Bilko's ass on the line

31 Mar 2005

Right then Sarge.
The SH people's tribunal requires you to present your ass in the courtyard at 0600 for a suitable case of chastisement!
smackbottom

31 Mar 2005

Just his ass????? mad

:shock:

31 Mar 2005

can i pull out his leg hairs
one by one with my tweezers
:twisted:

31 Mar 2005

Blimey !! How big's the line ?? :shock: :shock:

31 Mar 2005

Quote by Silk and Big G
Blimey !! How big's the line ?? :shock: :shock:

Oih!!! Saw that!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: lol

0600???? there's only one place my ass will be then. Tucked up in bed!!!
I can make 0800 if that helps!! confused

31 Mar 2005

Bluexxx is at the front of the queue, and I have just seen the size of the strap-on she is planning to use!! :eeek: Sarge - serves you right!! mad

Will
I will be watching from a VERY safe distance! :shock: :shock:

1 Apr 2005

:shock: oh, a punishment que

1 Apr 2005

Quote by Sarah1448
:shock: oh, a punishment que

Can i take the punishment by proxy???? :twisted:

1 Apr 2005

Quote by Chardonnay
Oh buggar, did i miss it............. i didnt get up til

I dont think so, but by the look of it SH Towers clock didnt go forward with the rest of us confused

1 Apr 2005

Am I too late to dole out the punishment?
I'm thinking at least 100 cropping's...... wink

1 Apr 2005

Quote by beebeep
Oh buggar, did i miss it............. i didnt get up til

I dont think so, but by the look of it SH Towers clock didnt go forward with the rest of us confused

*THWACK*

1 Apr 2005

Maybe a demotion is in order ...
Corporal Bilko
or even
Private Bilko
The WHOOSH Manâ„¢

1 Apr 2005

Right we are in line to dish out Sgt Bilkos
smackbottom

And nobody should give him any
:violin: :violin: :violin: :violin: :violin:

1 Apr 2005

Quote by tigersgobounce69
Right we are in line to dish out Sgt Bilkos

And nobody should give him any
:violin: :violin: :violin: :violin: :violin:

This isn't sympathy, its valiant and heroic effort to protect Sarge.
Beggar off and leave him alone, the lot of you. Or I'll... I'll... I'll...
Frown at ya, in a dissappointed-mum kinda way.

1 Apr 2005

Quote by vodka_babe22uk
ES leave sgt's bum alone hes been very kind today helping a damsel in distress
i screamed for help and he was there faster than a whippet
sgt
voddy xxxxxxxx

Hmmmmmmmmm. I think he's done a runner! :twisted:
Sarge, last seen in the guardhouse (under lock and key?).
innocent