Blowjob techniques

29 Jan 2005

Quote by roger743
Personally I fail to see how a mouth can be so athletic when it`s filled to the brim,

Solution: Try practicing on some smaller equipment...
Roger, I think Mars loves you rotflmao

Foxy, point taken. There are areas of my sex life I have tried various techniques to improve before deciding that it`s simply not for me! However, I do love giving head, but if a lack of technique deems it unsatisfactory for the guy, then it will also do very little for me.
Venusxxx

29 Jan 2005

Quote by VenusnMars
Personally I fail to see how a mouth can be so athletic when it`s filled to the brim,

Solution: Try practicing on some smaller equipment...
Roger, I think Mars loves you rotflmao

Foxy, point taken. There are areas of my sex life I have tried various techniques to improve before deciding that it`s simply not for me! However, I do love giving head, but if a lack of technique deems it unsatisfactory for the guy, then it will also do very little for me.
Venusxxx
OK not into techniques, but try humming whilst you doing it, apparently they like the vibrations,

29 Jan 2005

Last time I tried that Foxy, I burst out laughing......now THAT was a vibration! rotflmao

:mrgreen:
Venusxxx

29 Jan 2005

Technique is acquired, it's not instinctive, so the constructive stuff on here can be quite informative I suppose. And yes there are some ladies out there who do need it, (and some who could do a roaring trade in coaching some of the less able.)
Why is it that there are so many women who think that the penis ends at the point where the knob meets the shaft? There's much more to it than just pretending to lick an ice cream out of the cone. Have to say a good Deep Throat really does it for me!
Also, have fond memories of one woman who took her false teeth out before giving me BJ. OMG I thought :shock: But the sensation of the gums on my dick was something no tongue could ever replicate, and one that teeth would never do.

29 Jan 2005

OK here's the question: circumcised or uncircumcised? Which do we ladies prefer to give bj's to?

29 Jan 2005

Quote by Tania, before searching
OK here's the question: circumcised or uncircumcised? Which do we ladies prefer to give bj's to?

again? really?

29 Jan 2005

I`ve never had a circumcised. dunno

Venusxxx

29 Jan 2005

Quote by VenusnMars
I`ve never had a circumcised.
Venusxxx

neither have I come to think of it...

29 Jan 2005

What? Do I have to do a search for each question that comes up in my mind? What's the point of having a forum then, we can all just sit and do searches all day instead of exchanging info. I give up!

29 Jan 2005

Quote by Tania
What? Do I have to do a search for each question that comes up in my mind? What's the point of having a forum then, we can all just sit and do searches all day instead of exchanging info. I give up!

no, it's just that that particular one has come up every few days for the last month biggrin

didn't mean don't ask things, after all, I'm not your boss, and I'm not a mod. lol

I think I said it more because I'm bored than anything!

29 Jan 2005

Quote by Tania
What? Do I have to do a search for each question that comes up in my mind? What's the point of having a forum then, we can all just sit and do searches all day instead of exchanging info. I give up!

Where did that come from? surprised

Tania, it`s advisable to do a cursery search beforehand in case there is an existing thread which answers your question, and to prevent the moans and groans of people who have seen the subject countless of times before. That said, I don`t think the majority are too anal about this, some threads are worth repeating to see what the new memebrship has to say, and others are repeated because they are not that easy to search for.
However, the `Is bigger better` type threads are definately best avoided, these are started on a regular basis when the pubs shut on a Friday night! lol

Venusxxx

29 Jan 2005

Ah, ok, page two. Got it ;)
Venusxxx

29 Jan 2005

Quote by VenusnMars
, I don`t think the majority are too anal about this, some threads are worth repeating to see what the new memebrship has to say
Venusxxx

ohhh, an anal thread? :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

29 Jan 2005

Quote by lucyuktv2
, I don`t think the majority are too anal about this, some threads are worth repeating to see what the new memebrship has to say
Venusxxx

ohhh, an anal thread? :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
What again?! rotflmao

Venusxxx

29 Jan 2005

Quote by VenusnMars
, I don`t think the majority are too anal about this, some threads are worth repeating to see what the new memebrship has to say
Venusxxx

ohhh, an anal thread? :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
What again?! rotflmao

Venusxxx
there's always room for more anal! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

29 Jan 2005

Quote by lucyuktv2
, I don`t think the majority are too anal about this, some threads are worth repeating to see what the new memebrship has to say
Venusxxx

ohhh, an anal thread? :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
What again?! rotflmao

Venusxxx
there's always room for more anal! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Methinks you are biased! :giggle:
Venusxxx

29 Jan 2005

Quote by Tania
OK here's the question: circumcised or uncircumcised? Which do we ladies prefer to give bj's to?

Well, you're a lady - time to 'fess up! ;)

29 Jan 2005

Quote by VenusnMars
, I don`t think the majority are too anal about this, some threads are worth repeating to see what the new memebrship has to say
Venusxxx

ohhh, an anal thread? :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
What again?! rotflmao

Venusxxx
there's always room for more anal! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Methinks you are biased! :giggle:
Venusxxx
no, I love giving oral too, and receiving, and.......

29 Jan 2005

Roger, your AV...can I be your mum....please..... :inlove:
Venusxxx

29 Jan 2005

Quote by roger743
OK here's the question: circumcised or uncircumcised? Which do we ladies prefer to give bj's to?

Well, you're a lady - time to 'fess up! ;)
I'd go for uncircumcised as I have had my fill of circumcised cocks. I like the extra sensation of the foreskin but having said that, please men, don't let that stop you approaching me, I am sure I can happily accommodate you all! ;)

29 Jan 2005

Quote by Tania
OK here's the question: circumcised or uncircumcised? Which do we ladies prefer to give bj's to?

Well, you're a lady - time to 'fess up! ;)
I'd go for uncircumcised as I have had my fill of circumcised cocks. I like the extra sensation of the foreskin but having said that, please men, don't let that stop you approaching me, I am sure I can happily accommodate you all! ;)
are you by any chance randy Tania? :twisted:

29 Jan 2005

Quote by VenusnMars
Roger, your AV...can I be your mum....please..... :inlove:

Ooooh, you gonna tuck me in? biggrin

29 Jan 2005

Quote by VenusnMars
I`ve never had a circumcised.
Venusxxx

Me neither!! :dunno:

29 Jan 2005

quick intro..i'm mr dirty, and i hope you guys don't mind me dragging myself from the mire of the dogging board, to hang with you intellectuals for half an hour? my thoughts on blow jobs are as follows..personally i would favour a girl with buck teeth, not through any perceived sensation, but of more importance to me, would be the question of how they got like that? you see, given the choice of several oral devotees, the girl who's dental features would allow her to eat an apple through a tennis racket, for me, would hold more promise..remember the "worn out ballet shoes" poster? the deep throat issue is ridiculous..ask a girl to accomadate more than a three inches, she'll gag, try to retrieve the mars bar you gave her in anticipation, she'll swallow it whole!!! only last night mrs dirty called me an animal, "i'm an animal?, you wouldn't catch me sucking a cock'! i replied....ok, i'm crawling back down, sorry, but you did ask..

29 Jan 2005

Quote by dirtydoggers
the deep throat issue is ridiculous..ask a girl to accomadate more than a three inches, she'll gag,

Au contraire monsieur! Sword Swallowing is an acquired skill.
At the last party I went to in South Wales, I was given a DT BJ by a lady who was taught not only how to get the full length down her throat, but could also stick out her tongue and lick your balls at the same time.
There aint many who can do it, and I can't wait for 3 weeks time when she and her hubbie are visiting me and to check out one or two clubs up here, to experience it again.

29 Jan 2005

Quote by dirtydoggers
only last night mrs dirty called me an animal, "i'm an animal?, you wouldn't catch me sucking a cock'! i replied....ok, i'm crawling back down, sorry, but you did ask..

Then you simply dont know what your missing, do you?
Dont knock it till youve tried it

29 Jan 2005

Quote by dirtydoggers
quick intro..i'm mr dirty, and i hope you guys don't mind me dragging myself from the mire of the dogging board, to hang with you intellectuals for half an hour? my thoughts on blow jobs are as follows..personally i would favour a girl with buck teeth, not through any perceived sensation, but of more importance to me, would be the question of how they got like that? you see, given the choice of several oral devotees, the girl who's dental features would allow her to eat an apple through a tennis racket, for me, would hold more promise..remember the "worn out ballet shoes" poster? the deep throat issue is ridiculous..ask a girl to accomadate more than a three inches, she'll gag, try to retrieve the mars bar you gave her in anticipation, she'll swallow it whole!!! only last night mrs dirty called me an animal, "i'm an animal?, you wouldn't catch me sucking a cock'! i replied....ok, i'm crawling back down, sorry, but you did ask..

3?! I can manage about 6 or 7, not actually met anyone longer than that! :twisted: :twisted:

29 Jan 2005

Try putting half a dozen or so marbles in your mouth....
then a nicely erect cock and....
recite "Honalulu,Honalulu,Honalulu" repeatedly until he gushes !!

29 Jan 2005

Quote by VenusnMars
I`d like to improve mine :mrgreen:
Personally I fail to see how a mouth can be so athletic when it`s filled to the brim, there is simply not enough room for variety...(not one bloody word Scandal, not one :huh
Forget deep throat. I want to live.
Guys, tell us what you like, and girls, tell me how the fuck to do it!
Please :mrgreen:
Venusxxx

Why ask the women how to do it? Some of us who sit on the fence, have the advantage of being able to speak from both sides.
How bout this?
A little bit of lip
A little bit of tongue
A little bit a teeth
Alot of saliva!
To get a guy to cum, Its all down to getting a rythm and being consistent
But i reckon good oral is just like it is for a women, variety is the spice of life biggrin

29 Jan 2005

Quote by BradfordCpl
Why ask the women how to do it? Some of us who sit on the fence, have the advantage of being able to speak from both sides.
How bout this?
A little bit of lip
A little bit of tongue
A little bit a teeth
Alot of saliva!
To get a guy to cum, Its all down to getting a rythm and being consistent
But i reckon good oral is just like it is for a women, variety is the spice of life

I`ll consider my sexist arse put in it`s place! redface

And yes, `variety`, I should have posted that as opposed to `how the fuck do you do it`....I`m not THAT bad! wink

Venusxxx