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Sexlightened
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my very sexy lady freind has just sat on the couch and eaten a full tube of pringles
now bear in mind she is a size 8 - 10 and eats thorntons continentals for fun, ive just walked past her and looked at the empty pringles tube and put half a stone on
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She must be working the calories off somehow :giggle:
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If you look on the floor she may have left you some crumbs!! lol
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I'm in the lucky situation where I can eat pretty much what I wish (and I do) and never gain a pound i'm still the same waist size as I was at 16 (32") whilst I can polish off a 32 ounce steak complete with trimings i'd hate to see my chlolesterol level confused
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Quote by mik69
I'm in the lucky situation where I can eat pretty much what I wish (and I do) and never gain a pound i'm still the same waist size as I was at 16 (32") whilst I can polish off a 32 ounce steak complete with trimings i'd hate to see my chlolesterol level confused

I used to like you rolleyes
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I'm in the lucky situation where I can eat pretty much what I wish (and I do) and never gain a pound i'm still the same waist size as I was at 16 (32") whilst I can polish off a 32 ounce steak complete with trimings i'd hate to see my chlolesterol level confused

I used to like you rolleyes
Rightly or wrongly I put it down to the fact that i'm not a big drinker when it come's to pints i'm more of a short's man myself smile
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do ya like pete in his shorts then? lol
xx lou xxx
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Quote by Pete_sw
I'm in the lucky situation where I can eat pretty much what I wish (and I do) and never gain a pound i'm still the same waist size as I was at 16 (32") whilst I can polish off a 32 ounce steak complete with trimings i'd hate to see my chlolesterol level confused

I used to like you rolleyes
mik :kissmyarse: :kissmyarse: :kissmyarse:
woman on a diet :fuckinghell:
i just look at a slice of cake a gain a bloody stone :fuckinghell:
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mik :kissmyarse: :kissmyarse: :kissmyarse:
woman on a diet :fuckinghell:
i just look at a slice of cake a gain a bloody stone :fuckinghell:

Aww hun you will always be sexy in my eyes you know that so sod the diet and have your cake and eat it kiss
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OK
so only skinny people r allowed in the shed......
thats how u get so many in there
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so only skinny people r allowed in the shed......
thats how u get so many in there
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iv been in that shed many a time :rascal: and i am not skinny :rascal:
mik your soo sweet kiss
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ssssssssshhhh you will ruin my image :twisted:
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your image is a shed, the only thing that might ruin it is a poorly applied layer of creasote dunno
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Quote by BillyChis
my very sexy lady freind has just sat on the couch and eaten a full tube of pringles
now bear in mind she is a size 8 - 10 and eats thorntons continentals for fun, ive just walked past her and looked at the empty pringles tube and put half a stone on

mad :x :x :x
Just from reading this bluddy post I can not only feel the pounds piling on me, but also feel a spot brewing too! :undecided: