Should all saloon cars have a rear wash/wipe as standard?
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Sex God
Quote by Peanut
Now I've conned you into having a butcher's, what do you think?
Should all saloon cars have a rear wash/wipe as standard?
Definitely. And intermittent wipers on the windscreen.
And NO mirror on the driver's side sunshade!
Sex God
Maybe someone could make a back window wiper which works when there is a high mount rear bike carrier on the car ?? :lol2:
Cos standing in portsmouth ferry terminal with wet wipes trying to clean the window through bikes, wheels, straps, n all that crap is not much fun
Cos standing in portsmouth ferry terminal with wet wipes trying to clean the window through bikes, wheels, straps, n all that crap is not much fun
Sex God
Quote by Peanut
Now I've conned you into having a butcher's, what do you think?
Should all saloon cars have a rear wash/wipe as standard?
Yes they should and while we are at it....
does anyone think that crash helmets should have a window wiper fitted as standard?
Orgasminator
Quote by winchwench
Just don't let the flamin monkeys at Longleat near them if you do! The little "cherubs" tore our rear washer jet out- just basically a simple rubber grommetty/ bung bit.
Renault quoted £38 + VAT! :shock:
Thank feck for scrapyards.
And I hope the monkey got the shits :twisted:
When we went I took all the wipers off before we went in, to be honest I felt a right tit at the time but I thought no I will stick to my guns on this one.
Saw one car have all the side trim ripped off :shock:
Quote by Ukwineman
Just don't let the flamin monkeys at Longleat near them if you do! The little "cherubs" tore our rear washer jet out- just basically a simple rubber grommetty/ bung bit.
Renault quoted £38 + VAT! :shock:
Thank feck for scrapyards.
And I hope the monkey got the shits :twisted:
When we went I took all the wipers off before we went in, to be honest I felt a right tit at the time but I thought no I will stick to my guns on this one.
Saw one car have all the side trim ripped off :shock:
Mr W had been round the car silicon sealing anything likely!
The nearly new car in front had both strips of trim ripped right off the length of the roof. Bloody expensive day out, that!
Sex God
Quote by winchwench
Just don't let the flamin monkeys at Longleat near them if you do! The little "cherubs" tore our rear washer jet out- just basically a simple rubber grommetty/ bung bit.
Renault quoted £38 + VAT! :shock:
Thank feck for scrapyards.
And I hope the monkey got the shits :twisted:
Try Knowsley next time, they have a better class of monkey there
Or maybe they were just too scared to dare touch anything on my car :twisted:
Sex God
Peanut, this has to be the most stupid fekin question i've ever encountered.
If i ever see you lurking round the back of my Jag, attempting to clutter up the sleek and sexy aerodynamic flow and general super sexyness of the shape with some bits of metal and rubber, i'm gonna have to change your lower body aerodynamics with a pair of lopping shears from the shed
If i ever see you lurking round the back of my Jag, attempting to clutter up the sleek and sexy aerodynamic flow and general super sexyness of the shape with some bits of metal and rubber, i'm gonna have to change your lower body aerodynamics with a pair of lopping shears from the shed
Quote by meat2pleaseu
Peanut, this has to be the most stupid fekin question i've ever encountered.
If i ever see you lurking round the back of my Jag, attempting to clutter up the sleek and sexy aerodynamic flow and general super sexyness of the shape with some bits of metal and rubber, i'm gonna have to change your lower body aerodynamics with a pair of lopping shears from the shed
All of which is no bloody good if you can't see out of it!
Having just switched from a coupe to a saloon it drives me nuts every time I look out the back window when it's pissing down.
Sex God
I'm not interested in what i've left behind 
(anyway, i have door mirrors if need to)
(anyway, i have door mirrors if need to)
Sex God
Quote by Peanut
I'm not interested in what i've left behind
Usually bits of the wing if it's a Jag :P
Body is solid, it's the dodgy electrostatic paint that falls off
(and the occasional bumper corner
) 