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B*ll*cks I made a boo boo

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Just been preparing tonights dinner and the recepie calls for "zest of one orange" so out with the grater and off I go untill I notice that for some reason the zest seems to be green. confused
Perplexed I investigate and notice I've only left the bloody label on the thing redface
Will she notice or is it out to the shops for another one lol
Muppet! rotflmao
Go and buy another one!
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Yes she will, get your shopping trolley out ya numpty :giggle:
How the fLuck do you excite, inpsire, motivate an orange ???? dunno
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Just pick the green bits out
She will never notice
lol
Just tell her it's the new "green" variety
Quote by madchick
Oh a man that cooks..........I want one
lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

We're not as rare as you think cool
Sheddy.... you'll never get another orange at this time on a Sunday wink
Aha I'm back complete with a new orange all hail the express version of a well known supermarket lol
The man from ''Del Monte'' he say ''Yeah'!! lol
Quote by Xjxkx
The man from ''Del Monte'' he say ''Yeah'!! lol

Where is he these days? Still in Northern Cyprus?
It had a label? surprised
What kind of a muppet would someone have to be, to need a label to tell them it was an Orange in the first place? blink
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Quote by Stormwalker
It had a label? surprised
What kind of a muppet would someone have to be, to need a label to tell them it was an Orange in the first place? blink
wink

EU Friut and Veg markings 2006 Regulations Section 7, sub-section 2, paragraph 4, sub-paragraph 2
States and Orange must be labeled as an orange lol
Quote by GnV
The man from ''Del Monte'' he say ''Yeah'!! lol

Where is he these days? Still in Northern Cyprus?
Last time we seen him he was working in Tesco as a checkout operator!!
Yes, he's certainly come a long way! :lol:
Quote by Xjxkx
The man from ''Del Monte'' he say ''Yeah'!! lol

every man says YEAH! if ya doing it right
peeling his fruit that is
blast
Quote by varca
Lucky lady smile What are you cooking up for her? The meal I mean wink

Dominoe's Pizza confused:
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Quote by madchick
It had a label? surprised
What kind of a muppet would someone have to be, to need a label to tell them it was an Orange in the first place? blink
wink

EU Friut and Veg markings 2006 Regulations Section 7, sub-section 2, paragraph 4, sub-paragraph 2
States and Orange must be labeled as an orange lol
Whats it say about the labelling of shoes goose?
You got a nice recipe for shoes then madchick? :lol:
Quote by varca
Lucky lady smile What are you cooking up for her? The meal I mean wink

What I'm aiming for and what we eat may be 2 completely differant things lol
But the proposed outcome is stir fry duck/vedge with an oyster sauce :)
Quote by Scandal
Duck I adore, as long as I don't think about those cute little things on the canal by me with the 6 gorgeously cute babies in tow!!

You're fairly safe there Varca in that it will probably be nothing like the aforementioned.
It's probably reared in artificial daylight in an area 150% of it's body size, force fed high streoid content food and pelletised ofal. Maybe has had it's beak cut off, it's feet will be permanently encrusted with solidified duck shit, may engage in canibalism, will have no feathers and severe skin rashes and be demented. If it's been frozen it could have been in deep freeze storage for up to twelve years. sad
Domino's sounds good Sheddy! lol
thanks... that has just put me off the duck salad i have in my fridge which i was going to have for my dinner....
or maybe it was free range duck... and bloody expensive!!!!!! smile
Quote by goose35
EU Friut and Veg markings 2006 Regulations Section 7, sub-section 2, paragraph 4, sub-paragraph 2
States and Orange must be labeled as an orange lol

:lol: :lol: :lol: ^ ^ ^ biggrin velly funny!
Quote by Scandal
You're fairly safe there Varca in that it will probably be nothing like the aforementioned.
It's probably reared in artificial daylight in an area 150% of it's body size, force fed high streoid content food and pelletised ofal. Maybe has had it's beak cut off, it's feet will be permanently encrusted with solidified duck shit, may engage in canibalism, will have no feathers and severe skin rashes and be demented. If it's been frozen it could have been in deep freeze storage for up to twelve years. sad

:cry: :cry: :cry:
Think you've just pushed me over the edge to become vegetarian.
Fee
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Quote by sheddy
Lucky lady smile What are you cooking up for her? The meal I mean wink

What I'm aiming for and what we eat may be 2 completely differant things lol
But the proposed outcome is stir fry duck/vedge with an oyster sauce :)
Anyone remember Bridget Jones making dinner?
innocent
Quote by Sassy-Seren
Lucky lady smile What are you cooking up for her? The meal I mean wink

What I'm aiming for and what we eat may be 2 completely differant things lol
But the proposed outcome is stir fry duck/vedge with an oyster sauce :)
Anyone remember Bridget Jones making dinner?
innocent
Nope sorry nothing like that, domestic godess me :lol: so far today I've taken Pk a lovely picnic to work to treat her for her lunch, cooked dinner for the pair of us whilst roasting a chicken at the same time for me to use for sandwich fillings for work. The dishes are done and we are cudeled up on the sofa with a nice glass of dry white biggrin
Quote by sheddy
Lucky lady smile What are you cooking up for her? The meal I mean wink

What I'm aiming for and what we eat may be 2 completely differant things lol
But the proposed outcome is stir fry duck/vedge with an oyster sauce :)
Anyone remember Bridget Jones making dinner?
innocent
Nope sorry nothing like that, domestic godess me :lol: so far today I've taken Pk a lovely picnic to work to treat her for her lunch, cooked dinner for the pair of us whilst roasting a chicken at the same time for me to use for sandwich fillings for work. The dishes are done and we are cudeled up on the sofa with a nice glass of dry white biggrin
No blue string soup??? rolleyes I'm very disappointed!
Quote by Sassy-Seren
No blue string soup??? rolleyes I'm very disappointed!

Sorry I'm having to check all these film referances with Pk as I don't have time in my life for all those chick flicks biggrin
But PK is sat here saying she loves that film and she will make me watch it, I thought I'd got her out of her lonely singeldom status months ago lol