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27 Mar 2004

AHHH! necter thankyou carpi biggrin

I can feel my inhibitions fleeing me.

27 Mar 2004

Quote by MrFC
AHHH! necter thankyou carpi I can feel my inhibitions fleeing me.

Have you sampled the green fairy in preparation before then, my dear friend ?

27 Mar 2004

No never seen her prepared in such a way! usually swig it from the bottle. redface

27 Mar 2004

Quote by Carpathian
mmmmmmmmmm
I have just fallen in love with a duck!

Why, I do declare my eyes have fallen upon a vision within this room. I must however, as decorum dictates, inform you that I am a gentleman taken with the hand of another - we have been walking out for a time. She is at current times taking the air of the Americas for her health.
As for the duck of which you speak, I do believe the good Mr Duckpathian Esq has always had a soft spot for catsuits.
I must greet the other guests, my dear lady, but shall return to refresh this conversation later this very evening. For now though, I bid thee a good evening and tip my hat to you......
You on the pop Carpy??? I will be very soon once I have finished my wrestle with Bill Gates - Kate is trying to help me but I'm not very receptive to his commands!!
x xx

27 Mar 2004

Quote by MrsFC
Kit give him something to cover himself , so that when he gets his rythum ,when the DJ finally gets here!!!!!!..... He has something to take off! :twisted:

Kit thinks about Mr FC, puckers her lips, parts them slowly and runs her tongue over them to moisten them. Leans forward and blows gently ............ into the pink balloon held delicately between her trembling fingers. Growing slowly in her hands as she blows harder and harder, until finally she ties a knot in the end, smiles, and says, "Will that do?"
Kit
xxxx

27 Mar 2004

Shit...
I've lost the bloody sheep....
Here Dolllllyyyy dolllyyyyy dolllyyyyy.
Where the F**K is that bloody animal! I left it in here I'm sure.... :shock:

27 Mar 2004

Ah, you had better take this measure a little easier - the sugar and cold water aid flow into the body and ease the effects deep into your system.

Enjoy.

27 Mar 2004

BOYS, I say BOYS..........can I introduce you to Dolly.

She has had a hard day in the GFZ and is due a bit of pampering. I have herd (haha) that she is a bit of a party animal. She normally props up the baa and loves a nice glass ovine!!!
Now, Kat darling I can see you have it all in hand but I wish you would put it away!!!
Love
Wilma
x x x x

27 Mar 2004

Kit I have seen the film, I shall need at least three to start with. who's to say you haven't sabotaged it :twisted: And anyway thats a funny looking balloon confused

Is it supposed to have that big tip in the top and HEY it's transparent. :?

27 Mar 2004

HOW MUCH have I had to drink.. I thought I just saw a sexy sheep... no, can't be, must have been a projection from GFZ - they are doing it to confuse us girlies!!

27 Mar 2004

Carpi what have you done? two of your concoctions and I'm seeing sexy sheep. confused

:?
Hellooo Dolly what a very nice name! :shock: :? :rose:

27 Mar 2004

Is that Fred heading over from the GFZ ?
Mr Flintstone, good evening - can I offer you a red wine or an absinthe perhaps ?

27 Mar 2004

Wilma you have done a fab job!!!! Ohhh no !!! Fly take it easy... Shes a lady, stop herding Dolly into the corner.

27 Mar 2004

Quote by WilmaFlintstone
BOYS, I say BOYS..........can I introduce you to Dolly.
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/personal/flintstones/Dolly.gif
She has had a hard day in the GFZ and is due a bit of pampering. I have herd (haha) that she is a bit of a party animal. She normally props up the baa and loves a nice glass ovine!!!
Now, Kat darling I can see you have it all in hand but I wish you would put it away!!!
Love
Wilma
x x x x

(Jags - advise me on punctuation to prevent misunderstanding here)Shouldn't that be "I have F-- LOCKED Wilma?
lhk

27 Mar 2004

mmmmmmmmmm I have a feeling in my waters... Fred might be wanting a bevvie or two.
Yep still plenty of beer in the fridge. Ohhh no ladies room required. Be back in a mo! redface

27 Mar 2004

Hiya Fred, I couldn't fail to notice all your hard work today, you look in need of a stiff one?
lhk
Kat

27 Mar 2004

Don't tell me the girlies have got him as well....... redface

ops: :oops: He won't come back the same!!! Wretched wenches!! mad

:x :x

27 Mar 2004

Wankity wank wank wank (MrFC 2004) England lust.

27 Mar 2004

Quote by MrFC
Wankity wank wank wank (MrFC 2004) England lust.

Dear sir, either you've let this fine forum get to you or that Absinthe really is taking hold !

27 Mar 2004

Kat, you can be so picky at times!! (Pickety Pick - c Wilma 2004 sold to KitKat)
It's all those paint fumes from the GFZ, gone straight to my head they did!!!
Herds, Flocks, ....who gives a flock!!
Love
Wilma
x x x x

27 Mar 2004

Carpi, typical bloke, offer the lads a drink before the girlies. I bet you peel bananas in your pocket as well.
Mines a very large ANYTHING!!! I really need it!!!
NOW!!!
sorry......apologies all around......calming down now........deep breaths........in through the nose and out through the mouth....... ahhhhhhhh.
Carpi darling.....let me get you a drink. Take the weight off your feet and let me serve you!!! lol

Love
Wilma
x x x x

27 Mar 2004

Quote by KitKat
Hiya Fred, I couldn't fail to notice all your hard work today, you look in need of a stiff one?
lhk
Kat

It's me in need of a stiff one.... BOOM BOOM"
I do hate to disappoint....
:shock:

27 Mar 2004

Ah, Wilma, you sweet lady - if I may make such bold a statement in company.
A drink would indeed be a pleasure - would you mind providing me of a red wine.
Bless you, my lady of the prehistoric pleasentness

27 Mar 2004

Good evening all !
Just popped into the GFZ hoping that there'd be a wake going on for the Engliand rugby, only to find the place empty. Clearly us chaps all need some TLC from the soft feminine curves over here to get over our disappointment.
I can see from the way some posts have gone in the last hour or two that some of my fellow rugby fans have also been seeking solace in a bottle........ and one or too I suspect to be on the harder stuff biggrin

Cheers (hic)

27 Mar 2004

Quote by Carpathian
Is that Fred heading over from the GFZ ?
Mr Flintstone, good evening - can I offer you a red wine or an absinthe perhaps ?

Carpy,
Got any Whiskey there by any chance I need something stronger than wine - and I cannot stand that other stuff!
By the way - I need your help - i've only gone and lost that bloody sheep we were using as a roller - keep your eyes peeled and dont say anything to Arti when you see him - if it don't turn up by the morning I will stop on the way in in the morning and find one in a field...
Evening Kat,

Quote by KitKat
Hiya Fred, I couldn't fail to notice all your hard work today, you look in need of a stiff one?
lhk
Kat

If that is what think you have in your hand you can go take a running jump right now! My god he is such a tart!
What do you think of my clean boiler suit? - It was either this or my firemans outfit and I can't seem to be able to keep that on when I wear it!
Fred

27 Mar 2004

Wilma, you sit down, excuse the attire, let me get you and carpi a drink (anything to put off dancing like this!) Where's Fred ? last time I saw him he was escorting something wearing a sheep fur out the back door! :shock:

27 Mar 2004

Certainly Carpi, a large one coming right up.
What's this dvd sticking out of your bag Dolly?

:eeek: Dolly does Dallas! :eeek:

OMG

27 Mar 2004

Fred, I'm afraid I can't provide whisky but I do have some Kentucky straight bourbon - would this soothing warmth from the Americas be of use to your good self ?

27 Mar 2004

Quote by Jags
It's me in need of a stiff one.... BOOM BOOM"
I do hate to disappoint....
:shock:

So do I......
Your wish is my command oh great one!
When the cat is asleep on the sofa in GFZ then the mods will play... with each other!!

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

27 Mar 2004

Quote by MrFC
Wilma, you sit down, excuse the attire, let me get you and carpi a drink (anything to put off dancing like this!) Where's Fred ? last time I saw him he was escorting something wearing a sheep fur out the back door! :shock:

Gee thanks MrFC........ Carpi and will let you serve us lol

As for Fred, well what can I say, he is always trying to sneak in the back door so I am not suprised he has just sneaked out. Was he with that Dolly bird?
Love
Wilma
x x x x