Blokes....'fess up

30 Jan 2005

Quote by Rainbows
I don't know :roll: :roll: :roll: you boys!!!! :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

Oh, oh! You women. With your prehensile clitorii! Makes a guy jealous, it does (granted, a guy slightly more limber than meself)! ;)
~Reese! surprised

30 Jan 2005

Quote by Reese
prehensile clitorii!

That'll be the one that doesn't go limp once its cum - and just asks for more ??? :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Sorry I have my Lesbian hat on now smile

30 Jan 2005

Quote by Rainbows
Sorry I have my Lesbian hat on now

Umm, would it be too much to ask you to wear your bi-curious hat this weekend? Just a thought. By the way, hats are required for the wedding proper. If you don't happen to possess one, one will be assigned to you! ;)
~Reese! :love:
P.S. We do have a delightful selection of Glastonbury rainbow hats, should the spirit move you.

30 Jan 2005

Quote by Reese
Sorry I have my Lesbian hat on now

Umm, would it be too much to ask you to wear your bi-curious hat this weekend? Just a thought. By the way, hats are required for the wedding proper. If you don't happen to possess one, one will be assigned to you! ;)
~Reese! :love:
P.S. We do have a delightful selection of Glastonbury rainbow hats, should the spirit move you.
Bleeding hell!! Put me down for a hired hat then!!!! As for one of the pre wedding bi sexual hats. I don said hat willingly sir :twisted: But remember - it is but a curious hat :) :twisted: And if I don't get to bed soon it'll be a VERY tired hat!!!!!

30 Jan 2005

Quote by Rainbows
Bleeding hell!! Put me down for a hired hat then!!!! As for one of the pre wedding bi sexual hats. I don said hat willingly sir :twisted: But remember - it is but a curious hat :twisted: And if I don't get to bed soon it'll be a VERY tired hat!!!!!

Awww, sleep well, hun. Sees ya soon - and the absolute sweetest of dreams to you! :bounce:
~Reese! :love:
P.S. And no worries about the "curious" hat, as I'll have plenty to keep me occupied! ;)

30 Jan 2005

Um, just to clear up a point.
Of course you can't fuck yer own ass if you've got an erection silly. rolleyes

:roll: :roll: :roll: You've gotta be limp and you need to be endowed with a certain length.
It's amazing what you can do if you put your mind to it!
:rascal: :rascal: :rascal:

30 Jan 2005

Quote by Eagerslut9
Um, just to clear up a point.
Of course you can't fuck yer own ass if you've got an erection silly. :roll: :roll: :roll: You've gotta be limp and you need to be endowed with a certain length.
It's amazing what you can do if you put your mind to it!
:rascal: :rascal: :rascal:

Actually, the guy I used to know who could do it, could do it with a semi but not a full hard on, obviously - but really, I'm not bullshitting anyone here. But he did have a very long dick (never measured it, but I'd say 10 inches plus). I guess it does have to be seen to be believed.

30 Jan 2005

I am still thinking about the original question and my brain now has a slight throbbing sensation. I don't know which is more difficult to fully understand 'general relativity', 'special relativity' or 'kinky relativity'. Probably the latter. It is all relative - once I have done something it is no longer kinky to me - though to someone else it might be very kinky.
Would any of the following be considered kinky? dunno

A - masturbating with a finger of fudge and then eating it (I hate seeing chocolate go to waste)?
B - Attempting to make use of 4 vibrators simultaneously and taking photos of ones self whilst in the act, with a remote control digicam?
C - Concertinaing 10 yards of silky ribbon into the virginal cavity with the aim of enjoying the sensation of slowly pulling it out?

30 Jan 2005

Quote by PoloLady
I am still thinking about the original question and my brain now has a slight throbbing sensation. I don't know which is more difficult to fully understand 'general relativity', 'special relativity' or 'kinky relativity'. Probably the latter. It is all relative - once I have done something it is no longer kinky to me - though to someone else it might be very kinky.
Would any of the following be considered kinky?
A - masturbating with a finger of fudge and then eating it (I hate seeing chocolate go to waste)?
B - Attempting to make use of 4 vibrators simultaneously and taking photos of ones self whilst in the act, with a remote control digicam?
C - Concertinaing 10 yards of silky ribbon into the virginal cavity with the aim of enjoying the sensation of slowly pulling it out?

A - now when you say a finger of fudge....
B - still have the photo's?
C - coooooool was it fun?

30 Jan 2005

Quote by PoloLady
I am still thinking about the original question and my brain now has a slight throbbing sensation. I don't know which is more difficult to fully understand 'general relativity', 'special relativity' or 'kinky relativity'. Probably the latter. It is all relative - once I have done something it is no longer kinky to me - though to someone else it might be very kinky.
Would any of the following be considered kinky?
A - masturbating with a finger of fudge and then eating it (I hate seeing chocolate go to waste)?
B - Attempting to make use of 4 vibrators simultaneously and taking photos of ones self whilst in the act, with a remote control digicam?
C - Concertinaing 10 yards of silky ribbon into the virginal cavity with the aim of enjoying the sensation of slowly pulling it out?

Nope, not kinky lol

Just sound bloody good fun to me :giggle:
Dawn :silly:

30 Jan 2005

What's the kinkiest thing you done alone?
Not sure if this counts as kinky - especially in this kind of company (SH) - But i just went to my golf club wearing my lady friends panties!!
Ok so its quite tame - but they are so much more comfortable than mine! biggrin

30 Jan 2005

Quote by gailen
Not sure if this counts as kinky - especially in this kind of company (SH) - But i just went to my golf club wearing my lady friends panties!!
Ok so its quite tame - but they are so much more comfortable than mine!

then you ought to get some for yourself ;)

30 Jan 2005

Quote by lucyuktv2
then you ought to get some for yourself ;)

Ya Know? - i think i will biggrin