Blatant read my profile thread

12 Nov 2008

As they say it does what it says on the tin.
Is there anything wrong or off putting in my profile, yes I know single males are ten to the dozen, but I must be doing something wrong dunno

12 Nov 2008

You really need to hear from people that don't know you, but I don't think there's anything wrong with that profile at all :thumbup:
I'd do ya lol

Well I would if you were the right sex like :giggle:

12 Nov 2008

Quote by Firelizard
You really need to hear from people that don't know you, but I don't think there's anything wrong with that profile at all :thumbup:
I'd do ya
Well I would if you were the right sex like :giggle:

Well thank you fire kiss

but it does seem that I'm everyones friend and nothing else.
Dont get me wrong I'm not feeling lonely and needing a relationship, but a damn good shag once in a while would not go amiss.

12 Nov 2008

Quote by Ukwineman
You really need to hear from people that don't know you, but I don't think there's anything wrong with that profile at all :thumbup:
I'd do ya
Well I would if you were the right sex like :giggle:

Well thank you fire kiss

but it does seem that I'm everyones friend and nothing else.
Dont get me wrong I'm not feeling lonely and needing a relationship, but a damn good shag once in a while would not go amiss.
Tell me about it rolleyes

12 Nov 2008

nothing wrong with the profile, if your looking for a friend.
but theres umm nothing really sexual about it.
i know its damm hard to get the right balance, but yours dont seem to ignite any sexual intrest.
i do not mean this in any horrible way. its a nice profile, nice ads but its not exciting.
xx fem xxx

12 Nov 2008

Winey believe me when I say, that in the whatever it is now years, we've been here, we have met 4 women and were definitely on friends terms BEFORE we met.
In my opinion being friends first makes for a better meet when it does happen.
Trying very hard to be completely unbiased though...I think your profile is fab. It has all the right things in just the right amount.
xxx

12 Nov 2008

Quote by Stormwalker
You really need to hear from people that don't know you, but I don't think there's anything wrong with that profile at all :thumbup:
I'd do ya
Well I would if you were the right sex like :giggle:

Well thank you fire kiss

but it does seem that I'm everyones friend and nothing else.
Dont get me wrong I'm not feeling lonely and needing a relationship, but a damn good shag once in a while would not go amiss.
Tell me about it rolleyes

Have you met flizzard? dunno

i recon she is right up your street :lol2:

12 Nov 2008

Quote by fem_4_taboo
nothing wrong with the profile, if your looking for a friend.
but theres umm nothing really sexual about it.
i know its damm hard to get the right balance, but yours dont seem to ignite any sexual intrest.
i do not mean this in any horrible way. its a nice profile, nice ads but its not exciting.
xx fem xxx

ok well I spent nearly all my adult life in a relationship so I think I might be lacking in a few skill.
I dont think you would ever mean anything in a horrible way, so how do I make it exciting dunno

12 Nov 2008

i dunno lol
meet me let me take you for a test run and then i can give more constructive feed back on what your strong points are for the profie angle.... all purely for offering profie support you understand :twisted:
maybe a taster of what a evening could be like? something you like sexually?
i know time and time again its said its hard for single guys, and the place is swamped with them,but not that many real single, genuine ones,
dont sell your self short, dont presume or give off the impression youd be gratefull that someone would pick you,, be confident in what you have to offer.
make them think hummm and want to know more.
xxxx fem xxxx

12 Nov 2008

Ok Winey..how about this:
I'm looking for a relaxing blow job and sexyfun in what ever form that may take. I try not to take myself to seriously. I love to shag new people, love a glass of wine, love to socialise.
If you are a single female or a couple that likes to get to know someone as horny as feckfirst, then feel free to cum in my box in box that is. I have my own flat with kingsize bed and black silk sheetsand own passion wagonall I need is fit as feckpeople to go with them.
You can always find me in the CAFE FORUM So why not come and say hello, I do venture, naked on camin to the chatrooms sometimes so if you like to chat there let me know what room you use.
Look forward to having sex with you.
Is that ok do you think or a little over the top dunno

:giggle:
Actually I do think fem has a point though now I come to think about it :thumbup:

12 Nov 2008

I've sent you a perfectly good item for your profile; stick it on and see how you go :thumbup:
:giggle:

12 Nov 2008

Quote by Firelizard
Ok Winey..how about this:
I'm looking for a relaxing blow job and sexy fun in what ever form that may take. I try not to take myself to seriously. I love to shag new people, love a glass of wine, love to socialise.
If you are a single female or a couple that likes to get to know someone as horny as feck first, then feel free to cum in my box in box that is. I have my own flat with kingsize bed and black silk sheets and own passion wagon all I need is fit as feck people to go with them.
You can always find me in the CAFE FORUM So why not come and say hello, I do venture, naked on cam in to the chatrooms sometimes so if you like to chat there let me know what room you use.
Look forward to having sex with you.
Is that ok do you think or a little over the top :giggle:
Actually I do think fem has a point though now I come to think about it :thumbup:

LOL!

12 Nov 2008

black silk sheets :shock: do you think im made of money :giggle:
passion waggon: well come to think about it i could fit a matteres in there.
naked on cam naked on cam you want me naked on cam
ok if you insist :hunk:
oh and squiffs nice profile silly

hwoar: but me thinks im a bit old

12 Nov 2008

Have you really got a humongous willy? :lol2: wink

12 Nov 2008

Quote by anais
Have you really got a humongous willy? :lol2:

I would like to point out that poem was written for me by someone in there own words innocent

12 Nov 2008

Quote by Ukwineman
Have you really got a humongous willy? :lol2:

I would like to point out that poem was written for me by someone in there own words innocent

But is it true lol

We want measurements ya know - or a pic with a tube of toothpaste by the side of ya willy to give a visual guide to the size :lol2:

12 Nov 2008

Quote by anais
Have you really got a humongous willy? :lol2:

I would like to point out that poem was written for me by someone in there own words innocent

But is it true lol

We want measurements ya know - or a pic with a tube of toothpaste by the side of ya willy to give a visual guide to the size :lol2:
Stormy has a cunning plan, and goes in search of a tube of super glue and some crayons....
It's gonna look fecking massive rotflmao

12 Nov 2008

Quote by anais
Have you really got a humongous willy? :lol2:

I would like to point out that poem was written for me by someone in there own words innocent

But is it true lol

We want measurements ya know - or a pic with a tube of toothpaste by the side of ya willy to give a visual guide to the size :lol2:
I'm dignified me :smug:
besides cock shots are frowned apon are they not, the ladies will just have to find out themselves in person.
I should point out I'm crap at reading signals so if people are interested they should just pm me.

12 Nov 2008

I must just point out to folk that although we don't operate a verification system.......Winey can blow up my airbed anytime ! :giggle:

12 Nov 2008

Quote by Firelizard
I must just point out to folk that although we don't operate a verification system.......Winey can blow up my airbed anytime ! :giggle:

ops: thank you