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Quote by Carpathian
Fred, I'm afraid I can't provide whisky but I do have some Kentucky straight bourbon - would this soothing warmth from the Americas be of use to your good self ?

That will do - pass me the bottle and a straw please mate!
Here - tell me - who is that bird at the bar with the white curly hair? Bit ugly 'aint she?
Fred
How did you get hold of my home videos, Fred?
Quote by FredFlintstone

Fred, I'm afraid I can't provide whisky but I do have some Kentucky straight bourbon - would this soothing warmth from the Americas be of use to your good self ?

That will do - pass me the bottle and a straw please mate!

Here you go Fred......
Fred !!!! There seems that animals are taking over! :shock: First Fly then Dolly NOW the horse from the field!!! Choke!!! Can't quite take it all in........
Told you it would be worth waiting for when MrFC turned round!
hahahahahahha
BAD MAN!!!
BAD MAN
BAD BAD MAN
BAD BAD MAN
BAD BAD BAD MAN
BAD BAD BAD MAM

Carpathian starts to collect a few glasses but soon gains a forlorn look on his face. Tidying after a party is no fun on his own.
He deposits the glasses neatly on the side and, turning to survey the seemingly empty room, lifts his hat for a moment for those who'd attended tonight and at least one he'd have wanted here...........
The door closes quietly behind him.
Buuuuurrrrrrrrrrrppppppppppppp!
Shats betta!
Hey Carpy ollll fella, lishen, thes boshuls impty, hic,...........
Oh f**k I'M BLINNNNNNNNNDDDDDD!
Oh - ish Ok - the litsh are offf.......
Where is everiiiiwun?
Bugga - gotta find me keysh......
Bluddy lef em in the GFZ - bugga bugga bugga.......
*hic*
Fwed I love you Hic Urr! beer, absinth, wine ,whiskey GOD MY HEAD IS SPINNING!![/size Right who wants a shag... :sleeping: :sleeping: :sleeping:
Night all !!
I've cleaned up you buggers so keep out or jags will have my arse :shock:
The GFZ should be back in operation soon! watch this space (HELP)

smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom: Have your arse by god.... it will be my pleasure!
Didn't know that GFZ was having a dungeon too.... lol :lol:
OMG - seem to have 'edited' this rather than 'replied' to it... THAT consigns me to the 'twit' catergory....fuckity fuck (tm Jags 2004). redface surprisedops: :oops:
Well you bloody lightweights!! Fancy not only starting, but FINISHING the party in my absence!!
Humph.... think I'll just help myself to this clear liquid in the corner, looks like someone was trying to hide it.... A-B-S-I-N-T-H-E.......... bloody hell, dont even know what thats supposed to spell. Sod it, I'll just have a big swig, it smells ok
OMG!!! :taz:
seems to be a bit stronger than..... erm... it errrr... wassat wurddd.... errrr......... <hic>........
:sleeping: :sleeping: :sleeping: :sleeping: