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KazBBW
Sexlightened
Hi everyone .. Today is my birthday and I am 28 (ouchy!!!!)
I want to know from the public .. What is the best birthday gift or present you have been given??
N.B
This is just for fun .. but would be cool to find out what the sauciest gifts have been and maybe it will inspire my Hubby :giggle:
EagerSlut
Sex God
Happy Birthday. drinkies
We're not "the public" in here although some of us are public property! :shock: :shock:
innocent innocent
Unknown User
Happy birthday!
Mine's coming up in NOvember - BIG 2 and 6
My saucy present would be my mum bought me porn video when i was 16...
No seriously, my mum pretty open minded with things so I ve buggered her to buy me some porn videos and she refused cos she wanted to wind me up!
However when i reached aged of 16 and my mum gave me one porn video - very 70s style! Nice(!) However it was so great but the embarrassing part is she gave me in front of family - even in front of my great aunt...
Auntie Vi asked what was it...mum said its part of 70s fashion show with models etc..
Here;s my stange saucy present but true! lol
MandH
Sex God
Quote by Ricci79
Happy birthday!
Mine's coming up in NOvember - BIG 2 and 6
My saucy present would be my mum bought me porn video when i was 16...
No seriously, my mum pretty open minded with things so I ve buggered her to buy me some porn videos and she refused cos she wanted to wind me up!
However when i reached aged of 16 and my mum gave me one porn video - very 70s style! Nice(!) However it was so great but the embarrassing part is she gave me in front of family - even in front of my great aunt...
Auntie Vi asked what was it...mum said its part of 70s fashion show with models etc..
Here;s my stange saucy present but true! lol

Well I hope you just mispelled buggered and didn't actually do it Ricci :grin:
And to answer the question One whole hour to myself in a 747 Flight simulator at Cranebrook near Heathrow airport......... yeah I know I'm an anorak :eeek:
Happy birthday Kaz!!!!! hope it's been a goodun smile
naughtynymphos1
Sex God
Happy birthday
don't think i have ever had anything saucy for a pressy, best presant i have ever had was my Gucci watchlol
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Best saucy prezzie was on my 40th.........fully paid Female Escort (she was gorgeous and must have cost a small fortune) delivered in my lap for 2 hours of sheer pleasure..... 69position
All thanks to cousin Lloyd....cheers mate.
CheekyChimp.... cool
EagerSlut
Sex God
Quote by cheekychimp
Best saucy prezzie was on my 40th.........fully paid Female Escort (she was gorgeous and must have cost a small fortune) delivered in my lap for 2 hours of sheer pleasure..... 69position
All thanks to cousin Lloyd....cheers mate.
CheekyChimp.... cool

I've got a cousin like that. Treasure him! :P
Never had to call on him though................yet!
Erm................................................ bolt
Unknown User
Quote by EagerSlut
Best saucy prezzie was on my 40th.........fully paid Female Escort (she was gorgeous and must have cost a small fortune) delivered in my lap for 2 hours of sheer pleasure..... 69position
All thanks to cousin Lloyd....cheers mate.
CheekyChimp.... cool

I've got a cousin like that. Treasure him! :P
Never had to call on him though................yet!
Erm................................................ bolt
PMSL......Yeah, it does read a bit like that dun it.... :shock:
CheekyChimp.... cool