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I like the ones with more than five words! :giggle:
Sex God
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Me!!:? :? :?
Bugger off! :giggle:
Sex God
Meeeee :twisted: well no not really
The best?? Is it a competition?? :shock:
The best?? Is it a competition?? :shock:
Sex God
Quote by donny1981
we think sexy bisl takes some beating
You could always drop them a PM to tell them?
Sex God
Resonance has one of the best long worded profile messages I have ever read on here!
I must admit, I never usually read the long ones, as for me there get a bit boring!
But that man has a style all of his own, and it reads well!!
Not me creeping here, those of you who really know me, know thats not MY style!!
I must admit, I never usually read the long ones, as for me there get a bit boring!
But that man has a style all of his own, and it reads well!!
Not me creeping here, those of you who really know me, know thats not MY style!!
Quote by Lucyandmike7
Resonance has one of the best long worded profile messages I have ever read on here!
I must admit, I never usually read the long ones, as for me there get a bit boring!
But that man has a style all of his own, and it reads well!!
Not me creeping here, those of you who really know me, know thats not MY style!!
Hey I've got a long one!
Quote by niceandgentle
Resonance has one of the best long worded profile messages I have ever read on here!
I must admit, I never usually read the long ones, as for me there get a bit boring!
But that man has a style all of his own, and it reads well!!
Not me creeping here, those of you who really know me, know thats not MY style!!
Hey I've got a long one!
Hey I know youve got a long one!!
Seen it! :lol:
Quote by Lucyandmike7
Resonance has one of the best long worded profile messages I have ever read on here!
I must admit, I never usually read the long ones, as for me there get a bit boring!
But that man has a style all of his own, and it reads well!!
Not me creeping here, those of you who really know me, know thats not MY style!!
Hey I've got a long one!
Hey I know youve got a long one!!
Seen it! :lol:
And I've seen yours! :smitten:
hwoar: Quote by Lucyandmike7
Resonance has one of the best long worded profile messages I have ever read on here!
I must admit, I never usually read the long ones, as for me there get a bit boring!
But that man has a style all of his own, and it reads well!!
Not me creeping here, those of you who really know me, know thats not MY style!!
Now I really like this guy too. His arguements or his opinions, are so well written in the forums but....can you imagine trying to get a word in edgeways, if anyone ever met him? :lol: :lol:
Sex God
Quote by kentswingers777
Resonance has one of the best long worded profile messages I have ever read on here!
I must admit, I never usually read the long ones, as for me there get a bit boring!
But that man has a style all of his own, and it reads well!!
Not me creeping here, those of you who really know me, know thats not MY style!!
Now I really like this guy too. His arguements or his opinions, are so well written in the forums but....can you imagine trying to get a word in edgeways, if anyone ever met him? :lol: :lol:
Given the choice of him talking me into bed and you chasing me round the room with a rolled up Gaunty I know which I'd rather! :giggle:
Quote by Dirtygirly
Resonance has one of the best long worded profile messages I have ever read on here!
I must admit, I never usually read the long ones, as for me there get a bit boring!
But that man has a style all of his own, and it reads well!!
Not me creeping here, those of you who really know me, know thats not MY style!!
Now I really like this guy too. His arguements or his opinions, are so well written in the forums but....can you imagine trying to get a word in edgeways, if anyone ever met him? :lol: :lol:
Given the choice of him talking me into bed and you chasing me round the room with a rolled up Gaunty I know which I'd rather! :giggle:
Then you would be losing out BIG time.
Never judge a book just by it's cover.
Quote by kentswingers777
Resonance has one of the best long worded profile messages I have ever read on here!
I must admit, I never usually read the long ones, as for me there get a bit boring!
But that man has a style all of his own, and it reads well!!
Not me creeping here, those of you who really know me, know thats not MY style!!
Now I really like this guy too. His arguements or his opinions, are so well written in the forums but....can you imagine trying to get a word in edgeways, if anyone ever met him? :lol: :lol:
I had never met any one who could talk more than me before I came on this site!
Resonance is a guy who can type for England!
One guy we meet off here can chat for England!
:lol:
Sex God
Quote by kentswingers777
Resonance has one of the best long worded profile messages I have ever read on here!
I must admit, I never usually read the long ones, as for me there get a bit boring!
But that man has a style all of his own, and it reads well!!
Not me creeping here, those of you who really know me, know thats not MY style!!
Now I really like this guy too. His arguements or his opinions, are so well written in the forums but....can you imagine trying to get a word in edgeways, if anyone ever met him? :lol: :lol:
Given the choice of him talking me into bed and you chasing me round the room with a rolled up Gaunty I know which I'd rather! :giggle:
Then in my opinion you would be losing out BIG time.
Never judge a book just by it's cover.
I don't judge books by their cover... I read the first page and decide whether or not I'm going to put it down or take it home! :wink:
Sex God
There is a definite pot and kettle theme developing lololol
Sex God
Quote by Silk and Big G
There is a definite pot and kettle theme developing lololol
Kitchenalia!!! Bloody perverts
Sex God
Quote by Lost
There is a definite pot and kettle theme developing lololol
Kitchenalia!!! Bloody perverts
Dont think Mrs Losty hasnt told everyone about the whipped cream and spaghetti maker incident mate
Theres loads of profiles that stand out for all sorts of reasons.
Be it the avatar picture.
Lucynmike - lucy looks so shocked in their avatar, as if she has just been goosed well and truely!
Cherrytree new avatar is a seriously sexy picture.
Sassyseren has a very peachy bum
Or the wording
DirtyGirly, I think has great wording, I can still only get to two NO's and a Maybe though.
Randoms words are amusing, as are so many.
Lost.......well, Blimey any chance of a shag??
i guess what I am saying is I couldnt possibly pick one and one alone. But well written words and good pictures definitely score high with me
Be it the avatar picture.
Lucynmike - lucy looks so shocked in their avatar, as if she has just been goosed well and truely!
Cherrytree new avatar is a seriously sexy picture.
Sassyseren has a very peachy bum
Or the wording
DirtyGirly, I think has great wording, I can still only get to two NO's and a Maybe though.
Randoms words are amusing, as are so many.
Lost.......well, Blimey any chance of a shag??
i guess what I am saying is I couldnt possibly pick one and one alone. But well written words and good pictures definitely score high with me
Sex God
Thanks for the kind comments, and unintentional insults on here! I have Had a really good giggle!
I am afraid I do waffle endlessly and I talk nothing but abject shite.
But, and this is the salient point,I do it entirely intentionally.
My profile is ok, but I've done better in the past and I'll probably be changing it soon anyway. There are a lot of great profiles about that are funny, or informative, or both. Unlike many I also do read the words in them as well as the pictures... Double the fun!
I do have to ration myself though. Just going through the regular forum posters profiles is enough to send me into a a state of self-abused temporary blindness.
Thing is, you can have a great profile and still be an arse, as I have done my best to prove.
Now spank me with the fish slice and wooden spoon me until we fork.
I am afraid I do waffle endlessly and I talk nothing but abject shite.
But, and this is the salient point,I do it entirely intentionally.
My profile is ok, but I've done better in the past and I'll probably be changing it soon anyway. There are a lot of great profiles about that are funny, or informative, or both. Unlike many I also do read the words in them as well as the pictures... Double the fun!
I do have to ration myself though. Just going through the regular forum posters profiles is enough to send me into a a state of self-abused temporary blindness.
Thing is, you can have a great profile and still be an arse, as I have done my best to prove.
Now spank me with the fish slice and wooden spoon me until we fork.
Quote by M8-Me
Theres loads of profiles that stand out for all sorts of reasons.
Be it the avatar picture.
Lucynmike - lucy looks so shocked in their avatar, as if she has just been goosed well and truely!
Cherrytree new avatar is a seriously sexy picture.
Sassyseren has a very peachy bum
Or the wording
DirtyGirly, I think has great wording, I can still only get to two NO's and a Maybe though.
Randoms words are amusing, as are so many.
Lost.......well, Blimey any chance of a shag??
i guess what I am saying is I couldnt possibly pick one and one alone. But well written words and good pictures definitely score high with me
Who told you I had been goosed!!!
I love that piccy! Mike wanted to put one of my boobs on, I wanted the forum to be sort of a non sexual place for me!!?? So would not agree, hence the I love Lucy avatar. Its only people of a certain age who get it though!
Quote by Lucyandmike7
Theres loads of profiles that stand out for all sorts of reasons.
Be it the avatar picture.
Lucynmike - lucy looks so shocked in their avatar, as if she has just been goosed well and truely!
Cherrytree new avatar is a seriously sexy picture.
Sassyseren has a very peachy bum
Or the wording
DirtyGirly, I think has great wording, I can still only get to two NO's and a Maybe though.
Randoms words are amusing, as are so many.
Lost.......well, Blimey any chance of a shag??
i guess what I am saying is I couldnt possibly pick one and one alone. But well written words and good pictures definitely score high with me
Who told you I had been goosed!!!
I love that piccy! Mike wanted to put one of my boobs on, I wanted the forum to be sort of a non sexual place for me!!?? So would not agree, hence the I love Lucy avatar. Its only people of a certain age who get it though!
So your saying i'm old then??? [ and you saw the re runs on UK Gold? xx