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Quote by andy2120

but i'm beefcake , i'm might b short , but tough inside :laughabove: . i'm not gettin whipped here

whip
We shall see... I'm 5'3" and believe me, I'm more than capable of taking you down!
wink
my cheast is bigger than urs lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
Are you proud of having bigger tits than me? :lol:
Listen if you need a man bra I can point you to a few websites....
Unknown User
Pass the popcorn Pololady :giggle:
Chestnuts roasting on an open fire :karaoke:
who needs daytime tv? rotflmao
andy2120
Sexlightened
i well mine flatter than urs,however alot muscular 46 inches of it
Unknown User
OMG... i can see i am not going to get a lot done today.
Ding... Ding.. :sparring:
Unknown User
Quote by andy2120
i well mine flatter than urs,however alot musculaer 46 inches of it

:grin:
Have you ever heard of short-man syndrome? The need to 'prove' you are bigger and stronger because in stature you are small?
Your chest may be flatter and my cock may be rubber - but I know mine's bigger than yours!
biggrin
Unknown User
Quote by Sassy-Seren
Pass the popcorn Pololady :giggle:
who needs daytime tv? rotflmao

It will be like watching 'Vet's in Practice' - grease the heifer Joe! :shock:
lol
andy2120
Sexlightened
Quote by Up4funru2
OMG... i can see i am not going to get a lot done today.
Ding... Ding.. :sparring:

who wants to be the ringmaster? :sparring: :sparring: duel
Unknown User
Quote by andy2120
OMG... i can see i am not going to get a lot done today.
Ding... Ding.. :sparring:

who wants to be the ringmaster? :sparring: :sparring: duel
ring or rim?
andy2120
Sexlightened
Quote by Kiss_Me
i well mine flatter than urs,however alot musculaer 46 inches of it

:grin:
Have you ever heard of short-man syndrome? The need to 'prove' you are bigger and stronger because in stature you are small?
Your chest may be flatter and my cock may be rubber - but I know mine's bigger than yours!
biggrin
i'll cum on over prove it 2 u! :giggle: :giggle:
Unknown User
Quote by PoloLady
OMG... i can see i am not going to get a lot done today.
Ding... Ding.. :sparring:

who wants to be the ringmaster? :sparring: :sparring: duel
ring or rim?
:laughabove:
Well I guess I could be both? wink
meat2pleaseu
Sex God
Back off KM, he's getting angry. if you see this man at your front door, don't open it :scared:
Unknown User
Quote by meat2pleaseu
Back off KM, he's getting angry. if you see this man at your front door, don't open it :scared:

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Priceless !
Unknown User
Quote by andy2120
OMG... i can see i am not going to get a lot done today.
Ding... Ding.. :sparring:

who wants to be the ringmaster? :sparring: :sparring: duel
Can I be the bird who walks around the ring holding up the card during the breaks?
Unknown User
Quote by meat2pleaseu
Back off KM, he's getting angry. if you see this man at your front door, don't open it :scared:

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Ok ok I know my limits - I will run away! :scared:
Quote by Sassy-Seren
OMG... i can see i am not going to get a lot done today.
Ding... Ding.. :sparring:

who wants to be the ringmaster? :sparring: :sparring: duel
Can I be the bird who walks around the ring holding up the card during the breaks?
I demand that you 'fill' that position Sassy! :rascal:
Unknown User
Quote by Kiss_Me
Back off KM, he's getting angry. if you see this man at your front door, don't open it :scared:

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Ok ok I know my limits - I will run away! :scared:
Quote by Sassy-Seren
OMG... i can see i am not going to get a lot done today.
Ding... Ding.. :sparring:

who wants to be the ringmaster? :sparring: :sparring: duel
Can I be the bird who walks around the ring holding up the card during the breaks?
I demand that you 'fill' that position Sassy! :rascal:
Yeah and ill be the cheeky chap in the audience that slaps you on the ass :twisted: :shock:
andy2120
Sexlightened
Quote by Sassy-Seren
OMG... i can see i am not going to get a lot done today.
Ding... Ding.. :sparring:

who wants to be the ringmaster? :sparring: :sparring: duel
Can I be the bird who walks around the ring holding up the card during the breaks?
what u gonna wear?
Unknown User
Oooooo Up4funru2 - I do like the sound of that very much - if I'm naughty will you slap my face a little too? :rascal:
Anyway folks...... I must do some work - I shall be back later though no doubt!
kiss to those that want one!
KM
x
meat2pleaseu
Sex God
knowing sassy, if you're in the ring she'll be wearing her biggest strap-on :giggle:
Unknown User
Quote by Kiss_Me
Oooooo Up4funru2 - I do like the sound of that very much - if I'm naughty will you slap my face a little too? :rascal:
Anyway folks...... I must do some work - I shall be back later though no doubt!
kiss to those that want one!
KM
x

Yeah ill slap you about abit if ya want ... hump
Unknown User
Quote by meat2pleaseu
knowing sassy, if you're in the ring she'll be wearing her biggest strap-on :giggle:

Oh yeah. Want some of this, big boy? :twisted:
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: