Quote by MrFC
Neil, Easy, Warwick :shock:
Welcome back
OMG - they are all coming out of the woodwork now.
MrFC - why aren't your cheeks clenching?

Quote by EagerSlut
I read the other day that they were going to let some reprobates out early :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Looks like they've already started :twisted:
(Rolls over to go back to sleep):whistling: :whistling:
Quote by Dino
Mr nolongerinleeds, Mr Warwick, Mr Easy, im under strict orders from Captain Davej Pineapple of S/H red caps,,,,, im afraid im going to have to place you under S/H house arrest for dessertion and being absent without leave. Anything you say may be taken down and used in evidence against you. You are to be held in the S/H dungeon until a date is set for your hearing. You are allowed one phonecall (well, one post on this thread) each before being taken down. Do you have anything to say in your defence??
Quote by Calista
Mr nolongerinleeds, Mr Warwick, Mr Easy, im under strict orders from Captain Davej Pineapple of S/H red caps,,,,, im afraid im going to have to place you under S/H house arrest for dessertion and being absent without leave. Anything you say may be taken down and used in evidence against you. You are to be held in the S/H dungeon until a date is set for your hearing. You are allowed one phonecall (well, one post on this thread) each before being taken down. Do you have anything to say in your defence??
Quote by EagerSlut
Mr nolongerinleeds, Mr Warwick, Mr Easy, im under strict orders from Captain Davej Pineapple of S/H red caps,,,,, im afraid im going to have to place you under S/H house arrest for dessertion and being absent without leave. Anything you say may be taken down and used in evidence against you. You are to be held in the S/H dungeon until a date is set for your hearing. You are allowed one phonecall (well, one post on this thread) each before being taken down. Do you have anything to say in your defence??
Quote by Calista
This is the nearest to a streak you're gonna get this side of xmas .....
Cx
Quote by neilinleeds
oh shit!
now look! i know it looks dodgy, and it might seem just a bit too conveniently coincidental that Warwick and Easy and Rebecca_TV and myself should all be posting on the very same day but you are not to infer, in any way shape of form, that the four of us might possibly have been shacked up together on some sun drenched tropical island committing the most depraved acts of a sexual nature with the natives or anything like that. not at all!
if anyone even briefly entertains the glimmer of an idea that i might have anything to do with Easy, well i'm sure the libel laws come into force at some point, so we'll have none of it ok?
glad we cleared that up!
phew!
neil x x x x ;)
Quote by Calista
OMG ... you did didn't you ?????
You led us all to believe that Easy was joking about the fluckin' hijacked airplane .. but you did ........ wretched gits .... you highjacked that plane and those sandwiches and flew to some friggin desert island!
OMG ...... Sarge ...... SARGE ....... look the deserters have returned!!!!!
C x
Quote by Dino
.................... Anything you say may be taken down ..............................
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Neilnolongerinleeds, 50p![]()
Quote by warwick
Bugger I think Morbius is on to us :shock:
Dino in my defence I say I do not recognise the sovereignty of the court
(blimey ive said that already today)