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Jackie__and__Ben
Sexpert
Awww Gee Steve
Now im blushing ALL over, that was so lovely
XXXXXXX ( just for steve ) xxxxx for everyone else
Love
Jackie and Ben
xxx
mattmoleman
Sex God
Quote by gilbert
I just tried to post all the runners and riders for the Bums rush stakes in one post, but it did not work.
Where is that lizard when you need him.
Can anyone advise or undertake the task of co ordinating the acceptible tushies ( sorry Lou and clare but the stewards' ruling is final),onto one post so that proper and final comparisons may be made?
Just a thought
Gilbert

Ok I'll give it a quick go for you.

I will do one in the mens catagory for you all to vote fairly too.
I'm sure I couldn't do it for Lou and Clare because their bottom pictures were too rude and can not be used as avatar pictures. Shame on you girlies :twisted:
Jackie__and__Ben
Sexpert
ok steve
Here is a different view, which one, old or new
Love
Jackie and Ben
xxxxxxxxxx
Unknown User
Quote by Jackie and Ben
ok steve
Here is a different view, which one, old or new
Love
Jackie and Ben
xxxxxxxxxx

The first one, definitely the first one. Change it back and don't ever change it again without asking permission first!! In fact, e-mail them all to me and I'll personally vet them for you (and maybe make you a nice animated bum file in the process). biggrin
Steve
Jackie__and__Ben
Sexpert
sorry boss, spank my bum.....please lol
Love
Jackie and Ben
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Jackie__and__Ben
Sexpert
Hi Steve
You have a rude animated email on its way
Love
Jackie and Ben
xxx
Unknown User
After all the chat it's about time you finally got "to the bottom of it all"
1) Curious Karrie
2) Jackie
3) Vicky uk
But there ain't no losers, they were all lovely. Can we see them all again at the end ? and when's the video coming out?
Unknown User
In my completely unbiased oppinion and after weighing up all the evidence the winner is...........................
Curious Karrie
easy
Sex God
Quote by clarensteve_lincs_69796

Sorry Clare but the auto PM-any-naked/racey-pictures-to-easy system doesn't seem to be working sad , so I can't vote for your delicate litlle tushie (yet :twisted: ).

Easy babe all you have to do is ask wink
And tell us what you think of it! :wink: redface
Quote by easy
Ass that I would most like to ssllllllluuuuurrrrpppppppp: Clare (of clarensteve_lincs_69796)

:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :wink:
Just slurp confused: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?:
Im disappointed now :( :( :(
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
HEY!!! I gotta start somewhere. It was a difficult decision, but I decided to start at the back and work my way forward. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :wink:
Unknown User
Sorry but taking into account this persons previous avatar!..
My SH rear of the year! goes to LOU drinkies
If only i had that as my wallpaper! wink
Magik
Unknown User
Quote by easy

Sorry Clare but the auto PM-any-naked/racey-pictures-to-easy system doesn't seem to be working sad , so I can't vote for your delicate litlle tushie (yet :twisted: ).

Easy babe all you have to do is ask wink
And tell us what you think of it! :wink: redface
Quote by easy
Ass that I would most like to ssllllllluuuuurrrrpppppppp: Clare (of clarensteve_lincs_69796)

:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :wink:
Just slurp confused: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?:
Im disappointed now :( :( :(
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
HEY!!! I gotta start somewhere. It was a difficult decision, but I decided to start at the back and work my way forward. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :wink:
And will you be doing anything else but slurping as you get more frontal?? biggrin :D :D :wink: :wink: :wink:
(clare now feeling hot and flustered at the thoughts! :twisted: :twisted: )
rugbymaddad
Orgasminator
curious, Jackie and celticq all get my vote, would be happy with either of them at close quarters lol wink
easy
Sex God
Quote by clarensteve_lincs_69796
And will you be doing anything else but slurping as you get more frontal?? biggrin :D :D wink :wink: :wink:
(clare now feeling hot and flustered at the thoughts! :twisted: :twisted: )

Could be.....
How does licking, sucking, probing and a little bit of nibbling sound?
Unknown User
Quote by easy

And will you be doing anything else but slurping as you get more frontal?? biggrin :D :D wink :wink: :wink:
(clare now feeling hot and flustered at the thoughts! :twisted: :twisted: )

Could be.....
How does licking, sucking, probing and a little bit of nibbling sound?
Think i could just about cope with that lol :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
Thing is what do you want in return? :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:
easy
Sex God
Quote by clarensteve_lincs_69796

And will you be doing anything else but slurping as you get more frontal?? biggrin :D :D wink :wink: :wink:
(clare now feeling hot and flustered at the thoughts! :twisted: :twisted: )

Could be.....
How does licking, sucking, probing and a little bit of nibbling sound?
Think i could just about cope with that lol :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
Thing is what do you want in return? :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:
Anything you're willing to give. :wink: :D :wink: :D :wink: :D :wink: :D :wink: :D :wink: :D
I'm here for your pleasure :wink: (special birthday treat so make the most of it lol )
Unknown User
Quote by easy
Anything you're willing to give. wink biggrin :wink: :D :wink: :D :wink: :D :wink: :D :wink: :D

Easy for you ANYTHING,but im sure you can do better than that :!: :!:
easy
Sex God
Quote by clarensteve_lincs_69796

Anything you're willing to give. wink biggrin :wink: :D :wink: :D :wink: :D :wink: :D :wink: :D

Easy for you ANYTHING,but im sure you can do better than that :!: :!:
Hmmmm how much detail do you want? :twisted: :wink:
I think a pm may be in order, as this wouldn't be suitable for the board. :shock: :wink: :twisted:
Angel_Chat
Sex God
Quote by the_tongue
Kurious Karrie and AngelChat definately.
kiss
Quote by gilbert
Angelchat races into contention, very nice
Gilbert
:kiss:
Quote by Ice Pie
most biteable: Angel chat

:kiss:
Quote by easy
Ass that I'd most like to bite: Angle Chat (I'll try that next time we're in the shower wink ).
Despite the misspelling lol :kiss:
Quote by dazandlou
Okay, here we go...
1) DEVIANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
2) Clare
3) AngelChat
:kiss:
Quote by se7endriver
curious, Jackie and celticq all get my vote, would be happy with either of them at close quarters
:shock: :shock: :shock: Bloody charming that is!!! duel smackbottom :lol2:
easy
Sex God
Quote by Angel Chat
Ass that I'd most like to bite: Angle Chat (I'll try that next time we're in the shower wink ).
Despite the misspelling lol kiss:
redface sorry smackbottom
Unknown User
Quote by Angel Chat
curious, Jackie and celticq all get my vote, would be happy with either of them at close quarters
:shock: :shock: :shock: Bloody charming that is!!! duel smackbottom :lol2:
Well that's se7endriver in the shit for the next ten years or so!! :shock:
Some people never learn. rotflmao
Steve
Perfect__Stranger
Warming the Bed
I have 2 questions;
1, How can we be expected to judge what we cannot feel ?
How discriminatory, I may very well be blind smile So please ladies could you arrange a more tactile, brail friendly judging session ?
2, How an earth is any man ever supposed to choose between the women we have on SH ?
I really do not think it is a fair competition, how are the mortal supposed to judge the divine ? I was trying to to seriously judge each and every rounded, smoth, pert ... ( OMG there I go again !) bottoms on display. I was utterly mesmerised by Jackie's loosing the ability to focus after 4 hours of staring at her... Another 4 hours of drooling in a trance state was caused by Vicky_UK and her rear. I refuse to tortur myself any longer YOU ALL HAVE FANTASTIC BUMS !
So I will vote for
Corie, because as she says;
Quote by corrie
I am sure I could get at least one vote.
RIGHT?

I have since goon temporarily blind due to the monitor radiation. Please see question 1
Other great behinds in no particular order ..
Novice1
Curious_Karrie
Deviant
Lou
Clare
WBB
AngelChat
Celticq
Scrumsciussue
And for all those I have not seen I am absolutely sure you have wonderful shaped behinds ..
Unknown User
right, deliberation over....
Clare by a country mile :twisted:
especially now i've seen 'that' pic :twisted:
rugbymaddad
Orgasminator
Steve, just about got my head out the pile of shite now so i can draw breath,
Its a long way to go though
<creep mode "on"> Its a good un though biggrin
Unknown User
Quote by se7endriver
my ability to shoot myself in the foot is only hampered by how quickly i can re-load!

Yep, that just about sums it up! biggrin :D
Quote by se7endriver
Steve, just about got my head out the pile of shite now so i can draw breath,

That's what she wants you to think! rolleyes
Steve
Unknown User
Quote by MattBombHead
right, deliberation over....
Clare by a country mile :twisted:
especially now i've seen 'that' pic :twisted:

Thank you,and for all those of you who havent had the pleasure of seeing the pic yet,your missing out!!!
Steve
Angel_Chat
Sex God
Quote by se7endriver
<creep mode "on"> Its a good un though biggrin

Good start Se7en..... you have a lot more creeping than that to do though :twisted: