BFZ is now open

27 Mar 2004

Mrsfc

before hunting again in Jags drawers.

You lucky bugger.....! Strewth, and heres me...alll thumbs!

27 Mar 2004

Sorry MrsFC I'll have to open another bottle.
You will never believe what Kat has gone and done in the GFZ. He's only gone and painted the walls back to Orange.

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
I didn't have the heart to tell him!!!
When does the DJ arrive??? I have heard he is very tasty!! :lickface:
Love
Wilma
x x x x

27 Mar 2004

hope he has not brought any of those shiny silver records, they dont half skip when you put the stylus needle on em.....not very good.....

27 Mar 2004

Quote by MrsFC
Ahh Wilma glad you got here! You were right Jags nothing fitted. Can you be darling Wilma and pass me a BIG glass of wine.

Think Wilma is busy washing dogs and ferrets... but I've just opened a bottle of Sauvignon Blanc... here's a glass for you! Slainte
x

27 Mar 2004

Quote by rocky horror
hope he has not brought any of those shiny silver records, they dont half skip when you put the stylus needle on em.....not very good.....

Have you been talking to Nallers then... he's very keen on those black record thingys!!??

27 Mar 2004

nope, but i cant get my 33 and a third thingys into the tray...! It sounded better when we had 7"..10" and 12"......sigh

27 Mar 2004

DJ should be along in an hour or two. Kat ....Kat You must go to the opticians. Kit take him to spec savers he can have two for the price of one!!!
Im glad I got plenty of wine in,
I think we just might drink it all tonight.

27 Mar 2004

/peeks in
This is for the girls right? Mine's a pint of Murphys please :cheers: smile

27 Mar 2004

Pokes head round door Where are all the guys I just haven't had enough to drink to face the girls alone sad

OH! well here goes, COOOEEE!![/size

27 Mar 2004

You must be a brave, brave man (psst, what's it like in the boys room?!)

27 Mar 2004

I'm right behind you Mrs FC - my what tight buttocks you have!
oops - srory Mr FC - mistaken identity! redface

Quote by Mrs FC
Kat ....Kat You must go to the opticians.

You may be right rolleyes

lhk

27 Mar 2004

Kat, phew what a relief....Wow!!! That orange suit is a bit extreme, are we having a 70's night? I was told come as you are but seeing you I feel a little underdresses! redface

27 Mar 2004

Good evening folks !
Thought I'd make an effort for tonight - to follow my name I've gone a little more retro than 70's clothes......

I bid thee fair fellows a greeting and hope this evening finds you well with the world.

27 Mar 2004

mmmmmmmmmm
I have just fallen in love with a duck!

27 Mar 2004

'As you are in your avatar' is FINE, FINE, FINE with me MR FC - wanna have a taste of my melons???
Kit
xxx
in an unusually poetic frame of mind

27 Mar 2004

ooooh kit, yes those melons look verrrry!!! tasty. :twisted: but before I do I think I may need another drink redface

What do you think of kats new suit?

27 Mar 2004

Quote by KitKat

in an unusually poetic frame of mind

Can I some of whatever you are drinking?

27 Mar 2004

Quote by EmmaPeel
mmmmmmmmmm
I have just fallen in love with a duck!

Why, I do declare my eyes have fallen upon a vision within this room. I must however, as decorum dictates, inform you that I am a gentleman taken with the hand of another - we have been walking out for a time. She is at current times taking the air of the Americas for her health.
As for the duck of which you speak, I do believe the good Mr Duckpathian Esq has always had a soft spot for catsuits.
I must greet the other guests, my dear lady, but shall return to refresh this conversation later this very evening. For now though, I bid thee a good evening and tip my hat to you......

27 Mar 2004

Quote by MrFC
What do you think of kats new suit?

It didn't start off this colour - that bloody dog of artie's was all over me when I went in the GFZ!
What has got into that animal????
lhk

27 Mar 2004

I think he is finding out more about his sexuality, the girls have had hold of him too long I fear there is no hope sad

ORANGE JUICE?

27 Mar 2004

I think he is finding out more about his sexuality, the girls have had hold of him too long I fear there is no hope ORANGE JUICE?

A salutory and sobering warning to us all! Now, have you finished with Kit's melons, or can I have a nibble?
lhk

27 Mar 2004

Where's th DJ??? I left Kinky Lizard in charge of that!
Where are you man?? Another top up Emma?
If MrFC continues to go around like that he's going to give us a show!! biggrin

:D :D :D

27 Mar 2004

Quote by MrsFC
If MrFC continues to go around like that he's going to give us a show!! :D :D :D

ooo - what a good idea!
Kit
xxx

27 Mar 2004

My dear friends, I do believe a number of people liable to frequent this evenings soiree are most likely distracted by a sporting event at this moment.
However, if I may I'd like to offer some refreshment to be made ready for their return.
I have a number of bottles of red wine - dry yet fruity to fire the palette of even the most jaded drinker this evening.

27 Mar 2004

Kit give him something to cover himself , so that when he gets his rythum ,when the DJ finally gets here!!!!!!..... He has something to take off! :twisted:

27 Mar 2004

Evening all.....
Not stopping - will be back later...... confused

No really - need to get changed... :shock:
Just doing a bit of work before I knock off from the GFZ for the evening...
I will just have one of these little horses doofers for a moment.. wink

Phhhaaatttttttt! - Oh shit - it was a bowl of that bloody "Pot Pourri" I just tried to eat - tastes like my mothers bloody hanky used to smell when she spat on it and wiped my face calling me a mucky git rolleyes

Well at least I never spat on her bloody face! mad

:x
Right - just gotta nip out the back door a minute - see you all later.. :?:
Fred

27 Mar 2004

Wilma goes into the laundryroom in the BFZ and discovers Dolly the sheep tied to the radiator
"Come with me sweetheart, I'll have you fixed up in no time. You should see what I did to Fly. You'll feel like a new ewe when I have finished."

27 Mar 2004

Weldone carpi, a couple of shots of the green stuff should set me up for when the dj comes.
I could have sworn I saw Fred just now confused

Where's kat? it's not as if I could miss him.

27 Mar 2004

Nay wench! Thous shalt not corrupt another fine animal! Desist thy foul ministrations and leave dolly to the boys!
We have it all in hand!
lhk

27 Mar 2004

Quote by MrFC
Well done Carpy, a couple of shots of the green stuff should set me up for when the dj comes.

Dear sir - a fine choice. I shall prepare you a single measure for now and again later as you require.
{Carpathian pours a small measure of the Absinthe into a glass, balances a sugar lump onto the Absinthe spoon balanced above, drips iced water through the sugar dissolving it down into the liquor. A fine louche ensues......}
Mr FC, your drink is prepared.