Bloody Hell - It's NeilinLeeds

20 Oct 2005

If davej or Dino spot us weve had it
Nice one Easy knew you wouldnt let us down
but where the fluck are we gonna hide confused

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20 Oct 2005

*easy deftly slips out of the prison uniform and into a grass skirt then starts to hula*
Any ideas yet Warwick? biggrin

That's right........ wink

The hula thing was just a red herring and an excuse to wear the grass skirt again :grin:

20 Oct 2005

Quote by Jas-Tim
Lovely to see you again Nellie
When are you visiting again, the floor misses you :lol: :lol:
Jas
XXX

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calista and gem, you'll both like this . . . . i managed to fall out of bed AGAIN! :lol2: i blame venus for making me laugh! she often does that, poor love. ;)
Bushwackers, i live just about in between all three, next to a scaffolding yard. cool

t'is a lovely view from my bedroom window, with the warm aroma of the Aire and Calder navigation wafting in. t'is very pretty!
right, as for you easy. the thought of hiding under your hula was bad enough, but i don't see how we're gonna be able to disguise ourselves as Stafford FFS? dunno

neil x x x ;)

20 Oct 2005

May I point out to the warwicks and easy, NeilnolongerinLeedsnowinKnottingleyawaitingkangeroocourt, has a habit of falling out of bed, my suggestion would be to give him the bottom bunk. :P
Cx

20 Oct 2005

good to see you back lad ........ :twisted:

20 Oct 2005

Quote by redstilletto
good to see you back lad ........ :twisted:

And where the hell have you been lately??? lol

20 Oct 2005

:twisted:
hideing in the coal shed ..................with a bottle of malibu

22 Oct 2005

Quote by Calista
May I point out to the warwicks and easy, NeilnolongerinLeedsnowinKnottingleyawaitingkangeroocourt, has a habit of falling out of bed, my suggestion would be to give him the bottom bunk. :P
Cx

Sod the bottom bunk..... he can fall off a divan!
The floor it is... or at the very highest ..... a futon!
lol

22 Oct 2005

I want to be on the jury - can I be the Foreman please - always wanted a position of responsibility me!
Just get some practice in......."Guilty! M'lud!"

Quote by davej
what do you think this is..."don't recognise the sovereignty" this court might not have a crown above the door or some scale of justice symbol, but weve got our own bloody logo thingy look

Now then, Dino has read the charges and you, easy and neilinabox are gonna sit in the SH court room and fuckin well answer to those charges. I shall be preparing papers when I get round to it, I've got a few more important things to take care of like sorting out my sock draw and stuff, but once thats done, proceedings will start and the court will hear all the evidence. If the three of you are found guilty then suitable punishment will be passed and in the unlikely event that your found not guilty you can just carry on as normal.

Strangely I was eating Kangaroo the other day. Don't ask why anyone would want to go to Poland to eat kangaroo - just seemed like a good idea at the time. I don't thnk it was that which gave me the food poisoing mind you

22 Oct 2005

Neil when did your name change to Nellie :shock: :shock: :shock: is there something I dont know about????? Actually is there anything I know about come to think of it :shock: :shock
Lovely to see you around biggrin

:D :D

23 Oct 2005

Quote by corriefem
Neil when did your name change to Nellie :shock: :shock: :shock: is there something I dont know about????? Actually is there anything I know about come to think of it :shock: :shock
Lovely to see you around :D :D

Nah, Jaz was just doing the Times crossword and had only half solved 5 Down. The clue was "Neilinleeds - the Eskimo's wench comes to the table (Anag) (6,5)". The answer's NELLIE DINES.
So he's really only a half baked anagram.
Oh and by the way - nice to see you too!