man goes up to a girl in a bar and says " hi babe I have definitly seen you before somewhere , she replys yes I am the receptionist at the local vd clinic .
steve x :P
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best chat up lines and replys ............................
Quote by lyns
A guy who works with my best mate went up to someone and said "Do you want to dance?" she said yes, he said "well fuck off then, so I can talk to your mate"
He quickly got told where to go.
that really made me 
, the cheek of some people just been talkin to my sis ...she was out last night and a guy came up to her and said "tick your on " well it is original I suppose .
steve x
oh I have to many..just a quick selection
: you want a Kiss hun....or you wanna stay a frog all your life ?
: how you like your eggs fried, boiled or fertilised!!!
: Fancy going halves on a bastard !!!
: fancy a shag ( obviously answer is an indignant no) so you reply: well you mind lying down whilst I have one !
can you guess I'm single and never been married !!!
: you want a Kiss hun....or you wanna stay a frog all your life ?
: how you like your eggs fried, boiled or fertilised!!!
: Fancy going halves on a bastard !!!
: fancy a shag ( obviously answer is an indignant no) so you reply: well you mind lying down whilst I have one !
can you guess I'm single and never been married !!!
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Quote by deancannock
oh I have to many..just a quick selection
: you want a Kiss hun....or you wanna stay a frog all your life ?
: how you like your eggs fried, boiled or fertilised!!!
: Fancy going halves on a bastard !!!
: fancy a shag ( obviously answer is an indignant no) so you reply: well you mind lying down whilst I have one !
can you guess I'm single and never been married !!!
:shock: Yes.
Quote by deancannock
oh I have to many..just a quick selection
: you want a Kiss hun....or you wanna stay a frog all your life ?
: how you like your eggs fried, boiled or fertilised!!!
: Fancy going halves on a bastard !!!
: fancy a shag ( obviously answer is an indignant no) so you reply: well you mind lying down whilst I have one !
can you guess I'm single and never been married !!!
I have a mate who looks the spiting image or marti pellow and his chat up line was after dancing with a girl in a club would be to ask her if she took it up the ass ....9 times out of 10 he would either get his face slapped or a torrent of abuse but the 10th girl ??? you can guess the rest .....
steve x
A friend of mine sent me a text message entitled "Yorkshire chat up lines"....Here's what it said...made me laugh!! :-D
Did you just fart? Cause you just blew me away!
Are ur parents retarded? Coz ur special!
My love for you is like the shits, I just can't hold it in!
Is there a mirror in ur knickers? Coz i can see myself in them!
Your body reminds me of a spanner.....Everytime i think of you my nuts tighten up!
You might not be the best looking in here.....but beauty is just a light switch away!!
We've all heard cheesy chat up lines, but must admit, it'd be one that made me laugh that would get my attention...although some of the above might just get them a slap!!
Did you just fart? Cause you just blew me away!
Are ur parents retarded? Coz ur special!
My love for you is like the shits, I just can't hold it in!
Is there a mirror in ur knickers? Coz i can see myself in them!
Your body reminds me of a spanner.....Everytime i think of you my nuts tighten up!
You might not be the best looking in here.....but beauty is just a light switch away!!
We've all heard cheesy chat up lines, but must admit, it'd be one that made me laugh that would get my attention...although some of the above might just get them a slap!!
Quote by beth-2008
A friend of mine sent me a text message entitled "Yorkshire chat up lines"....Here's what it said...made me laugh!! :-D
Did you just fart? Cause you just blew me away!
Are ur parents retarded? Coz ur special!
My love for you is like the shits, I just can't hold it in!
Is there a mirror in ur knickers? Coz i can see myself in them!
Your body reminds me of a spanner.....Everytime i think of you my nuts tighten up!
You might not be the best looking in here.....but beauty is just a light switch away!!
We've all heard cheesy chat up lines, but must admit, it'd be one that made me laugh that would get my attention...although some of the above might just get them a slap!!
beth....
Quote by beth-2008
Hi.............
OMG.....I am putty in ur hands!!
beth my petal my sweet love of my life xxxxx just looked at your profile xxxxxx not many men would be "putty" in your hands
more like a truncheon :shock: xxxxxxxxxxsteve x trying my best
but oh oh so shy lead a shelterd life with little experience of women :cry: :cry: xxstevex
Are you chatting me up???!!!
Quote by varca
Sat on bar stools in a bar in Wassenaar, Holland, my friend and I were approached by a guy who put an arm around each of our shoulders and asked if we would like to join him and his friends who were going to a club in Rotterdam. When we declined, he looked rather indignant and said 'But, but ladeeezzz, you must, for I am ze best carpet layer in ze whole of Holland' :lol2:
I wonder if he meant rug muncher :lol2:
Did you tell him you had "lino"........
