bikes!

Quote by jameybruce
so why bikes are better than women!
with apologies to denise, 'cos I should know better.
1. You can fit a steering damper if your bike is a bit of a slapper.
2. You get a manual with your bike to understand how it works.
3. You do not have to change your rubber for every ride.
4. Your bike will not think you are a pervert if you want to chain it up at night.
5. You can trade in your old model for a new one as often as you like without paying huge legal bills.
6. Stripping your bike is legal in public.
7. It likes going to race meetings.
8. Your bike will not mind if you ride another model.
9. You can ride twins without upsetting anyone.
10. If your bike blows a fuse it will not spend the entire weekend going on about what caused it.
and there's lots more reasons, but would love to here other opinions.

Quote by jameybruce
that was mr jb, a dick with such a little brain sometimes I wonder if he's worth keeping!
A bike though is something you can ride for hours and hours, will keep going at whatever pace you wish, looks good afterwards, doesn't let you down, won't grumble if you test drive other models (two up!).....
So when you read this dickhead go an open another bottle and remember I need a grovelling apology!
denise