Quote by lucyweebaps Is life easy being a dick???? Lucy Click on link below to find out !!
Well, I'm told that life as a dick 'has its ups and downs'. However, my own memory seems to show a definite lack of the former and a worrying connection between drinking Organic Cider and the latter :cry: A
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In this forum... I think life might be more dificult if you are actualy called DICK
The sad life of a penis. I only have 1 eye, My hair is a mess, My skin is wrinkly, My relatives are nuts, My neighbours an arsehole, and my best friend is a cunt. Think that sums it up.
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