Bizarre excuses

22 Nov 2007

Hi room,
I haven't posted for AGGGEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS redface

so I figured its about high time I did.
Having been on this site and a few others in the past I'm always amazed by the excuses people come up with to back out of meets... ( can I get away with this here? I'm not naming and shaming, merely poking a little fun at all those people who know who they are :twisted: )
Personally the all time fave I've received came about a year ago now, half a hour before the meet and after confirming arrangements the night before I gt a text that simply said .... " So sorry, I completely forgot I was in the middle of my period right now. :bs: Just wondered if anyone else has some fab whoppers they'd like to share.....I quite fancy compiling a top 10 of the daftest excuses we've heard lol

22 Nov 2007

OMG this is so scary, I was in bed last night, and a thought popped into my head about a good thread topic, and it was this VERY subject.........:shock: :shock: its like the twilight zone in here :eeek:
One guy told us he had been stopped for speeding on his way to us for an after midnight quickie lol

:lol: :lol:
More like his secret wife woke up unexpectedly lmao!!!

22 Nov 2007

A guy was supposed to meet me and my fb, he and fb talked on the phone.............
then never showed up.
A few days later I bumped into him in chat biggrin

He said he'd been put off because the bar sounded busy :shock:
H.x

22 Nov 2007

Perhaps some people are just shy.
Plim :shock:

22 Nov 2007

Quote by H-x
He said he'd been put off because the bar sounded busy :shock:
H.x

Did he think he was going to have to do the whole bar full of people? lol

:lol:

22 Nov 2007

Quote by Hungrypussy69

He said he'd been put off because the bar sounded busy :shock:
H.x

Did he think he was going to have to do the whole bar full of people? lol

:lol:might need a red bull or two for that one(or any other generic energy drink)

22 Nov 2007

The best one we ever had was off a couple from here...SH.
An hour before we were due to meet again... to poss play he called and said sorry we can't make it.. we have decided to divorce! They were half way down from Liverpool too!
Thats the Gods honest truth... smile

Same night profile vanished, phones went dead.
Never heard from seen an ad or anything since lol....
Mike x

22 Nov 2007

Quote by mdr2000
The best one we ever had was off a couple from here...SH.
An hour before we were due to meet again... to poss play he called and said sorry we can't make it.. we have decided to divorce! They were half way down from Liverpool too!
Thats the Gods honest truth...
Same night profile vanished, phones went dead.
Never heard from seen an ad or anything since lol....
Mike x

omg!! :shock:

22 Nov 2007

i got to your house and seen your garden was untidy so i went home rolleyes

22 Nov 2007

Quote by mdr2000
The best one we ever had was off a couple from here...SH.
An hour before we were due to meet again... to poss play he called and said sorry we can't make it.. we have decided to divorce! They were half way down from Liverpool too!
Thats the Gods honest truth...
Same night profile vanished, phones went dead.
Never heard from seen an ad or anything since lol....
Mike x

do you really think they got divorsed then confused

: imo it sounds like they did lol

:lol:

23 Nov 2007

Quote by dekntan
i got to your house and seen your lady garden was untidy so i went home

23 Nov 2007

Quote by Andromeda
Hi room,
I haven't posted for AGGGEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS so I figured its about high time I did.
Having been on this site and a few others in the past I'm always amazed by the excuses people come up with to back out of meets... ( can I get away with this here? I'm not naming and shaming, merely poking a little fun at all those people who know who they are :twisted: )
Personally the all time fave I've received came about a year ago now, half a hour before the meet and after confirming arrangements the night before I gt a text that simply said .... " So sorry, I completely forgot I was in the middle of my period right now. :bs: Just wondered if anyone else has some fab whoppers they'd like to share.....I quite fancy compiling a top 10 of the daftest excuses we've heard

Yup! I've had that one a few times.
I've also had "sorry can't make it I fell and twisted my knee", which was really strange cos she still managed to drive and go to work.
Also from another woman had a complicated story about her daughter's husband having to go to Iraq, and she having to help her daughter look after the kids.
:fuckinghell: :fuckinghell: :fuckinghell:

23 Nov 2007

This thread amazes me! Can't believe people say such tosh rolleyes

and expect you to believe it. Nowt so queer as folk eh...
pink x

23 Nov 2007

On the other hand, I can recall one occasion several years ago when we had to cancel after I fell on some metal stairs and did my back and pelvis in (fun time on a spinal board ensued....). I don't think we were believed.... I suppose it did sound improbable!
rolleyes

23 Nov 2007

this is not an excuse i used it did actually happen but i suppose some people might think it would be..
last sat on way to a meet i smashed the car up, and then i had to phone to say ummmmmm i am going to be late as i have smashed the car up....
i felt like such a prick saying that...admitatly i managed to drive the car to the meet.....but i know what the person was thinking LOL

23 Nov 2007

Someone we had met a number of times and had fun with at ours, was supposed to reciprocate and we were due to visit theirs for the first time the following day....
First excuse was sorry didnt get your message cos I fell asleep for hours and hours and didnt hear the phone ring...........subsequently we discovered that the person had been to a club with someone else that night.
Hey not a problem, but at least be honest, dont mind being blown out ( mad

:x ) but at least have some manners.....eh........life is just too short for crap and you know what, I promise I wont cry if you dont want to play..........

23 Nov 2007

Quote by Stormwalker
i got to your house and seen your lady garden was untidy so i went home

i dont have a lady garden biggrin

i had to read back i actualy thought id wrote lady garden :kick:
that was an actual excuse as well, best of it was where i lived at the time i didnt have a garden it was front door - footpath jobby :shock:

23 Nov 2007

two true ones:
1.....I couldnt keep up with the posse as an ambulance blocked the road and i was the last car in the convoy!
2.....i shaved my bits last night and they are now itching off me!
both my excuse and both true! lol