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ha!
i would whip ya all hands down in this.. but ya think i show my bum on here?
ha
ha no shame gals!
tut
only man to see my butt is gonna be my gilbert! wink
Now Bertha you know that that would not be fair on all the other guys and gals on here.
If your tushie is so good then it deserves a proper airing, after all there is so much quality on here, and at the moment my sweet you are just so much talk.
SO I do believe my precious that it is a matter of SHOW or GO. We cannot have all these delightful ladies think you are attempting to usurp them without even joining in.
At the moment I believe that my votes go to Clare, Carrie and deviant ( yes I believe we all need at least three votes , sort of like the eurovision voting system)
Bertha seems like you need to overcome your shyness.
much affection my new found friend
gilbie
muahxxx
gilbie,
you is sooo dumped!
i has pulled the sarge now anyway so dont need you any more.
am off to flaunt my ample rear for him alone!
:twisted:
Bertha,
gosh how fickle can you get?
I am sure Sarge will look after you properly
He is a fine figure of a man
It has to be said that I am almost gutted
I trust that you will enjoy Sarge and that he will enjoy you too
Much enjoyment to be anticipated
your lost love
Gilbiex
the men in here are not like the men i am used to back home!
the sage has already perspired and expired! i need a new victim...i have my eye on that lovely ice pie not stuck my teeth into a tasty pie for ages! wink
Curious_Carrie and Vicky uk are indeed fine examples, but for my money it's got to be Jackie and Ben.
If that ain't Heaven, then I don't wanna go!
well thank you newbie
Just to clear up the confusion it Jackies bum not Bens ......... honest
Love
jackie and ben
xxxxxxxxxxx
AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH banghead
Too much choice.......can't cope................must select just a couple.................
OK here are the votes from easy:
Ass that I'd most like to find when I shove my hands down a pair of jeans: curious_karrie
Ass that I'd most like to spank: Jackie (of Jackie and Ben) OR Clare (of clarensteve_lincs_69796 after seeing the pic :twisted: )
Ass that I'd most like to bite: Angle Chat (I'll try that next time we're in the shower wink )
Ass that I would most like to see wiggle round in a latex/rubber miniskirt: Deviant
Ass that I would most like to ssllllllluuuuurrrrpppppppp: Clare (of clarensteve_lincs_69796)
Sorry Clare but the auto PM-any-naked/racey-pictures-to-easy system doesn't seem to be working sad , so I can't vote for your delicate litlle tushie (yet :twisted: ).
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Sorry Clare but the auto PM-any-naked/racey-pictures-to-easy system doesn't seem to be working sad , so I can't vote for your delicate litlle tushie (yet :twisted: ).

Easy babe all you have to do is ask wink
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Sorry Clare but the auto PM-any-naked/racey-pictures-to-easy system doesn't seem to be working sad , so I can't vote for your delicate litlle tushie (yet :twisted: ).

Easy babe all you have to do is ask wink
And tell us what you think of it! :wink: redface
Always thought Jade's was the best, and of course I still do 'cause she's got her hands round my throat, but curious Karrie has to take the prize. What a beautiful butt ! Ben's Jackie comes a close 2nd though.
Oh gotta add ceticq to the list of contenders for rear of the year.
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Sorry Clare but the auto PM-any-naked/racey-pictures-to-easy system doesn't seem to be working sad , so I can't vote for your delicate litlle tushie (yet :twisted: ).

Easy babe all you have to do is ask wink
And tell us what you think of it! :wink: redface
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Ass that I would most like to ssllllllluuuuurrrrpppppppp: Clare (of clarensteve_lincs_69796)

:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :wink:
Well had to give in to the pressure and just pray for a part eclispe instead of a total one wink :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:
Hope you all like it,will be changed back in a few days!!
Yummy! Daz approves too!
Sorry guys,had to change it back too naughty apparently sad :( :( :( :( :( :( :(
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Quote by Jethro
Always thought Jade's was the best, and of course I still do 'cause she's got her hands round my throat, but curious Karrie has to take the prize. What a beautiful butt ! Ben's Jackie comes a close 2nd though.

Thanks soooo much. biggrin I thought i'd post a thank you so you get to see my backside again :P
Enjoy
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Thanks soooo much. biggrin I thought i'd post a thank you so you get to see my backside again :P
Enjoy

Karrie, having been away for a week I'm sooooooo glad that you did!! :D :D
Steve
My pleasure Steve biggrin
I wouldn't want to think that anybody had missed out
Yup :!:
Wow
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Jackie.
yOU'RE LOOKING PRETTY GOOD YOURSELF :shock:
I just tried to post all the runners and riders for the Bums rush stakes in one post, but it did not work.
Where is that lizard when you need him.
Can anyone advise or undertake the task of co ordinating the acceptible tushies ( sorry Lou and clare but the stewards' ruling is final),onto one post so that proper and final comparisons may be made?
Just a thought
Gilbert
Maybe someone could do the same for the best boobs hurdles too, I tried that one as well but with no luck,
Oh and do not forget Bertha, she may have dumped me but there is nothing so whatever than a woman scorned, I know she never actually exhibited as an avatar, but then WBB in order to preserve the uniqueness of her avatar did post in both races within the body of the post, so I suppose it may have to be allowed unless there is uproar from other runners and riders.
and finally perhaps someone would do similar for the mens bums handicap, as it was they that cause all this rampant exhibitionism in the first place
Final arbitors, les mods of course, but Sarge does seem to be the expert on all this best of stuff.
Gilbert
Quote by curious_karrie
My pleasure Steve biggrin
I wouldn't want to think that anybody had missed out

W....o...w - NICE bum!
I'm not sure how many people have read Irvine Welsh's "Glue" (a bit of a return to form for him). but if you have I'm sure you would score very highly on Terry "Juice" Lawson's connoiseur bum evaluation! "The point I wis tryin tae make wis that some punters see an erse oan a bird and go, phoah, nice erse, but that's jist amateurs. The point is they only see the erse. The pro always checks the thighs (and the waist) and how they relate to the erse. Anybody can huv a nice erse, two buttocks, but how does that fit with the rest ay it?"
(Pardon Terry's Scottish accent, and attitude!)
I have to say in your case everything fits VERY well with everything else! And nice underwear too :-)
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Sorry Clare but the auto PM-any-naked/racey-pictures-to-easy system doesn't seem to be working sad , so I can't vote for your delicate litlle tushie (yet :twisted: ).

Easy babe all you have to do is ask wink
And tell us what you think of it! :wink: redface
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Ass that I would most like to ssllllllluuuuurrrrpppppppp: Clare (of clarensteve_lincs_69796)

:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :wink:
Just slurp confused: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?:
Im disappointed now :( :( :(
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Ok, the contenders for Female Rear of The Year 2004 ARE..............................
Lou
Curious_Karrie
Clare
Jackie
Vicky_uk
Scrumsciussue
WBB
Deviant
AngelChat
And thats FINAL!!! I'm asking for this thread to be locked at midnight on Friday so please place your final votes for your top 3 contenders now!!!!
Okay, here we go...
1) DEVIANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
2) Clare
3) AngelChat
I'm not gonna vote cos I aint that daft but I have to give special mention to Jackie's bum (ok, so maybe I'm just a little bit daft confused )
They should take the definition of pert out of the dictionary and put a picture of Jackie's bum in it's place. It's gorgeous!!!
Steve
Heres my votes:
Karrie
(of course)

But everyone looked fab!!!!
Steve