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HarryJones
Sex God
Your advice please my friends (but I think I know the answer already but I can get overexcited and be really thick at times)
I got an e-mail tonight "WANTED:
Male & female talent to join our friendly team, and perform in a new range of adult video productions. " Looked at the website and was quite stunned to see a set of tick boxes for what you would do ie I can tick watersports and oral with women and wouldn't need to have sex smile but 1. do I really want to go there in case it all goes tits up and
2. Should I be alarmed at the following paragraph "Do I have to do sex bareback, or will condoms be used?
Unfortunately people just don´t want to see condoms; all sex in our scenes will not use condoms. BUT, all of the talent that we bring along will have been tested for HIV for your protection. Likewise, we will require you to be tested on the day. It´s easy, fast and virtually painless (just a small prick, oops, no pun intended). All we require is a couple of drops of blood and seconds later we have the results. You can still have the opportunaty to perform without doing penetrative sex, although the possibilities are greatly reduced.
" Do I really want some strangers sticking needles in me :shock: :shock:
I think I know the answer in my brain but in my heart I really fancy starring in a watersports video.
Please help me screw my head back on.
Regards
Harry Jones
Unknown User
My advice? :shock:
Send me the link :twisted: lol
Happy__Cat
Sex God
Harry! hurry up, come on!
Dont do it, they'll take the piss
markz
Sex God
what a way to lose your cherry biggrin
Unknown User
Quote by Osmosis
My advice? :shock:
Send me the link :twisted: lol

Me too........ rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Phoenix
Sex God
Sorry, but a full STD test isn't a quick prick and the resluts a few minutes later.
Thats bollocks.
They don't just stick needles in you, the test goes in far more intimate places.
Therefore, forget it, it's a wind up or too dangerous healthwise to contemplate.
Unknown User
Quote by Phoenix
Thats bollocks.

Now...where have I heard that recently.... innocent
CheekyChimp...... cool
meat2pleaseu
Sex God
UK industry i wouldn't trust but if it's a major player in Cali they are shit hot on the frequency & quality of testing due to losing millions a few years ago when someone 'slipped through the net' and they had to shut down for a month or two
Unknown User
Quote by Happy Cats
Harry! hurry up, come on!
Dont do it, they'll take the piss

ffs....I love it........ :bounce:
CheekyChimp...... wink
MandH
Sex God
Well if you want to do it Harry do it simple as that.
OK so you don't do penetrative sex so that shouldn't be a problem for you, but on the subject of porn flicks, there are a good few around that show safe sex i.e. condoms, but there even more around that don't.
The testing thing is not new and has been used in the industry for years, but because the HIV virus in particular has a gestation period of 3-6 weeks it is possible that a test can come back negative because the antibodies aren't showing up, and yes there has been cases of porn actors contracting the disease.
So do the BJ's and the WS if you want to mate but save the full stuff for the right lady wink
Oh and can I have the link as well please :grin:
Unknown User
Quote by Sexysteph
What a lot of Bollocks.

Fuck me....everyone's at it...... wink
silent_bob
Orgasminator
Quote by Phoenix
Sorry, but a full STD test isn't a quick prick and the resluts a few minutes later.
Thats bollocks.
They don't just stick needles in you, the test goes in far more intimate places.
Therefore, forget it, it's a wind up or too dangerous healthwise to contemplate.

You also don't get the results there and then (at least not reliable ones - there's one test on the market for HIV that produces results in 20 minutes, but it won't pick up all infectious cases).
It's definitely not kosher Harry - either it's simply a scam or they're really making videos and potentially putting their 'actors' in serious danger (not to mention lying to them).
Phoenix is also right in mentioning that there's a lot of other diseases out there that they make no mention of testing for - Heptatitis B or C would be the two I'd be most concerned about, but none of them are very pleasant.
MandH
Sex God
I'm gonna get me a head to toe wet suit........... I'm gonna be a porn star! :grin:
Calista
Sex God
Quote by cheekychimp

What a lot of Bollocks.
quote]
Fuck me....everyone's at it...... wink

Cheekychimp, you probably haven't been around long enough but "bollocks" or to coin it's proper useage "bollox" is a term TM's by our own NeilinLeeds ... as in he spouts a load of bollox, this post is bollox etc.
It's a bit like hijacks, goldfish, pineapples and TTTT, all TM'd by members of the community and for some of us have real depth and meaning (and if you don't believe that then bollox's to you ;) )
Calista
berksbex
Orgasminator
I bet there aren't any men out there who have never contemplated being a porn star......actually probably quite a few women have thought about it too (especially round here :P )
I thought about it, but decided I like to fuck when I want to and not when someone shouts ACTION! :twisted:
HarryJones
Sex God
Thanks for all your advice everyone, if anyone seriously wants the link pm me.
Regards
Harry Jones
MandH
Sex God
Quote by berksbex
I bet there aren't any men out there who have never contemplated being a porn star......actually probably quite a few women have thought about it too (especially round here :P )
I thought about it, but decided I like to fuck when I want to and not when someone shouts ACTION! :twisted:

And being a mere male I'd admit to almost certainly not being able to fuck when someone shouts action confused
M
berksbex
Orgasminator
Quote by HarryJones
Your advice please my friends (but I think I know the answer already but I can get overexcited and be really thick at times)
I got an e-mail tonight "WANTED:
Male & female talent to join our friendly team, and perform in a new range of adult video productions. " Looked at the website and was quite stunned to see a set of tick boxes for what you would do ie I can tick watersports and oral with women and wouldn't need to have sex smile but 1. do I really want to go there in case it all goes tits up and
2. Should I be alarmed at the following paragraph "Do I have to do sex bareback, or will condoms be used?
Unfortunately people just don´t want to see condoms; all sex in our scenes will not use condoms. BUT, all of the talent that we bring along will have been tested for HIV for your protection. Likewise, we will require you to be tested on the day. It´s easy, fast and virtually painless (just a small prick, oops, no pun intended). All we require is a couple of drops of blood and seconds later we have the results. You can still have the opportunaty to perform without doing penetrative sex, although the possibilities are greatly reduced.
" Do I really want some strangers sticking needles in me :shock: :shock:
I think I know the answer in my brain but in my heart I really fancy starring in a watersports video.
Please help me screw my head back on.
Regards
Harry Jones

If it was just watersports and no penetrative sex they wouldn't need to test you would they? Unless they routinely test everyone.
To answer your question, how about making your own private movie? That way, you get to do the watersports and don't have to have penetrative sex.....and you get to sell copies on ebay to make money lol
Phoenix
Sex God
Quote by berksbex
I bet there aren't any men out there who have never contemplated being a porn star......actually probably quite a few women have thought about it too (especially round here :P )
I thought about it, but decided I like to fuck when I want to and not when someone shouts ACTION! :twisted:

ACTION........ when you're ready dear lol
berksbex
Orgasminator
Quote by Him'nHer
I bet there aren't any men out there who have never contemplated being a porn star......actually probably quite a few women have thought about it too (especially round here :P )
I thought about it, but decided I like to fuck when I want to and not when someone shouts ACTION! :twisted:

And being a mere male I'd admit to almost certainly not being able to fuck when someone shouts action confused
M
You do have to admire porn stars for that, don't you! It could be cold, the girl could be minging, you might not be feeling great, but when the director shouts action, up 'he' pops (well, fluffers help wink )
berksbex
Orgasminator
Quote by Phoenix
I bet there aren't any men out there who have never contemplated being a porn star......actually probably quite a few women have thought about it too (especially round here :P )
I thought about it, but decided I like to fuck when I want to and not when someone shouts ACTION! :twisted:

ACTION........ when you're ready dear lol
LOL! I said NOT when someone shouts action......any other time maybe wink
silent_bob
Orgasminator
Quote by berksbex
I bet there aren't any men out there who have never contemplated being a porn star......actually probably quite a few women have thought about it too (especially round here :P )
I thought about it, but decided I like to fuck when I want to and not when someone shouts ACTION! :twisted:

I worked with a guy who admitted that in his youth he'd been paid £500 to appear in a porn film by a 'mate'. He said they'd let him use a condom when he refused to do it without (incidentally, they were a very low-budget operation, not really more than amateurs), but he had terrible trouble getting wood, though I'm not sure how much experience he'd had with shagging in front of an audience (it wouldn't surprise me if he had done so though - this guy would quite happily answer his work mobile whilst taking a dump confused ).
In the end I think him and his mate decided that perhaps he wasn't quite the stud they were looking for, and he never did any more, but he mentioned that when he first went to Amsterdam a few months later he was wandering around the red light district somewhat worried he'd see himself with a cheesy grin on the cover of one of the DVDs.
Phoenix
Sex God
Quote by berksbex
I bet there aren't any men out there who have never contemplated being a porn star......actually probably quite a few women have thought about it too (especially round here :P )
I thought about it, but decided I like to fuck when I want to and not when someone shouts ACTION! :twisted:

ACTION........ when you're ready dear lol
LOL! I said NOT when someone shouts action......any other time maybe wink
Ok Ok, I'm not shouting ACTION, I'm shouting .......
FFS, get those legs open redface
Off to bed, as I've had far too much to drink to be coherrent on this forum
Unknown User
I have thought about it, but realised I was short of the two main ingredients of a porn movie...... Someone else to participate, and a camera redface lol
Sgt_Bilko
Sex God
Sorry guys but the AUP forbids any ads/threads that are " Advertising for 'stars' for video shoots or photo shoots."
I now declare this thread locked, but if anyone disagrees, then please PM me! confused :? :?
HarryJones
Sex God
Quote by berksbex
To answer your question, how about making your own private movie? That way, you get to do the watersports and don't have to have penetrative sex.....and you get to sell copies on ebay to make money lol

Are you offering wink :wink: biggrin
I currently have two problems to this. 1. A lack of a female co-star 2. No camcorder, only my webcam, which has to be within four metres of my pc (although I noted that superdrug are doing one for £50 these days.)
Regards
Harry Jones