- Ladies and Gentlemen – I guess that takes in most of you ….
- If you have something to say, shut up !!
- You’re a human vacuum cleaner : you manage to suck and blow at the same time
- No thanks, if you don’t mind I’ll date someone further up the food chain
- It’s true, your so dense, light bends around you
- I’m not saying I didn’t enjoy myself, but I didn’t
- Oh my God I care so little I almost passed out
- When you die, will we have to rent mourners ?
- So what’s cooking, average looking ?
- I’m busy now. Can I ignore you some other time ?
- Freeze !! You diseased rhinoceros pizzle
- People like you don’t grow on trees… they swing from them
- The only thing that keeps me from being happily married is you
- Fine words ! I wonder where you stole them
- Your either very ugly, or a very handsome fish
- I love what you’ve done with your hair, how did you get it to come out of one nostril like that ?
- There’s only one thing wrong with your face – it shows
- When God put teeth in that mouth, he wasted a perfectly good arsehole
- Talking with you is like trying to saddle a cow. I work like hell, but what’s the point ?
- Your mind is as sharp as a marble
- The last time I saw something like that, I flushed it
- If wisdom were breath, you would die of asphyxiation
- There are only 3 things that hiss, geese, snakes & fools. Stand forth and let us identify you
- So thin you have no sideways
- The manners of a cad and the tongue of a bargee
- Your about as familiar with logical thinking as a rainbow trout is with knitting
- If your body is like a temple why are there no services
- The product of a petri dish gone horribly, horribly wrong
- Anyone with your IQ should have a low voice too
- You should be wired for silence
- You’re up early for a loser
- Nobody says you are dumb, just that you were 16 before learning to wave goodbye
- Either you are playing dumb – or it’s not an act
- Thy mouth waggles like a duck’s arse sliding down an icy hill backwards
- If I knew you were coming I’d have set fire to the place
- It is such a shame to ruin such beautiful blonde hair by dying your roots black
- The brain the size of a weasel’s wedding tackle
- You have the knack of making strangers immediately
- Your not really so much of a has-been, but more definitely a won’t-be
- I was smarter than you when I was born
- People can’t say that you have absolutely nothing. After all, you have inferiority !
- Save your breath. You’ll need it to blow up your date later
- They say opposites attract. I hope you meet someone who is good looking, intelligent and cultured
- A semi-house-trained polecat
- The attention span of a lightning bolt
- The only thing between you and a watery grave is your wits, and that’s not my idea of adequate protection
- Gothic makeup courtesy of a spatula. Fashions provided by the House of Dracula
- This is some party. If it gets any livelier a funeral could break out
- Born ignorant and losing ground every since
- You’re a difficult person to ignore, but it’s well worth making the effort
- Is it true you’re at a dis-advantage when you wake up ?
- If sex were like fast food there would be an arch over your bed
- I know you’re not as stupid as you look. No one could be
- Let me cover your face with kisses. On 2nd thought, let me cover your face
- Goodbye, have a happy life, and don’t bother me any more
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