please rember now the weather has turned cold to feed the birds outside lol and give em some water...........................no silly comments plzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Just feed the fooker,s
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fair enough then, given that you don't want comment I will just reiterate your message
Feed the birds.
Feed the birds.
Sex God
unlocked after a P.M. exchange apparently, I misunderstood therefore... errrrmm...oh yes,
Feed the birds
Feed the birds
Sex God
Quote by Mr-Powers
has someone started early on the sherry?
no
eermmm
Feed the birds
Orgasminator
Quote by davej
unlocked after a P.M. exchange apparently, I misunderstood therefore... errrrmm...oh yes,
Feed the birds
thx dave no we not on sherry yet lol
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Quote by earthchild
tuppence a bag?
i always feed the birds
well glad that you do.......ermmmm feed the birds
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Quote by earthchild
tuppence a bag?
i always feed the birds
well glad that you do.......ermmmm feed the birds
yep always have seed balls hanging up and raisins out for the blackbirds etc did take the water bowl off the wall though cos the pigeons were bathing in it ffs :shock:
bloody pigeons no respect for other birds drinking water
Sex God
Quote by earthchild
tuppence a bag?
Cor blimey! Bird food is cheap where you live (pretending I'm not old enough to remember those immortal words ;-) )
We spend around £30 a month on various food stuffs for birds, mealworms, dried insect mix, seeds of various kinds (they especially like Thistle seeds), peanuts and peanut cake, cheap sponge cakes from Asda crumbled up (no icing), cooked beef mince, grated mild cheese, dried raisins and sultanas (soak them overnight in a little water) as well as a few table scraps.
So despite having four cats, we get many different varieties of birds in our garden all year round. They are wonderful to watch and it gives a nice warm glow to know you're helping them through the year, especially during the colder months
TJ
Quote by RedHot
tuppence a bag?
Cor blimey! Bird food is cheap where you live (pretending I'm not old enough to remember those immortal words ;-) )
We spend around £30 a month on various food stuffs for birds, mealworms, dried insect mix, seeds of various kinds (they especially like Thistle seeds), peanuts and peanut cake, cheap sponge cakes from Asda crumbled up (no icing), cooked beef mince, grated mild cheese, dried raisins and sultanas (soak them overnight in a little water) as well as a few table scraps.
So despite having four cats, we get many different varieties of birds in our garden all year round. They are wonderful to watch and it gives a nice warm glow to know you're helping them through the year, especially during the colder months
TJ
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Said it before but its a good tip so i'll say it again..........
If ya have one of them frank bruno lean mean grilling machine type things take the hot fat out of the drain tray and pour it in a yogurt pot, chuck in a few nuts......let it cool down remove from the pot and hang out in the garden for the birdies to eat...............jobs a good un
If ya have one of them frank bruno lean mean grilling machine type things take the hot fat out of the drain tray and pour it in a yogurt pot, chuck in a few nuts......let it cool down remove from the pot and hang out in the garden for the birdies to eat...............jobs a good un
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Quote by tyneside4fun
unlocked after a P.M. exchange apparently, I misunderstood therefore... errrrmm...oh yes,
Feed the birds
thx dave no we not on sherry yet lol
he on the jack daniels lol
every morning i feed the brids with bread
but have a break to...
Sex God
Quote by keenocoat your seed balls in bacon fat,birds love it
I've got a lovely pair of tits in my garden but they won't touch my seed balls. Has anybody got any suggestions how I can tempt the lovely birds to take a mouthful and swallow?
Quote by keenocoat your seed balls in bacon fat,birds love it
I've got a lovely pair of tits in my garden but they won't touch my seed balls. Has anybody got any suggestions how I can tempt the lovely birds to take a mouthful and swallow?
Should I warm it up or apply it cold?
microwave the seed balls... it will do them the world of good... then apply the bacon fat- scalding hot.... perfect result. :thumbup:
Sex God
Quote by keenocoat your seed balls in bacon fat,birds love it
I've got a lovely pair of tits in my garden but they won't touch my seed balls. Has anybody got any suggestions how I can tempt the lovely birds to take a mouthful and swallow?
Should I warm it up or apply it cold?as long as you do it liberally i don't think it matters
Quote by splendid33coat your seed balls in bacon fat,birds love it
I've got a lovely pair of tits in my garden but they won't touch my seed balls. Has anybody got any suggestions how I can tempt the lovely birds to take a mouthful and swallow?
Should I warm it up or apply it cold?
microwave the seed balls... it will do them the world of good... then apply the bacon fat- scalding hot.... perfect result. :thumbup:
I'm just guessing here but did you leave out the bit about nailing them to the tree?
Quote by keenocoat your seed balls in bacon fat,birds love it
I've got a lovely pair of tits in my garden but they won't touch my seed balls. Has anybody got any suggestions how I can tempt the lovely birds to take a mouthful and swallow?
Should I warm it up or apply it cold?
microwave the seed balls... it will do them the world of good... then apply the bacon fat- scalding hot.... perfect result. :thumbup:
I'm just guessing here but did you leave out the bit about nailing them to the tree?
gosh yes... my mistake.... make sure that you use a rusty nail too.. as it will have already gone through the oxidising process, the birdies won't get poisoned.
Quote by splendid33coat your seed balls in bacon fat,birds love it
I've got a lovely pair of tits in my garden but they won't touch my seed balls. Has anybody got any suggestions how I can tempt the lovely birds to take a mouthful and swallow?
Should I warm it up or apply it cold?
microwave the seed balls... it will do them the world of good... then apply the bacon fat- scalding hot.... perfect result. :thumbup:
I'm just guessing here but did you leave out the bit about nailing them to the tree?
gosh yes... my mistake.... make sure that you use a rusty nail too.. as it will have already gone through the oxidising process, the birdies won't get poisoned.
STOP!!! You're making me ill!!
If you continue then I will be forced to smack your bottom! :twisted: Quote by splendid33coat your seed balls in bacon fat,birds love it
I've got a lovely pair of tits in my garden but they won't touch my seed balls. Has anybody got any suggestions how I can tempt the lovely birds to take a mouthful and swallow?
Should I warm it up or apply it cold?
microwave the seed balls... it will do them the world of good... then apply the bacon fat- scalding hot.... perfect result. :thumbup:
I'm just guessing here but did you leave out the bit about nailing them to the tree?
gosh yes... my mistake.... make sure that you use a rusty nail too.. as it will have already gone through the oxidising process, the birdies won't get poisoned.
I've done what you suggested and my eyes are watering with pleasure as a plump breasted beauty is gorging herself on my fat balls.
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Quote by RedHot
tuppence a bag?
Cor blimey! Bird food is cheap where you live (pretending I'm not old enough to remember those immortal words ;-) )
We spend around £30 a month on various food stuffs for birds, mealworms, dried insect mix, seeds of various kinds (they especially like Thistle seeds), peanuts and peanut cake, cheap sponge cakes from Asda crumbled up (no icing), cooked beef mince, grated mild cheese, dried raisins and sultanas (soak them overnight in a little water) as well as a few table scraps.
So despite having four cats, we get many different varieties of birds in our garden all year round. They are wonderful to watch and it gives a nice warm glow to know you're helping them through the year, especially during the colder months
TJ
bloody hell never mind the birds can we come for dinner as our giro never came this morning........but nice to see lots of people do rember our feathered friends,
feed the birds
Orgasminator
Quote by northeastcoupleuk
unlocked after a P.M. exchange apparently, I misunderstood therefore... errrrmm...oh yes,
Feed the birds
thx dave no we not on sherry yet lol
he on the jack daniels lol
every morning i feed the brids with bread
no not on the jack daniels you know im grounded stop rubbing it in (erm rubbing what in)
feed the birds and tits..........and robins .......and blackbirds .......ect.....
