Big Cocks vs Smaller Cocks

22 Jul 2004

Quote by TheFacilitator
if women waited for Mr VWE every time, they wouldn't be getting much of a shagging.

Yes, but neither would we. smile

Personally, my little soldier does everything I could want him to, but I wouldn't say no if some magic fairy could boost his size into the "average" bracket.

22 Jul 2004

I find long ones hit all the wrong places.. causing pain and discomfort..... more average sizes hit against my gspot perfectly without me having to say "do you mind not putting it all the way in please..... this isn't about how far you can ram me up the bed!!!" rolleyes

22 Jul 2004

Hmmm,
Yes, this site can be pretty intimidating for the average fella. There is many and ad for VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVWE, etc!!!
Well, he;s not big but he is clever biggrin

22 Jul 2004

Am I the only one here old enough to remember that little bit of rhyming advice about , well about members
long and thin slips right in
short and thick , does the trick .
wink

22 Jul 2004

I can lift two bags of sugar tied together with cord off the floor with mine...?
I am just pleased that when I want it to stay up, it does, and when I want it to go down, I can MAKE it? Aint life funny when your a guy? And we mock women for taking too long to get fresh and pretty for us, whilst we differ on how to measure up willies and the likes! I still think Bananarama had the best song about sex....? 50 points for the title...?

22 Jul 2004

Quote by rocky horror
I still think Bananarama had the best song about sex....? 50 points for the title...?

It Aint What You Do, It's The Way That You Do It?

22 Jul 2004

Quote by rocky horror
I am just pleased that when I want it to stay up, it does, and when I want it to go down, I can MAKE it?

Ah, but does making it go down involve tying two bags of sugar to it?! confused

22 Jul 2004

Ice pie wins the goldfish...
Reece, it sometimes does, but not always wink

I still think the best erections came in my youth on the bus on the weekly shopping trips! Those dam hard seats sure played havoc and IF you got the timing wrong, you always needed to carry a coat even in hot weather to hide the boner!

22 Jul 2004

Quote by rocky horror
Ice pie wins the goldfish...!

Goldfish? You said fifty squid! mad

23 Jul 2004

I can lift two bags of sugar tied together with cord off the floor with mine...?
quote]
i can beat an egg and flip a pancake wit mine, together we would have a chance on master chef
rolleyes

:roll: :roll: :roll:

24 Jul 2004

Quote by midlandsmale39
I can lift two bags of sugar tied together with cord off the floor with mine...?
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i can beat an egg and flip a pancake wit mine, together we would have a chance on master chef
:roll: :roll: :roll:

Makes a mental note never to sample Midlandsmale39's culinary delights!?!!!!

24 Jul 2004

Quote by rocky horror
I can lift two bags of sugar tied together with cord off the floor with mine...?

Call me picky but how did you discover that you could do that? :upset:

24 Jul 2004

Sometimes I get fed up with trying to just piss out of it, and trying to check if the pumpomatic has ACTUALLY made it bigger...so I experiment with weird and wonderful things?

24 Jul 2004

Quote by DreamerHelen
Has anyone ever had a guy that was too big for her?
Do you prefer big 9/10 inchers or a more modest 5/6 incher?
I prefer guys that are slightly smaller, it's more comfortable....
Thoughts anyone?

i prefer men that have the modest 5/6 inches. it is more comfortable. i think that if a guy whipped out a huge, wide 9 inch dick,, id be like- what do u want me to do that?? confused

24 Jul 2004

Well I have a good friend (who is also a lover) and he has the most enormous cock....at least nine inches and very thick.....i love giving him a blowjob but when it comes to sex it's painful.....so we just compromise and work around it....
But I DO prefer a little smaller than that.......around 5/6 inches is PERFECT for me......

24 Jul 2004

you're welcome to try mine out if you like!

25 Jul 2004

Quote by pobby
you're welcome to try mine out if you like!

LoL.....thanks Pobby......

25 Jul 2004

Quote by clarensteve
Well I always freely admit that im only an average man in the 5-6 inch catagory.
It doesnt bother me or Clare(well thats what she tells me)
And I consider myself to be a good lover,Clare has definately never complained about that one.
I think the size of a mans edowerement is inconsequential,its what you do with it and what other quailities you have to please women.I love oral and I prefer to give it than recieve it (well most of the time!!),and i definately never just thrust as hard as i can thinking that its what she wants.
All you average men be proud of your averageness,you make up for it in every other way.
Steve,xxx

Amen Steve, amen.
I think by what you have said there we sound very similar. I must admit that there are times when i would like to have some extra length, as has been said, when your at clubs and the like, there does appear to be a larger number of 'bigger' guys and I sometimes feel slightly inadequate.
BUT like you said about Clare, Calista is the one that matters to me and she has never complained and while i may not be a porn star i do know how to make up for it and we're happy (arent we Calista?? lol) smile

25 Jul 2004

Quote by morbiusUK
BUT like you said Calista is the one that matters to me and she has never complained and while i may not be a porn star i do know how to make up for it and we're happy (arent we Calista?? lol)

I certainly will never complain, three times last night and two stonking orgasm ........ why would i be complaining?
Happy .......... confused

: Blissfully passionkiss

25 Jul 2004

Quote by Calista
BUT like you said Calista is the one that matters to me and she has never complained and while i may not be a porn star i do know how to make up for it and we're happy (arent we Calista?? lol)

I certainly will never complain, three times last night and two stonking orgasm ........ why would i be complaining?
Happy .......... confused

: Blissfully passionkiss

Well you moan bloody loudly enough....................................oh sorry you've already mentioned the orgasms :twisted:

25 Jul 2004

so you would then Helen? wink

25 Jul 2004

Quote by pobby
so you would then Helen?

Ummmm I'm saying nothing.......but feel free to PM me and try your luck..... :wink:

25 Jul 2004

you have PM!!!!!

25 Jul 2004

oh and don't be too hard on me, it's my first time at this!!!
biggrin

25 Jul 2004

LoL....have PM'd ya back Pobby...

25 Jul 2004

Quote by morbiusUK
Steve,xxx

Amen Steve, amen.
I think by what you have said there we sound very similar. I must admit that there are times when i would like to have some extra length, as has been said, when your at clubs and the like, there does appear to be a larger number of 'bigger' guys and I sometimes feel slightly inadequate.
BUT like you said about Clare, Calista is the one that matters to me and she has never complained and while i may not be a porn star i do know how to make up for it and we're happy (arent we Calista?? lol) smile

Yeah i know what you mean about wanting extra length sometimes,its only natural.
But we have to accept that weve got to make the best of what weve got.
I for one try my hardest to please come to think about it i'll try my best with any of you sexy females wink

Steve,xxx

25 Jul 2004

Am I smaller than the average bear then?! confused

: :cry:

25 Jul 2004

Quote by clarensteve
But we have to accept that weve got to make the best of what weve got.
I for one try my hardest to please come to think about it i'll try my best with any of you sexy females
Steve,xxx

i am always trying Steve (any comment from you Calista about me being trying and you'll get a spanking )
And is that an offer for Calista, should i pack her bags and send her over ;) :twisted:

25 Jul 2004

i was once very aware of myself , i thought i was too small , after watching too many pornos, but thanks to this website i feel more normal about myself , and lets face it some of those guys are freaks, i mean they cant go swimming in public baths and so on, all my love mr average, no complaints so far

25 Jul 2004

I still am a bit wary of my size, probably been watching the same skin flicks!! hopefully I'll get over my hang-up and feel more comfortable with what I've been given.
Thing is, dunno about you, but when I used to go out with my mates getting lashed etc, I think the only thing we never talked about was our size so I have no idea whether I'm average or smaller than. Would be good to know....