Too right that he has been missed !!!
Get your backside in here more often.
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Bloody Hell - It's NeilinLeeds
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Sex God
He has just replied to a 8 week old PM that i sent him :shock:
some things are worth waiting for
Nice to to see you online Neil
H, red xx
some things are worth waiting for
Nice to to see you online Neil
H, red xx
Sex God
Neil is no longer in Leeds, so who is the imposter? :shock:
:lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: 
Sex God
Quote by bluexxx
Neil is no longer in Leeds, so who is the imposter? :shock:
Maybe his computer was still in leeds - hence the access problem. :lol:
Sex God
Quote by rogerthedragon
Neil is no longer in Leeds, so who is the imposter? :shock:
Maybe his computer was still in leeds - hence the access problem. :lol:
well yeah roger there is that. can't see the bloody monitor on this one from knottingley, but you've just planted the seeds of a cunning plan. i reckon if i get about 500 extension cables and a couple of network cards, i could probably cover the 12 miles or so and sort out that Internet Connection Sharing thingie now i've got this PC back up. all is not lost! !
:D :Dand ta for the hellos! hugs n kisses n manly handshakes all round! ;)
neil x x x ;)
Sex God
Welcome back matey.
Now what about all those posts you've been composing ready for the moment when you got reconnected? :wink:
ES :cheers:
Now what about all those posts you've been composing ready for the moment when you got reconnected?
:wink: ES :cheers:
Sex God
Quote by neilinleeds
Neil is no longer in Leeds, so who is the imposter? :shock:
Maybe his computer was still in leeds - hence the access problem. :lol:
well yeah roger there is that. can't see the bloody monitor on this one from knottingley, but you've just planted the seeds of a cunning plan. i reckon if i get about 500 extension cables and a couple of network cards, i could probably cover the 12 miles or so and sort out that Internet Connection Sharing thingie now i've got this PC back up. all is not lost! !
:D :Dand ta for the hellos! hugs n kisses n manly handshakes all round! ;)
neil x x x ;)
I look forward to reports of a strange man buying up extension cables and laying them along the roadside! :lol:
I wonder if you bought enough cable this would be theroetically possible or whether there is a power loss effect somewhere if you try?
Sorry geek alert - enquiring mind mode still switched on.
Sex God
:flipa: :flipa: :flipa: :flipa: :flipa: :flipa: :flipa: :flipa: :flipa: :flipa: Fluck off Neil.... I see enough off you as it is without you invading my online space now too!
:P
:twisted:
Gem. x
Sexpert
Welcome back Neil 
. You and me reappearing on the same day. The rumours will start.
. You and me reappearing on the same day. The rumours will start. Sex God
Eager Slut! 
shush!
now i know that was just some random joke off the top off your head, with no basis in fact whatsoever, but if people actually thought that i might have filled My Documents with half-written complete bollox just on the offchance that i might get a chance to post 'em, and had a little notepad just in case i was inspired by too much beer, full of inane scribblings i can barely read myself . . . well . . . they'd think i was right sad, old, complete SH addict wouldn't they?
ops: :oops:
:P
and welcome back to you too becky! saw Judy announce your return. a dramatic erntrance back into the soft, warm bosom of SH!
hopefully see you around canal street again one of these days? ((( oh and people can gossip all they like. well past caring these days, and Oscar Wilde said something about being talked about is better than not being talked about, so i'm happy! ;) )))
as for you Gem! cheeky blooming mare. :x :x :x i'm not even gonna dignify that with a reply. go on bugger off. invading your space indeed! pah! :x last time you come to mine that is! *tosseshairandsniffsinanoutragedkindaway*
neil x x x x ;)
shush!
now i know that was just some random joke off the top off your head, with no basis in fact whatsoever, but if people actually thought that i might have filled My Documents with half-written complete bollox just on the offchance that i might get a chance to post 'em, and had a little notepad just in case i was inspired by too much beer, full of inane scribblings i can barely read myself . . . well . . . they'd think i was right sad, old, complete SH addict wouldn't they?
ops: :oops::P
and welcome back to you too becky! saw Judy announce your return. a dramatic erntrance back into the soft, warm bosom of SH!
hopefully see you around canal street again one of these days? ((( oh and people can gossip all they like. well past caring these days, and Oscar Wilde said something about being talked about is better than not being talked about, so i'm happy! ;) )))as for you Gem! cheeky blooming mare. :x :x :x i'm not even gonna dignify that with a reply. go on bugger off. invading your space indeed! pah! :x last time you come to mine that is! *tosseshairandsniffsinanoutragedkindaway*
neil x x x x ;)
Sex God
Hi Neil. How's it hanging mate? Still being bothered by rats and monkeys 
I heard about you being banned from the library. How rock and roll is that... :P
Good to see you round again buddy, unfortunately I'm not round anywhere near as much, but I'm sure we'll catch up sometime.
:cheers:
I heard about you being banned from the library. How rock and roll is that... :P
Good to see you round again buddy, unfortunately I'm not round anywhere near as much, but I'm sure we'll catch up sometime.
:cheers:
8-) 8-)If I wasn't ill .. I'd think I was .... Not only Neilnolongerinleeds, but easy and Warwick (looks under the keyboard and mouse for warwick and warwick, if davej posts then I'm going to .... well ... erm ... best not say that someone might actually believe I would strip off and run up the street whooping and a hollering!!!!! :shock: shhh no one saw that did they?
Christ I need a lie down after all the excitement .......
C x
Christ I need a lie down after all the excitement .......
C x
OMG
NnlIL, Easy AND Warwick(s)!!!
All on the same day.....
Sheesh - we are in for some serious bollox now - and well overdue it is too!
Heads to the GFZ to raid the fridge and get some popcorn!
Now - where is Vix - she needs a big kiss for her thread which seems to have encouraged lots of old faves back iin!
hugs, Alex x x x
NnlIL, Easy AND Warwick(s)!!!
All on the same day.....
Sheesh - we are in for some serious bollox now - and well overdue it is too!
Heads to the GFZ to raid the fridge and get some popcorn!
Now - where is Vix - she needs a big kiss for her thread which seems to have encouraged lots of old faves back iin!
hugs, Alex x x x
Sex God
Quote by Calista
If I wasn't ill .. I'd think I was .... Not only Neilnolongerinleeds, but easy and Warwick (looks under the keyboard and mouse for warwick and warwick, if davej posts then I'm going to .... well ... erm ... best not say that someone might actually believe I would strip off and run up the street whooping and a hollering!!!!! :shock: shhh no one saw that did they?
Christ I need a lie down after all the excitement .......
C x
someone ring her neighbours quick...they are in for a treat!
oh edit..hello neil.
Sex God
oh shit!
now look! i know it looks dodgy, and it might seem just a bit too conveniently coincidental that Warwick and Easy and Rebecca_TV and myself should all be posting on the very same day but you are not to infer, in any way shape of form, that the four of us might possibly have been shacked up together on some sun drenched tropical island committing the most depraved acts of a sexual nature with the natives or anything like that. not at all!
if anyone even briefly entertains the glimmer of an idea that i might have anything to do with Easy, well i'm sure the libel laws come into force at some point, so we'll have none of it ok?
glad we cleared that up!
phew!
neil x x x x ;)
now look! i know it looks dodgy, and it might seem just a bit too conveniently coincidental that Warwick and Easy and Rebecca_TV and myself should all be posting on the very same day but you are not to infer, in any way shape of form, that the four of us might possibly have been shacked up together on some sun drenched tropical island committing the most depraved acts of a sexual nature with the natives or anything like that. not at all!
if anyone even briefly entertains the glimmer of an idea that i might have anything to do with Easy, well i'm sure the libel laws come into force at some point, so we'll have none of it ok?
glad we cleared that up!
phew!
neil x x x x ;)
Sex God
Quote by warwick
Got any spare Pineapple dave
just off round to Calistas manor
Now as it happens and this is the truth, I ate a whole one this morning that I got given. What a bloody mess, the juices in them things are just to much for a bloke wearing white cuffs and a rather nice suit. Useing a letter opener to cut through it wasn't a good idea because that kinda crushed it a bit making it run even more. It's definately a fruit that needs preparing and eating in the bath.
...anyways has neil explained where the hell he has been cos I don't see why he should just be allowed to breeze back in without some sort of explanation FFS! the blokes been awol, there's a case to be heard and a punishment to be dealt if he is found guilty of pissin off with no good reason.
Quote by neilinleeds
oh shit!
now look! i know it looks dodgy, and it might seem just a bit too conveniently coincidental that Warwick and Easy and Rebecca_TV and myself should all be posting on the very same day but you are not to infer, in any way shape of form, that the four of us might possibly have been shacked up together on some sun drenched tropical island committing the most depraved acts of a sexual nature with the natives or anything like that. not at all!
if anyone even briefly entertains the glimmer of an idea that i might have anything to do with Easy, well i'm sure the libel laws come into force at some point, so we'll have none of it ok?
glad we cleared that up!
phew!
neil x x x x ;)
OMG ... you did didn't you ?????
You led us all to believe that Easy was joking about the fluckin' hijacked airplane .. but you did ........ wretched gits .... you highjacked that plane and those sandwiches and flew to some friggin desert island!
OMG ...... Sarge ...... SARGE ....... look the deserters have returned!!!!!
C x
Sex God
Quote by Calista
oh shit!
now look! i know it looks dodgy, and it might seem just a bit too conveniently coincidental that Warwick and Easy and Rebecca_TV and myself should all be posting on the very same day but you are not to infer, in any way shape of form, that the four of us might possibly have been shacked up together on some sun drenched tropical island committing the most depraved acts of a sexual nature with the natives or anything like that. not at all!
if anyone even briefly entertains the glimmer of an idea that i might have anything to do with Easy, well i'm sure the libel laws come into force at some point, so we'll have none of it ok?
glad we cleared that up!
phew!
neil x x x x ;)
OMG ... you did didn't you ?????
You led us all to believe that Easy was joking about the fluckin' hijacked airplane .. but you did ........ wretched gits .... you highjacked that plane and those sandwiches and flew to some friggin desert island!
OMG ...... Sarge ...... SARGE ....... look the deserters have returned!!!!!
C x
well the cat's well and truly outta the bag now calista, so i'll throw me hands up! it's a fair cop guv!
i mean, where d'you think all these bleedin' pineapples came from eh?
n x x x :P
well I did wonder where davej fitted into that little scenario but guessed that someone had to stay home and look after easy's goldfish and mind warwick's marbles.......