Bilko sneaking in!

16 May 2005

I'm sure I just saw Mr. Bilko online. Not Sarge, he's on holiday so I'll calll him his civvy name biggrin

Wonder if he's found a cyber cafe or was he fibbing just to get off his duties?

16 May 2005

I think he was fibbing,, justto see what we all get up to when he isn't here. Hello Sarge.
John
smile

16 May 2005

Don't reckon much to his bloody camouflage technique then. lol

16 May 2005

That's coz he's only a Sarge, they don't teach you that stuff til later. Unless he meant you to see him, a double bluff undercover operation.
John
cool

16 May 2005

Ooooooooooooo so are you saying he's being clever then? He might just have run out of camouflage face paint and his green clothes must be in the wash.

16 May 2005

It could be a fake lol

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16 May 2005

BILKO ! ! ! ! ! ! !
Advance one, and be recognised !

16 May 2005

That could be the answer. As you see, he hasn't jumped in here yet. Yes he's being very clever. Has he been off to a training camp do you think? Perhaps he's going for promotion!!!!
John
confused

16 May 2005

Quote by dambuster
BILKO ! ! ! ! ! ! !
Advance one, and be recognised !

*Swoon* Ooooooh Dammie keep talking the Squaddie Speak...... wink

16 May 2005

i seen him too!! he's showing as in the forum now! sneaky Sarge lol

16 May 2005

I've just checked.
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewpost/418908.html#418908
He's not actually due back on tour until fp tomorrow.
So until 0600 hrs ( 6 in the morning WBB wink

) he's can can just loaf around.
DreamerHelen - fp = First Parade wink

16 May 2005

Look!!
I'm not due back on here for half an hour yet, so I thought I would have a mooch around the site to see if the standards have slipped in my absence.
So, would anyone like to tell me the important bits or am I going to have to read every post that has snook in whilst I have been away?? confused

16 May 2005

Are you still a Sarge, Sarge, or have you been promoted?
John
redface

16 May 2005

Important bits? Lots of moans, few laughs, some rude bits (flashing of bums etc).

16 May 2005

Quote by Horous
Are you still a Sarge, Sarge, or have you been promoted?
John

If he'd been promoted John, he certainlywouldn't be coming back on duty at 0001.

16 May 2005

Quote by dambuster
If he'd been promoted John, he certainly wouldn't be coming back on duty at 0001.

I don't know Dambuster, you know how those newly promoted, like to brown nose for a while.
John
smile

16 May 2005

Quote by Horous
Are you still a Sarge, Sarge, or have you been promoted?

I will ALWAYS be a Sarge, no matter how much they try to promote me!! :shock: lol

Quote by freckledbird
(flashing of bums etc).

I have a very white one now!! confused

16 May 2005

Quote by Horous
I don't know Dambuster, you know how those newly promoted, like to brown nose for a while.
John

You're probably right John.
I was gonna start this reply with "I remember when . . . . . . . . . " - but I think that belongs in the Swinging Lantern thread wink

Welcome home StillaSarge btw.

16 May 2005

Quote by Sgt Bilko
I will ALWAYS be a Sarge, no matter how much they try to promote me!! :shock:
(flashing of bums etc).

I have a very white one now!! confused

Welcome back Mr Sarge White Bum, are you going to give us a flash in your avatar?
John
cool

17 May 2005

Quote by Horous
Welcome back Mr Sarge White Bum, are you going to give us a flash in your avatar?
John

Oh I do hope so biggrin

Sarge?
Dawn biggrin

17 May 2005

Quote by Sgt Bilko
Look!!
I'm not due back on here for half an hour yet, so I thought I would have a mooch around the site to see if the standards have slipped in my absence.
So, would anyone like to tell me the important bits or am I going to have to read every post that has snook in whilst I have been away??

Watcha mate! Mrs FC's Arse is worth looking at - but I don't suppose you need telling that do ya!

17 May 2005

Quote by westerross
Watcha mate! Mrs FC's Arse is worth looking at - but I don't suppose you need telling that do ya!

It is so much better in the flesh! lol

17 May 2005

Quote by Sgt Bilko

Watcha mate! Mrs FC's Arse is worth looking at - but I don't suppose you need telling that do ya!

It is so much better in the flesh! lol

Thats funny, that's exactly what KitKat said......have you two been comparing notes? :giggle:

17 May 2005

I've just nearly been run over by a tank,
where is he, he must be here somewhere, sgt where are you???