Blokes....'fess up

29 Jan 2005

What's the kinkiest thing you done alone?
I'll get the ball rolling. Came on my own face last week - totally covered, then looked in the mirror to admire the mess
redface

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29 Jan 2005

Quote by Fools-Gold
What's the kinkiest thing you done alone?
I'll get the ball rolling. Came on my own face last week - totally covered, then looked in the mirror to admire the mess
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Is that kinky? confused

29 Jan 2005

Depends what your own scale is...having not done threesomes or dogging or whatever one terms kinky, for me that is mine. Sorry if its not up to your standards...

29 Jan 2005

Blue has standards? confused

Venusxxx

29 Jan 2005

Quote by Fools-Gold
Depends what your own scale is...having not done threesomes or dogging or whatever one terms kinky, for me that is mine. Sorry if its not up to your standards...

No offence meant, I was just thinking that the term "kinky" wouldn't normally be applied to just a wank, but as you say, it depends on your own experiences and expectations.
As you were.

29 Jan 2005

No worries - you still avoided the orignal question ;-)

29 Jan 2005

Quote by Fools-Gold
No worries - you still avoided the orignal question ;-)

Hum.... well, I can't say I ever do owt on my own that i would consider kinky............. errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr..... let me think........
Well, sometimes I take naughty web cam pics when I'm alone or have cybersex with people who think I am someone completely different confused

, and when I was young and poor and couldn't afford my own porn I used to find it in the park and wank over it.... naughty, but not that kinky..... sorry, I really am quite boring redface

29 Jan 2005

Don't think any of us on here are kinky at all :twisted:
oh, by the way, did you lick it off your face???
Gill x

29 Jan 2005

I did the same but into my mouth a few times. wander about with a medium plug in sometimes (quite fun going to tescos). but again, wouldn't think of these as kinky, just naughty. :twisted:

29 Jan 2005

Did I lick it? Not quite but mouth was already full with some that spurted in. That's what felt so naughty - yes perhaps naughty is a better description.

29 Jan 2005

How did you do it?

29 Jan 2005

Quote by Fools-Gold
Did I lick it? Not quite but mouth was already full with some that spurted in. That's what felt so naughty - yes perhaps naughty is a better description.

Nice one :twisted:
My partner sucks his own and cums in his mouth. It is very naughty and extremely horny smile

G x

29 Jan 2005

Ha ha - intrigued eh Duncan?
1. Make sure the house is empty!
2. Be in a flexible mood!
3. Lie on bed towards bottom of bed.
4. Bring legs up and over shoulders
5. W A N K A W A Y
6. Look away / close eyes / open mouth as desired

29 Jan 2005

kinky

: :?: :?: :!: :!: :!:
well i have been to blue and satins party not once but twice lol

29 Jan 2005

I kinda of figured that. I think I can only fire about 9 inches max on a good ejaculation uphill.
Wanking with KY jelly is nice.
Oh this one is a thriller. Get a stiffy and then get down like you are doing pressups. Now start fucking the open air like you are screwing likie a madman. You will eventually work yourself into a fair old state of orgasm. Its pretty exhausting but a thriller. Really kinky if you have someone whipping you as well.

29 Jan 2005

I can, er, fuck myself a little bit with the first inch or so of my own cock redface

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That's not kinky I reckon, but I do.......................................................
enjoy being watched doing it wink

:wink:
Is that kinky? dunno

:dunno:

29 Jan 2005

I made a home movie once. By myself. If anyone wants to see a 19-year-old me naked and humping a mattress... well tough, I wiped the tape. cool

29 Jan 2005

on a good day 8ft plus i'm off to the record breakers see if they will include me

29 Jan 2005

Is shagging a bannister, at work, kinky? I was only 17 at the time and had the most boring office job were there left me all alone most afternoons, id lock the front door (or not) and go to the loo (alegedly) smile

29 Jan 2005

Quote by Eagerslut9
I can, er, fuck myself a little bit with the first inch or so of my own cock ops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
That's not kinky I reckon, but I do.......................................................
enjoy being watched doing it :wink:
Is that kinky? :dunno:

No it sounds bloody great :giggle:
Dawn :bolt:

29 Jan 2005

Quote by Eagerslut9
I can, er, fuck myself a little bit with the first inch or so of my own cock ops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
That's not kinky I reckon, but I do.......................................................
enjoy being watched doing it :wink:
Is that kinky? :dunno:

!! :shock: even with a huge dick , cant work out how that is anatomically possible !

29 Jan 2005

Well, I used to know someone who had a really long dick and he could bend it round and stick it up his own arse. If he moved it in and out a bit I guess he was technically fucking himself. I saw him doing it. Quite impressive wink

29 Jan 2005

I've seen it once, on webcam. It was about 3 years ago and I was so very innocent at the time :shock: :eeek:
Would love to see it again :giggle:

30 Jan 2005

Quote by bluexxx
Well, I used to know someone who had a really long dick and he could bend it round and stick it up his own arse. If he moved it in and out a bit I guess he was technically fucking himself. I saw him doing it. Quite impressive

Dont get me wrong im not accusing anyone of telling porkies , but whilst i get the idea of the bell end to anus ratio being mathematically and genetically possible ( not in my genes sad to say ) its the whole erect variable that leads to the 'bending round' scenario being a tough theory for me , and anyway I wouldnt let myself do it unless I had bought myself at least four port and lemons and a kebab , and even then I have to promise myself Id call me the next day.
Diagrams on a postcard please .

30 Jan 2005

Id definately say someones talking out their arse!!!!
or so they wish wink

:wink: :wink:

30 Jan 2005

Quote by Silk and Big G
I can, er, fuck myself a little bit with the first inch or so of my own cock ops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
That's not kinky I reckon, but I do.......................................................
enjoy being watched doing it :wink:
Is that kinky? :dunno:

!! :shock: even with a huge dick , cant work out how that is anatomically possible !
Silk~
You really need to come over to ours, then. I can get about two inches of my cock in my mouth (and, yes, I do swallow). Howeversoever, it's something I only do in private...and, so far, Vix has been the only one to witness this first hand. It's not a pretty sight, really; and although I'm not opposed to our "special guests" seeing me autofellate, it's rather personal and still not summat that I'd ever do as a "party trick".
~Reese! :o

30 Jan 2005

Noooooooooooooooo . Weve seen auto fellatio , in fact on stage standing up in Ibiza ( amazing) . Were talking about inserting yer dick in yer own ass . Thats the one that provides the topology problem :-)

30 Jan 2005

Quote by Silk and Big G
Noooooooooooooooo . Weve seen auto fellatio , in fact on stage standing up in Ibiza ( amazing) . Were talking about inserting yer dick in yer own ass . Thats the one that provides the topology problem :-)

I've tried that, too. However, as much as it seems to be a good idea at the time, the inevitable erection proves otherwise...and, suddenly, there's no escape from it! :shock:
~Reese! surprised

P.S. As you may have gathered from my prior rants, I make every effort not to do anal - even with meself!

30 Jan 2005

Dont knock it , its total subjugated humiliating painful violation with someone you love :-)

30 Jan 2005

I don't know rolleyes

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