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Beware what you wish for.....

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A woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes." The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten."
The woman said, "That's okay." And for her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her, "You do realise that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to."
The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will have eyes only for So, SHAZAM!" she's the most beautiful woman in the world.
For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
The frog said, “That will make your husband the richest man in the world and he will be ten times richer than you."
The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's
His is mine. "So, SHAZAM!" she's the richest woman in the world.
The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack."
Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.
Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke for you. Please leave now, there are other more interesting threads to read. Thank you.
Attention Male readers: Please scroll down.
The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife.
Moral of the story: Women think they're smarter. Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show.
PS: If you are a woman and you are still reading this, it only goes to show you that women never listen! rotflmao
PPS. I think I've just blown my chances of meeting ladies here sad
your going to get some :censored: of the women for this
Quote by jamnat20032003
your going to get some :censored: of the women for this

I know I'm regretting it already - but i just couldn't resist posting it heh heh :twisted:
Don't worry AWOL - they will never be able to read it from the kitchen. wink
lhk
Kat
Phew!! biggrin
nice touch awol
good job sarf londons large enough to hide in
Fear ye not AWOL! We will protect you from the women. See you next year some time!!!
Clever! Clever! ......... but I know a similar joke ...
A guy picks up a lamp and rubs it, out pops the genie with his three wishes but he warns him his mother-in-law will get ten times what he asks for.
1st Wish: I'd like a million quid - she gets 10 million
2nd Wish: I'd like a new car - she gets 10 delivered next day
3rd Wish: I'd like to be not able to speak for a year
You don't scare me. None of ya. Ya hear? None of ya!
Us men will stick together
we will probably lose though
Quote by jamnat20032003
Us men will stick together...........

yeah that's right! It's time we did (er not too close though lol )
and ladies please stop PMimg me death threats it's beginning to scare me sad
I mean a lady just said she'll suck me to death - that's just awful!
honestly! :shock:
it would have been better if she said she would sit naked on your face and smother you to death
Quote by jamnat20032003
it would have been better if she said she would sit naked on your face and smother you to death

I did that this morning .. but i got off just b4 he died
Well had to want it again next week! lol :lol:
Quote by BrightonGeezer
Fear ye not AWOL! We will protect you from the women. See you next year some time!!!
:shock: Steady BG - It is all very well supplying the rope for AWOL, but there is no need to get up on the gallows with him. wink
AWOL - you stand your ground mate, after all - what is the worst that could happen?
WE ARE ALL BEHIND YOU - A LONG WAY BEHIND YOU, BUT BEHIND YOU
lhk
Kat