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BIRDS!!!!!
Sex God
I'd offer you some toilet tissues corrie but the birds probably miles away by now.
(ah the old uns are the best)
(ah the old uns are the best)
Casanova
Hi Corrie
People pay a lot of money for that sort of thing in Bangkok !! :doh: Well so I am told
He, he you gotta laugh aint ya ?? :grin:
Dan xxx
Glad you feeling back on form :rose: xxx muah (just for you)
People pay a lot of money for that sort of thing in Bangkok !! :doh: Well so I am told
He, he you gotta laugh aint ya ?? :grin:
Dan xxx
Glad you feeling back on form :rose: xxx muah (just for you)
Sex God
if anyone needs any.. i have LOADS on my patio furniture!
i wont even charge you for it.. just come and take as much as you want!
i wont even charge you for it.. just come and take as much as you want!
Quote by corrie
Corrie has learnt that being shat on from a great height is in fact very good for you
There are some chaps out there that would love an invitation like that :shock:
Chaps always do that to me or so they think
I would never do that to you Corrie - I'm scared of heights. :silly: :happy: :silly:
Quote by CorrieThere was once a little sparrow that decided to buck the system one year and not fly south for the winter. He struggled on during the cold wet and windy days, gradually growing weaker and weaker. Finally, he decided to admit defeat and fly south, but his wings soon iced up and he crash landed in a farm yard. As he lay there, contemplating the foolishness that had brought him to this terrible end, a cow walked past and crapped on the sparrow. Rather than hasten the end, the warm dung warmed the sparrow and defrosted his wings.
So my friends, Corrie has learnt that being shat on from a great height is in fact very good for you
Hope grew within him and he burst in to rapturous song.
A passing cat heard the noise, cleared the manure, and ate him.
And the moral is:
Not everyone that shits on you is your enemy,
Not everyone that gets you out of the shit is your friend
If you are in the shit - but happy - keep your mouth shut
lhk
Kat
Sex God
I got shat on by a seagull when I was about 19. It landed on my face (the shit not the bird :!: ). I've never looked back (I suppose I wouldn't have unless the f***ing bird was following me):!:
Orgasminator
Every time a bird shits on me I get atrocious luck!
Also instead of my right hand tingling/itching when about to receive money its my left hand that tingles.
:/ wanders off to ponder the mysteries of the universe…
Also instead of my right hand tingling/itching when about to receive money its my left hand that tingles.
:/ wanders off to ponder the mysteries of the universe…
Quote by Corrie
Woohoooo!!! I'm getting the beers in tomorrow night!!
What an extremely generous offer, Corrie - mines a pint!
Two guys walking down the road. One says to the other, " 'ere, the other day a bird shat on me 'ead!"
The other one says "Bugger, what you gonna do abaht it?"
"Dunno." says the other, "but I'm not going out wiv 'er again!!!"
The oldies are the goodies!!
Mal
