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Neil, Easy, Warwick :shock:
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Bloody Hell - It's NeilinLeeds
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Sex God
I read the other day that they were going to let some reprobates out early :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Looks like they've already started :twisted:
(Rolls over to go back to sleep)
:whistling: :whistling:
Looks like they've already started :twisted:
(Rolls over to go back to sleep)
:whistling: :whistling: Quote by EagerSlut
I read the other day that they were going to let some reprobates out early :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Looks like they've already started :twisted:
(Rolls over to go back to sleep)
:rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:There can't be many more missing members left can there??? The Flintstones ....
Sex God
Hey now I object to this! The man himself waits fer me to be out of the country and then decides to sneak back in (I'm on a 10 Zloty 2 hour visit from Warsaw - so I'm making the most of it and logging on to SH 
).
Welcome back my friend - don't make it temporary.
). Welcome back my friend - don't make it temporary.
Mr nolongerinleeds, Mr Warwick, Mr Easy, im under strict orders from Captain Davej Pineapple of S/H red caps,,,,, im afraid im going to have to place you under S/H house arrest for dessertion and being absent without leave. Anything you say may be taken down and used in evidence against you. You are to be held in the S/H dungeon until a date is set for your hearing. You are allowed one phonecall (well, one post on this thread) each before being taken down. Do you have anything to say in your defence??
Sex God
Quote by Dino
before being taken down. color]
Is that a closely related activity to going down (or being gone down on to be more precise). If so can I join the group of reprobates (I've been away fer at least 3 days - that's a life sentence fer me!!)
Quote by Dino
Mr nolongerinleeds, Mr Warwick, Mr Easy, im under strict orders from Captain Davej Pineapple of S/H red caps,,,,, im afraid im going to have to place you under S/H house arrest for dessertion and being absent without leave. Anything you say may be taken down and used in evidence against you. You are to be held in the S/H dungeon until a date is set for your hearing. You are allowed one phonecall (well, one post on this thread) each before being taken down. Do you have anything to say in your defence??
Oh oh oh oh .... puts hand up all excited like .....
can I be the one put takes things down????
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: Can I? Can I? :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
C x
Sex God
Quote by Calista
Mr nolongerinleeds, Mr Warwick, Mr Easy, im under strict orders from Captain Davej Pineapple of S/H red caps,,,,, im afraid im going to have to place you under S/H house arrest for dessertion and being absent without leave. Anything you say may be taken down and used in evidence against you. You are to be held in the S/H dungeon until a date is set for your hearing. You are allowed one phonecall (well, one post on this thread) each before being taken down. Do you have anything to say in your defence??
Oh oh oh oh .... puts hand up all excited like .....
can I be the one put takes things down????
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: Can I? Can I? :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
C x
You're supposed to be ill
:smackbottom: Quote by EagerSlut
Mr nolongerinleeds, Mr Warwick, Mr Easy, im under strict orders from Captain Davej Pineapple of S/H red caps,,,,, im afraid im going to have to place you under S/H house arrest for dessertion and being absent without leave. Anything you say may be taken down and used in evidence against you. You are to be held in the S/H dungeon until a date is set for your hearing. You are allowed one phonecall (well, one post on this thread) each before being taken down. Do you have anything to say in your defence??
Oh oh oh oh .... puts hand up all excited like .....
can I be the one put takes things down????
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: Can I? Can I? :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
C x
You're supposed to be ill
:smackbottom:LOL says he .... :rascal:
I am ill .. can't you hear me coughing ...
*cough* *cough* *Splutter*
Pah some people get all the joy ... Eager gets Kitty to look after him ... tending his every need ... he gets a thread to wipe his brow from fever .....me ? I get Morbius wanting to know when I'll be better so he can get a blowjob
:giggle:
C x
Sex God
Man flu! I knew it!
:smug:
Flight attendant LittleGem reporting for duty.
I was on a flight from Manchester to Copenhagen when these two masked men and a suave sophistocated gent in a white suit and hat (think ) held the piolet's goldfish to ransom and threatened to flush it if they didn't fly us to cuba.
I think the phrase went something like>>> "Take this thing to Cuba or the fish gets the Blue treatment!"
:shock:
I am too traumatised right now to tell all but I was the lucky one who escaped and vowed never to speak of it.... all these criminals apearing have simply brought back memories and I have to go for a lie down!
:twisted:
Mmmmm, the memories! :rascal:
Hostess LittleGem. xxxxx
:smug:
Flight attendant LittleGem reporting for duty.
I was on a flight from Manchester to Copenhagen when these two masked men and a suave sophistocated gent in a white suit and hat (think ) held the piolet's goldfish to ransom and threatened to flush it if they didn't fly us to cuba.
I think the phrase went something like>>> "Take this thing to Cuba or the fish gets the Blue treatment!"
:shock:
I am too traumatised right now to tell all but I was the lucky one who escaped and vowed never to speak of it.... all these criminals apearing have simply brought back memories and I have to go for a lie down!
:twisted:
Mmmmm, the memories! :rascal:
Hostess LittleGem. xxxxx
Sex God
Quote by Calista
This is the nearest to a streak you're gonna get this side of xmas .....
Cx
Yeah right. I remember the Dammy pole you and Countess danced round. I'm sure I saw you start to remove your kit more than once and then stop yourself when you remembered it was a vanilla venue, so streaking up and down the street shouldn't be too much of a problem. :P
Quote by neilinleeds
oh shit!
now look! i know it looks dodgy, and it might seem just a bit too conveniently coincidental that Warwick and Easy and Rebecca_TV and myself should all be posting on the very same day but you are not to infer, in any way shape of form, that the four of us might possibly have been shacked up together on some sun drenched tropical island committing the most depraved acts of a sexual nature with the natives or anything like that. not at all!
if anyone even briefly entertains the glimmer of an idea that i might have anything to do with Easy, well i'm sure the libel laws come into force at some point, so we'll have none of it ok?
glad we cleared that up!
phew!
neil x x x x ;)
*Hulas in*
OI Neil-in-wherever-the-bollox-you-are, you've got my bloody shorts mate. I got home and unpacked my case and there's was this....
in there.
No way would I ever own one of those, never mind wear something that's been designed for cutting cheese. :evil: Definately yours Neil. Quote by Calista
OMG ... you did didn't you ?????
You led us all to believe that Easy was joking about the fluckin' hijacked airplane .. but you did ........ wretched gits .... you highjacked that plane and those sandwiches and flew to some friggin desert island!
OMG ...... Sarge ...... SARGE ....... look the deserters have returned!!!!!
C x
:gagged:
:grin: Quote by Dino
.................... Anything you say may be taken down ..............................
Onlyme1981's knickers.
:rascal: :giggle: Quote by northwest-cpl
Neilnolongerinleeds, 50p
Where did you get the 50 people to put up the money for neil's reward?
It must be the one's who attempted to bid for him during the online auction. Just prove's what I've always said, care in the community just doesn't work at all. :P :lol:
Sex God
When he came to the Mway services he triggered a security alert when he left :roll:
I know 'cos I was saying to the security guys " I saw him, I saw him. He went thattaway!" :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
:rascal: :rascal:
:roll: I know 'cos I was saying to the security guys " I saw him, I saw him. He went thattaway!" :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
:rascal: :rascal:
Orgasminator
What the bollix!!! :shock: :shock:
OK help me out......... first we have neilinleeds ........
...... then neilnolongerinleeds :shock: ........
......then its neilinknottingley .......
all these sodding neils
: :?: :shock: :twisted: !!!!
I think Mark should consider puttin a ban on the nick neilin******** as its obvious that it is being used by some unscrupulous people, there is no way one person would use the same nick and just chage the last bit..... that would imply the person has moved home!!
I mean the original neilinleeds disappeared along with warwick warwick and warwick and Easy now they all cum back together..... is this a case of schizophrenia, multiple personalities....... am i the only one who finds this a little to coincidental :?:
Next you'll be tellig me that they are different people. :roll:
OK help me out......... first we have neilinleeds
.............. then neilnolongerinleeds :shock: ........
......then its neilinknottingley .......
all these sodding neils
: :?: :shock: :twisted: !!!!I think Mark should consider puttin a ban on the nick neilin******** as its obvious that it is being used by some unscrupulous people, there is no way one person would use the same nick and just chage the last bit..... that would imply the person has moved home!!
I mean the original neilinleeds disappeared along with warwick warwick and warwick and Easy now they all cum back together..... is this a case of schizophrenia, multiple personalities....... am i the only one who finds this a little to coincidental :?:
Next you'll be tellig me that they are different people. :roll:
Sex God
Quote by warwick
Bugger I think Morbius is on to us :shock:
Dino in my defence I say I do not recognise the sovereignty of the court
(blimey ive said that already today)
what do you think this is..."don't recognise the sovereignty" this court might not have a crown above the door or some scale of justice symbol, but weve got our own bloody logo thingy look
Now then, Dino has read the charges and you, easy and neilinabox are gonna sit in the SH court room and fuckin well answer to those charges. I shall be preparing papers when I get round to it, I've got a few more important things to take care of like sorting out my sock draw and stuff, but once thats done, proceedings will start and the court will hear all the evidence. If the three of you are found guilty then suitable punishment will be passed and in the unlikely event that your found not guilty you can just carry on as normal.
I shall of course along with my fellow detainees be taking legal advice Mr davej.
we want to know when legal aid will be available and who will be representing us.
Much as the lovely Alexandra would be very welcome to come and look after us I believe her last case was less than successfull so might we choose our legal representative:
Incidentally at this point the accused request a 24 month adjournment to consider all relevant evidence and request bail from SH dungeons
( the lawn needs mowing after all)
we await your response
(well the warwicks do the other two have buggered off again leaving us to take the wrap FFs)
we want to know when legal aid will be available and who will be representing us.
Much as the lovely Alexandra would be very welcome to come and look after us I believe her last case was less than successfull so might we choose our legal representative
: Incidentally at this point the accused request a 24 month adjournment to consider all relevant evidence and request bail from SH dungeons
( the lawn needs mowing after all)
we await your response
(well the warwicks do the other two have buggered off again leaving us to take the wrap FFs)
Sex God
*sneaks into prison cell cunningly disguised as a prisoner and hands each of the Warwicks a plastic water-pistol*
Right lads it's time to make a break for it. Any of the wardens try to stop us let 'em have it......
:shock:
FGS Warwick I mean shoot 'em! Put that away and mind you don't trap it in the zip. :doh:
*shakes head and looks at the other two Warwicks*
Can't we leave this idiot behind? He could become a prison bed as he's had previous experience as furniture?
Oh and sorry about the waterpistols lads but it's the only things that would go through the metal detectors. Don't worry I've personally filled them :smug: and most of these swingers HATE watersports. :smug:
Right lads lets go!
Right lads it's time to make a break for it. Any of the wardens try to stop us let 'em have it......
:shock:
FGS Warwick I mean shoot 'em! Put that away and mind you don't trap it in the zip. :doh:
*shakes head and looks at the other two Warwicks*
Can't we leave this idiot behind? He could become a prison bed as he's had previous experience as furniture?
Oh and sorry about the waterpistols lads but it's the only things that would go through the metal detectors. Don't worry I've personally filled them :smug: and most of these swingers HATE watersports. :smug:
Right lads lets go!
