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Quote by Kiss
Which really put the heckles up of one "single" guy in scotland who put a mail in my in box telling me he was going to "sort me out" and not in a sexual way I might add!

Please tell me that you forwarded the PM to a Mod..... That sort of behaviour is not tolerated and should be reported hun...
Oh and another thing.... You cant leave you know.... It's a bit like Hotel California here :lol2:.....cue dual guitars!!!
Sorry, I'll go now! redface
Will
Will! wave
I'll just grab my guitar! lolI'll get mine too! Fancy a duet? wink
Will innocent
Sounds like a plan! :grin:
Do you still want me to bring my guitar though?
:giggle:rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Well, we'll need something to do afterwards! :wink:
Will
PS Why do I get the feeling that we're going to be told to 'get a room' any moment!
Get a room you two!
And a couple of cams so you can entertain us all :giggle:
Quote by Kiss
Which really put the heckles up of one "single" guy in scotland who put a mail in my in box telling me he was going to "sort me out" and not in a sexual way I might add!

Please tell me that you forwarded the PM to a Mod..... That sort of behaviour is not tolerated and should be reported hun...
Oh and another thing.... You cant leave you know.... It's a bit like Hotel California here :lol2:.....cue dual guitars!!!
Sorry, I'll go now! redface
Will
Will! wave
I'll just grab my guitar! lol
Oi - you never offered to grab yer gittar fer me (Ooops didn't send you that PM did I?)
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Quote by willxx69
Which really put the heckles up of one "single" guy in scotland who put a mail in my in box telling me he was going to "sort me out" and not in a sexual way I might add!

Please tell me that you forwarded the PM to a Mod..... That sort of behaviour is not tolerated and should be reported hun...
Oh and another thing.... You cant leave you know.... It's a bit like Hotel California here :lol2:.....cue dual guitars!!!
Sorry, I'll go now! redface
Will
Will! wave
I'll just grab my guitar! lolI'll get mine too! Fancy a duet? wink
Will innocent
Oi - ya never offered a duet with me! Oh you mean that kind of duet! surprisedops:
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wave I love ya Paul hun.............. keep posting.. keep in touch xx kiss :silly:
They dont have to be green either sad
Such a damn shame when someone has a great personality, lovely looks (including their teeth which I tend to be a bit freaky about) and you get on in every other way.....but oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo you can't be near them for the stench :upset:
Have to try a couple of times just incase it's something they've eaten, and I know the kindest thng would be to say something, but how can you?
:gagged: :huh: bolt
Quote by tabbi
They dont have to be green either sad
Such a damn shame when someone has a great personality, lovely looks (including their teeth which I tend to be a bit freaky about) and you get on in every other way.....but oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo you can't be near them for the stench :upset:
Have to try a couple of times just incase it's something they've eaten, and I know the kindest thng would be to say something, but how can you?
:gagged: :huh: bolt

I remember some years ago going out with my mates trying to go on the pull when next morning I realised my lack of success could have been due to a bit of cabbage I had stuck to my front tooth redface
Quote by Bigpaul44
They dont have to be green either sad
Such a damn shame when someone has a great personality, lovely looks (including their teeth which I tend to be a bit freaky about) and you get on in every other way.....but oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo you can't be near them for the stench :upset:
Have to try a couple of times just incase it's something they've eaten, and I know the kindest thng would be to say something, but how can you?
:gagged: :huh: bolt

I remember some years ago going out with my mates trying to go on the pull when next morning I realised my lack of success could have been due to a bit of cabbage I had stuck to my front tooth redface
Yeh but when it's a whole bloody leaf you should have known rolleyes :twisted:
Quote by tabbi
They dont have to be green either sad
Such a damn shame when someone has a great personality, lovely looks (including their teeth which I tend to be a bit freaky about) and you get on in every other way.....but oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo you can't be near them for the stench :upset:
Have to try a couple of times just incase it's something they've eaten, and I know the kindest thng would be to say something, but how can you?
:gagged: :huh: bolt

I remember some years ago going out with my mates trying to go on the pull when next morning I realised my lack of success could have been due to a bit of cabbage I had stuck to my front tooth redface
Yeh but when it's a whole bloody leaf you should have known rolleyes :twisted:
Actually it may have been due to the reaction of beer and cabbage,mmm interesting combination innocent
Ladies and gentlemen..... may I introduce Big Pauls ideal date......
Are you refering to me ..... smackbottom :smackbottom: wink
Quote by easy
Ladies and gentlemen..... may I introduce Big Pauls ideal date......
Were did you find that pic of my ex................mind she's got a tad prettier with age wink
Well i agree with Paul if the mantelpiece is minging i aint going near the fire!
i always look for a lovely smile....n sweet breath the rest just follows on,
oh keep posting you are well funny love pepps xx
Oh I get it now, you mean billy bob that’s related to ten ton tessy!
Quote by easy
Ladies and gentlemen..... may I introduce Big Pauls ideal date......
actually,.........i would you know, but I would have to have two paper bags.
One for her... and one for me in case hers fell off...
Quote by Bigpaul44
actually,.........i would you know, but I would have to have two paper bags.
One for her... and one for me in case hers fell off...

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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have you tried Listerene Actives?...exceptional oral induced orgasms.... lol

Wise one please share your secret. Are you saying they aid orgasms whilst giving oral?
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