how nice!
you have pulled!
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oooh gilbert!
how nice!
you have pulled!
how nice!
you have pulled!
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Ok folks. I'm armed with a boobs pic, but cant resize it (they are quite big)
Can anybody remember who had the avatar resizing thing so i can download it?
Thanks all
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/personal/jql/
but if your tits are better than mine I will be so pissed off
:x :x :x Dawn :silly:
Sex God
Hey you guy's !!!!!!!!!!
what happened to SMALL IS BEAUTIFUL:cry: :cry: :cry:
what happened to SMALL IS BEAUTIFUL:cry: :cry: :cry:
:lol2: :rotflmao: :lol2: :rotflmao: :lol2: :rotflmao: :lol2: :rotflmao: :lol2: Sex God
See Small is beautiful ! 
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oooh gilbert!
how nice!
you have pulled!
WBB, the fact that I seem to have pulled does not really worry me, but where on earth at this time of day can I find a piece of chalk so that once I am drawn into Bertha's breasts, I want to be able to leave clues to myself so that I will know where I have been and I will also hopefully be able to find my way out again.
Now where is that Mr FC or that Sarge when manly advice is needed?
gilbert
Sex God
u will be fine!!!!!!
there was only ever one bloke who didnt escape from her!!!!!
there was only ever one bloke who didnt escape from her!!!!!
speaking of avatar's..ive removed a few pics from my profile too!..thought now ive been on SH for such a while..i really want to be looking to come from a far more "intriguing" angle!.. Having my cock on display is great and all but..well.. you know.... Even the trotters changed their life style by the end episode!.. even if it was momentarily!
Magik
Magik
Is it me?
Bertha, seems a mite shy at the minute.
and what is it about Bertha that sounds like it could be ali g in disguise?
And how are we to know that what she claims as her's is 100% real woman? she has been decidely coy. at joining in with the best boobs fun.
For all we know it is just a load of padding, or perhaps more correctly a load of hot air!
so Bertha sweet? lady in the words of the poet, put up or shut up!!!! don't tell us you si a shy girl?
if I am to be your first ( of many) on Sh you is goin to have to do better than this. I may have an odd shaped ball but show me a man on here that hasn't
Bertha darling wench
I am alone and waiting
when I'm calling you ooo oooo oooo
Gilbert
Bertha, seems a mite shy at the minute.
and what is it about Bertha that sounds like it could be ali g in disguise?
And how are we to know that what she claims as her's is 100% real woman? she has been decidely coy. at joining in with the best boobs fun.
For all we know it is just a load of padding, or perhaps more correctly a load of hot air!
so Bertha sweet? lady in the words of the poet, put up or shut up!!!! don't tell us you si a shy girl?
if I am to be your first ( of many) on Sh you is goin to have to do better than this. I may have an odd shaped ball but show me a man on here that hasn't
Bertha darling wench
I am alone and waiting
when I'm calling you ooo oooo oooo
Gilbert
Quote by gilbert
Is it me?
Bertha, seems a mite shy at the minute.
and what is it about Bertha that sounds like it could be ali g in disguise?
And how are we to know that what she claims as her's is 100% real woman? she has been decidely coy. at joining in with the best boobs fun.
For all we know it is just a load of padding, or perhaps more correctly a load of hot air!
so Bertha sweet? lady in the words of the poet, put up or shut up!!!! don't tell us you si a shy girl?
if I am to be your first ( of many) on Sh you is goin to have to do better than this. I may have an odd shaped ball but show me a man on here that hasn't
Bertha darling wench
I am alone and waiting
when I'm calling you ooo oooo oooo
Gilbert
me was eentending to put this in poets corner but cant find me way there!
gilbert darling
do not fear
your time has come
berthas here!
i is just wiping meself down with a babywipe and then you can come and give me a good seeing to.
you dont mind if i eat my dinner at the same time do you? a girl has to keep her energy up you know!!!
you dont believe i am all women... i look like a woman i taste like a woman and i smell like a woman! sweat! a propper womans smell!
dont be long... mommas waiting!
:wink:
Just practising for the poets corner:
Bertha what we had was more
than life itself
your assets clearly would make
and ideal bathroom shelf.
Your chasing me had me as hot
as as a barbeque
I wanted to sizzle
and cook and smoulder with you
but you went and left me
for some military man
who is bald and hairless
and can't do half as much for you as I can
you've made the bed you lie in
you fickle comely wench
but know this my luscious sweet
losing you is such a wrench
OK friends
I am not a keats or wordsworth, I would never pretend to be so hence I post here rather than in the hallowed vaults of the poets corner, where reside the truly greats
but I am devastated at the loss.
It is seldom that such an ample woman on this site choses one so decidedly.
I was truly humbled
( OK just a little scared)
but I knew that deep down she was and no doubt is a pussy cat
( don't remind me but so is a Tiger!!!)
As some have said better to have loved ( even at a distance) and lost than never to have been lusted after at all.
I do not know what more to say
I may be some time
sniffle
Gilbert
Bertha what we had was more
than life itself
your assets clearly would make
and ideal bathroom shelf.
Your chasing me had me as hot
as as a barbeque
I wanted to sizzle
and cook and smoulder with you
but you went and left me
for some military man
who is bald and hairless
and can't do half as much for you as I can
you've made the bed you lie in
you fickle comely wench
but know this my luscious sweet
losing you is such a wrench
OK friends
I am not a keats or wordsworth, I would never pretend to be so hence I post here rather than in the hallowed vaults of the poets corner, where reside the truly greats
but I am devastated at the loss.
It is seldom that such an ample woman on this site choses one so decidedly.
I was truly humbled
( OK just a little scared)
but I knew that deep down she was and no doubt is a pussy cat
( don't remind me but so is a Tiger!!!)
As some have said better to have loved ( even at a distance) and lost than never to have been lusted after at all.
I do not know what more to say
I may be some time
sniffle
Gilbert
Sex God
Ahhh Gilbert !!!!!
put your head into my small bussom !!!!
you can breath easy as you might have noticed I'm not ample . :giggle:
put your head into my small bussom !!!!
you can breath easy as you might have noticed I'm not ample . :giggle:
Quote by gilbert
Just practising for the poets corner:
Bertha what we had was more
than life itself
your assets clearly would make
and ideal bathroom shelf.
Your chasing me had me as hot
as as a barbeque
I wanted to sizzle
and cook and smoulder with you
but you went and left me
for some military man
who is bald and hairless
and can't do half as much for you as I can
you've made the bed you lie in
you fickle comely wench
but know this my luscious sweet
losing you is such a wrench
OK friends
I am not a keats or wordsworth, I would never pretend to be so hence I post here rather than in the hallowed vaults of the poets corner, where reside the truly greats
but I am devastated at the loss.
It is seldom that such an ample woman on this site choses one so decidedly.
I was truly humbled
( OK just a little scared)
but I knew that deep down she was and no doubt is a pussy cat
( don't remind me but so is a Tiger!!!)
As some have said better to have loved ( even at a distance) and lost than never to have been lusted after at all.
I do not know what more to say
I may be some time
sniffle
Gilbert
gilbie... i is moved!
moved i tell you... i think it is wind after eating 3 potions of dinner!
the sargent man is no more, he seems to have had some kind of breathing attack!
he was fine chatting away untill i lent over him, the last thing i heard him say was something that sounded like heeeeeeeeeeeeelllppp hmmmmmmmp mmmwwwwwhhhhhhaaaaaahhhhhh humphhhhhhhhh or something like that. when i leaned up he seemed a bit still, his lips were blue and there was a foamy thing coming from his mouth!
i soon kicked HIM to the kerb!
tut the men here are not made of the same stuff the ones back home are made from!
i think there may be a place for you again in my life, i do have my eyes firmly fixed on someone else but there is enough of me to go round you all.
i have to be off now, the trailor park is being fumagated and i am a bit busy sending off my form to be on jerry springer.
yours always
Bertha Bulbuosa
x
Right! When you 2 have finished hijacking my thread i'll tell everyone the nominations for best boobs!
The nominees for SH Boobs of the Year ARE:
Lou
Clare
WBB
SexyLisa
DreamerHelen
DawnMids
Again,this is FINAL and again, i'm asking the modulars to lock this thread at midnight on Friday. So get your final votes in now!! Please vote for your top 3 contenders!
The nominees for SH Boobs of the Year ARE:
Lou
Clare
WBB
SexyLisa
DreamerHelen
DawnMids
Again,this is FINAL and again, i'm asking the modulars to lock this thread at midnight on Friday. So get your final votes in now!! Please vote for your top 3 contenders!
