Best lie you've heard / been told

15 Nov 2004

After the Space Shuttle explosion, this kid I knew told everybody at school that a piece of the Shuttle had landed in his back garden and that a NASA official was coming over to collect it.
He also reckoned that he'd bunny hopped his garden shed on his brother's BMX and that he had a plastic toe.
Anybody else, happened upon such a fabulous bull-shitter as this?

15 Nov 2004

:P

15 Nov 2004

Quote by Libra-Love
:P Yeah, when I was at school I got sent to the office for back chatting a teacher and when the head master ask me for my father's phone number I started crying, gave him the number and told him my dad wouldn't be home because he'd be down the pub pissed again. He gave me a cup of tea and excused me from detention.

The problem with your post is you haven't said whether you were lying redface

Naughty thing to do!!!

15 Nov 2004

:P I was lying, it was mid week. He only got pissed on a Friday. redface

15 Nov 2004

I once had a guy ring me from the Inland Revenue and say he had called up to help me .

15 Nov 2004

Quote by AndyS-NE
After the Space Shuttle explosion, this kid I knew told everybody at school that a piece of the Shuttle had landed in his back garden and that a NASA official was coming over to collect it.
He also reckoned that he'd bunny hopped his garden shed on his brother's BMX and that he had a plastic toe.
Anybody else, happened upon such a fabulous bull-shitter as this?

hahahahahaha! plastic toe!! love it! lol.
by the way............he wasn't called Roger was he????? wink

verworreneEidechse

15 Nov 2004

Quote by Kinky Lizard
After the Space Shuttle explosion, this kid I knew told everybody at school that a piece of the Shuttle had landed in his back garden and that a NASA official was coming over to collect it.
He also reckoned that he'd bunny hopped his garden shed on his brother's BMX and that he had a plastic toe.
Anybody else, happened upon such a fabulous bull-shitter as this?

hahahahahaha! plastic toe!! love it! lol.
by the way............he wasn't called Roger was he????? wink

verworreneEidechse
No it was Aldridge Prior (the awful Liar) lol

But no it wasn't Roger

15 Nov 2004

My ex boyfriend rolleyes

Apparently he hasn't slept with his present girlfriend since May even though he moved in with her 6 weeks ago - yeah right son, and I'm a virgin mate! :roll: confused

15 Nov 2004

Quote by MQ
My ex boyfriend Apparently he hasn't slept with his present girlfriend since May even though he moved in with her 6 weeks ago - yeah right son, and I'm a virgin mate! :roll:

It's not the old "not sleeping with her" routine to try and get back with you is it?
Why doesn't that one seem to work? redface

15 Nov 2004

That's the one!!!! rolleyes

:roll: :roll:

15 Nov 2004

Quote by MQ
That's the one!!!! :roll: :roll:

Sometimes i am disgusted to be male with some of the crap lies that are rolled out.
My favourite is the - she doesn't understand me line- why not say "hey wench i am going for the sympathy vote to try and get into your knickers":
Mind some women still believe it!! lol

15 Nov 2004

i once answered the door to the baillifs looking for me and told them i had moved to ireland 6 month before they thanked me and said to have a nice day
sucker