'm a tosser if that alright. i'd rather be thought as a tosser and have things that people didn't like about me, than apologise for being myself and who i am. personally if she would like to i'll sit here and take all the abuse that would come to me but i don't see the point in apologising for being myself.