i would whip ya all hands down in this.. but ya think i show my bum on here?
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ha no shame gals!
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only man to see my butt is gonna be my gilbert!
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Now Bertha you know that that would not be fair on all the other guys and gals on here.
If your tushie is so good then it deserves a proper airing, after all there is so much quality on here, and at the moment my sweet you are just so much talk.
SO I do believe my precious that it is a matter of SHOW or GO. We cannot have all these delightful ladies think you are attempting to usurp them without even joining in.
At the moment I believe that my votes go to Clare, Carrie and deviant ( yes I believe we all need at least three votes , sort of like the eurovision voting system)
Bertha seems like you need to overcome your shyness.
much affection my new found friend
gilbie
muahxxx
If your tushie is so good then it deserves a proper airing, after all there is so much quality on here, and at the moment my sweet you are just so much talk.
SO I do believe my precious that it is a matter of SHOW or GO. We cannot have all these delightful ladies think you are attempting to usurp them without even joining in.
At the moment I believe that my votes go to Clare, Carrie and deviant ( yes I believe we all need at least three votes , sort of like the eurovision voting system)
Bertha seems like you need to overcome your shyness.
much affection my new found friend
gilbie
muahxxx
Sex God
AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH 
Too much choice.......can't cope................must select just a couple.................
OK here are the votes from easy:
Ass that I'd most like to find when I shove my hands down a pair of jeans: curious_karrie
Ass that I'd most like to spank: Jackie (of Jackie and Ben) OR Clare (of clarensteve_lincs_69796 after seeing the pic :twisted: )
Ass that I'd most like to bite: Angle Chat (I'll try that next time we're in the shower )
Ass that I would most like to see wiggle round in a latex/rubber miniskirt: Deviant
Ass that I would most like to ssllllllluuuuurrrrpppppppp: Clare (of clarensteve_lincs_69796)
Sorry Clare but the auto PM-any-naked/racey-pictures-to-easy system doesn't seem to be working
, so I can't vote for your delicate litlle tushie (yet :twisted: ).
Too much choice.......can't cope................must select just a couple.................
OK here are the votes from easy:
Ass that I'd most like to find when I shove my hands down a pair of jeans: curious_karrie
Ass that I'd most like to spank: Jackie (of Jackie and Ben) OR Clare (of clarensteve_lincs_69796 after seeing the pic :twisted: )
Ass that I'd most like to bite: Angle Chat (I'll try that next time we're in the shower
)Ass that I would most like to see wiggle round in a latex/rubber miniskirt: Deviant
Ass that I would most like to ssllllllluuuuurrrrpppppppp: Clare (of clarensteve_lincs_69796)
Sorry Clare but the auto PM-any-naked/racey-pictures-to-easy system doesn't seem to be working
, so I can't vote for your delicate litlle tushie (yet :twisted: ). Sex God
Quote by clarensteve_lincs_69796
Sorry Clare but the auto PM-any-naked/racey-pictures-to-easy system doesn't seem to be working
Easy babe all you have to do is ask
And tell us what you think of it! :wink:
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Ass that I would most like to ssllllllluuuuurrrrpppppppp: Clare (of clarensteve_lincs_69796)
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :wink:
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Always thought Jade's was the best, and of course I still do 'cause she's got her hands round my throat, but curious Karrie has to take the prize. What a beautiful butt ! Ben's Jackie comes a close 2nd though.
Thanks soooo much.
I thought i'd post a thank you so you get to see my backside again :P Enjoy
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I just tried to post all the runners and riders for the Bums rush stakes in one post, but it did not work.
Where is that lizard when you need him.
Can anyone advise or undertake the task of co ordinating the acceptible tushies ( sorry Lou and clare but the stewards' ruling is final),onto one post so that proper and final comparisons may be made?
Just a thought
Gilbert
Maybe someone could do the same for the best boobs hurdles too, I tried that one as well but with no luck,
Oh and do not forget Bertha, she may have dumped me but there is nothing so whatever than a woman scorned, I know she never actually exhibited as an avatar, but then WBB in order to preserve the uniqueness of her avatar did post in both races within the body of the post, so I suppose it may have to be allowed unless there is uproar from other runners and riders.
and finally perhaps someone would do similar for the mens bums handicap, as it was they that cause all this rampant exhibitionism in the first place
Final arbitors, les mods of course, but Sarge does seem to be the expert on all this best of stuff.
Gilbert
Where is that lizard when you need him.
Can anyone advise or undertake the task of co ordinating the acceptible tushies ( sorry Lou and clare but the stewards' ruling is final),onto one post so that proper and final comparisons may be made?
Just a thought
Gilbert
Maybe someone could do the same for the best boobs hurdles too, I tried that one as well but with no luck,
Oh and do not forget Bertha, she may have dumped me but there is nothing so whatever than a woman scorned, I know she never actually exhibited as an avatar, but then WBB in order to preserve the uniqueness of her avatar did post in both races within the body of the post, so I suppose it may have to be allowed unless there is uproar from other runners and riders.
and finally perhaps someone would do similar for the mens bums handicap, as it was they that cause all this rampant exhibitionism in the first place
Final arbitors, les mods of course, but Sarge does seem to be the expert on all this best of stuff.
Gilbert
Quote by curious_karrie
My pleasure Steve
I wouldn't want to think that anybody had missed out
W....o...w - NICE bum!
I'm not sure how many people have read Irvine Welsh's "Glue" (a bit of a return to form for him). but if you have I'm sure you would score very highly on Terry "Juice" Lawson's connoiseur bum evaluation! "The point I wis tryin tae make wis that some punters see an erse oan a bird and go, phoah, nice erse, but that's jist amateurs. The point is they only see the erse. The pro always checks the thighs (and the waist) and how they relate to the erse. Anybody can huv a nice erse, two buttocks, but how does that fit with the rest ay it?"
(Pardon Terry's Scottish accent, and attitude!)
I have to say in your case everything fits VERY well with everything else! And nice underwear too :-)
Quote by easy
Sorry Clare but the auto PM-any-naked/racey-pictures-to-easy system doesn't seem to be working
Easy babe all you have to do is ask
And tell us what you think of it! :wink:
Quote by easy
Ass that I would most like to ssllllllluuuuurrrrpppppppp: Clare (of clarensteve_lincs_69796)
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :wink:
Just slurp
: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: Im disappointed now :( :( :(
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Ok, the contenders for Female Rear of The Year 2004 ARE..............................
Lou
Curious_Karrie
Clare
Jackie
Vicky_uk
Scrumsciussue
WBB
Deviant
AngelChat
And thats FINAL!!! I'm asking for this thread to be locked at midnight on Friday so please place your final votes for your top 3 contenders now!!!!
Lou
Curious_Karrie
Clare
Jackie
Vicky_uk
Scrumsciussue
WBB
Deviant
AngelChat
And thats FINAL!!! I'm asking for this thread to be locked at midnight on Friday so please place your final votes for your top 3 contenders now!!!!