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The best blow up toy i have seen in ages was at the Rugby League challenge cup final this year

That would make a few eyes water :shock:
When I worked in a call centre we once had a blow-up doll taking a blow-up sheep from behind left in the revolving doors biggrin
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That would make a few eyes water :shock:

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
On THIS site?????????????
I was once waiting for a train when a gang of about 6 blokes arrived, heading off for a stag weekend in Blackpool. Accompanying them was a life-style blow up woman, dressed appropriately for a day out with a gang of randy blokes. They were treating her well, and even found her a seat on the station. Once on the train the ticket conductor entered into the spirit of things and asked to see her ticket. She was travelling free but he seemed satisfied when the blokes offered him her services :eeek: . He declined politely, obviously, as he was on duty rotflmao .
I do sometimes wonder what became of her, she seemed like such a nice girl :lol2:
I think for the first time since I have been on here I have to ask for some clarification :shock: .
Dildos I understand and inflatable chairs as well but the two together?
McC admits his innocence and has to say I have NEVER heared of this before.
Can you please enlighten me? lol
McC
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I was once waiting for a train when a gang of about 6 blokes arrived, heading off for a stag weekend in Blackpool. Accompanying them was a life-style blow up woman, dressed appropriately for a day out with a gang of randy blokes. They were treating her well, and even found her a seat on the station. Once on the train the ticket conductor entered into the spirit of things and asked to see her ticket. She was travelling free but he seemed satisfied when the blokes offered him her services :eeek: . He declined politely, obviously, as he was on duty rotflmao .
I do sometimes wonder what became of her, she seemed like such a nice girl :lol2:

think she's got an ad in 'women seeking groups' biggrin
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I think for the first time since I have been on here I have to ask for some clarification :shock: .
Dildos I understand and inflatable chairs as well but the two together?
McC admits his innocence and has to say I have NEVER heared of this before.
Can you please enlighten me? lol
McC

You sit on the chair and the dildo is in a relevant place and away you go!! :lol:
Not of course that I have ever tried one :shock:
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I do sometimes wonder what became of her, she seemed like such a nice girl :lol2:

With the state of rail staff, the conductor probably signed her up and she is now collecting tickets on trains in the North West..
(it would be handy for her when the trains are packed.. as she could just deflate a bit and squeeze through any gap..)
Quote by naughtynymphos1
i have a blow up chair thing with attachable dildos lol

sounds good but would love to try the space hopper with attachment!
:bounce:
:angel: innocent really
:twisted: or am i?
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i have a blow up chair thing with attachable dildos lol

sounds good but would love to try the space hopper with attachment!
:bounce:
:angel: innocent really
:twisted: or am i?
:shock: :shock: :shock:
Thank you Sarah.
I must admit that despite my ignorance in these matters I somewhat expected that this would be what was being described here lol
My point is that despite having worked in several countries around the world (well, where else would they be?) and having seen so-called sex shops in Amsterdam that look more like an an old fashioned ironmonger or an agricultural engineering store (you look in the window and wonder what on earth that could be used for :lol: ) I have still NEVER come accross a blow up chair with an integral dildo!
Call me innocent but........... surprised
McC
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I do sometimes wonder what became of her, she seemed like such a nice girl :lol2:

With the state of rail staff, the conductor probably signed her up and she is now collecting tickets on trains in the North West..
(it would be handy for her when the trains are packed.. as she could just deflate a bit and squeeze through any gap..)
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
Come to mention it, I have seen a young lady that strongly resembles her pushing the over-priced refreshments trolley on the route between Manchester and Blackpool North rotflmao
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The best blow up toy i have seen in ages was at the Rugby League challenge cup final this year

That would make a few eyes water :shock:

I wonder how many women it would take to lick that at the same time confused:
Quote by sexyfella
The best blow up toy i have seen in ages was at the Rugby League challenge cup final this year

That would make a few eyes water :shock:

I wonder how many women it would take to lick that at the same time confused:
The crowd was 74,000 not sure how many ladies where there rolleyes
Quote by naughtynymphos1
i have a blow up chair thing with attachable dildos lol

one of these wink
Well you learn somting every day lol .
McC
Quote by kazswallows
i have a blow up chair thing with attachable dildos lol

one of these wink

how long do those chairs last before a replacment is required?
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Imagine being on that when it gets a puncture!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
You'd do three laps of the ceiling before crash landing behind the TV (Not you Judy!!) confused :? :? :? :? lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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double penetration

Then this would be multiple penetration then.. (of the butt plug variety) lol :lol:
Sorry Wolfie - showing my ignorance of these matters! lol
Just how many people do you want to utilise this inlatable chair at any one time and what do they all do?
McC
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Sorry Wolfie - showing my ignorance of these matters! lol
Just how many people do you want to utilise this inlatable chair at any one time and what do they all do?
McC

Unfortunately.. I realised too late it isn't inflatable.. but according to the manufacturers, it vibrates and 'has a life of its own'.. so who knows what it will get up to.. :lol:
Quote by bushwackers
The best blow up toy i have seen in ages was at the Rugby League challenge cup final this year

That would make a few eyes water :shock:

Didnt Hull stick it up Leeds dunno
Then this would be multiple penetration then.. (of the butt plug variety)
Wolfie don't remember pooley and o'mally using anything like this!
Quote by wolvie_dude
double penetration

Then this would be multiple penetration then.. (of the butt plug variety) lol :lol:

Gang bang
I know a nurse who used to ride a space hopper when she couldn`t get the real thing.
Well Woolfie, depending on size, inflatability, availability, and useability I may try and find one for the Amsterdam get together - I would like to see it used if nothing else lol
McC
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The best blow up toy i have seen in ages was at the Rugby League challenge cup final this year

That would make a few eyes water :shock:

Didnt Hull stick it up Leeds dunno
lol
Quote by Tanis105
Wolfie don't remember pooley and o'mally using anything like this!

They probably experimented with it in the shed on the allotments or in Prof. Slocombes study.. (maybe Gammon joined in..?)
(for those not in the know.. My signature contains an oft used line from Robert Rankin's books, and the people named above are characters in those books)..
Hijack over!