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oops another type o rolleyes rolleyes
anyway just to say only six days to go(at time of this post) biggrin
im really looking forward to meeting you all and making it a good night for blue :twisted:
i no blue has given you all the do s and donts,i would just like to add that i have a selection of martial arts weapons on the livingroom wall,i would be grateful that those who are coming do not touch please
sorry to sound heavy but booze and swords are not a good mix :shock:
there is one weapon however that you are free to play with whilst inhebriated :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
erm . . . .satin?
so you are saying playing with weapons is not allowed? bugger! i kinda thought that was the enitire point? i did aikido and everything you know? dunno
see you all next week! :bounce:
oh! have you got a schoolie miniskirt by any chance satin? possibly grey, box pleats? could do with one? i've got the rest sorted? ;)
neil x x x ;)
i have a feeling that if satin keeps telling peeps blue is 333, SHE will be the one who is using martial art weapons on the wall.. on him!!!!
lol
Hmmmmmm... maybe it's just the way my mind works if Blue is refered to as 333 then maybe she is just half of a Devilish Couple rolleyes :twisted: confused:
good point satin
not long to go and we can't wait.
won't be after the weapons on the wall wink
She gona fluck him to death.

Very interesting process there!!! wink
And don't worry Satin... I'll keep an eye on your weapons for you to make sure they don't get into the wrong hands!! :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by JudyTV
I am not sure who started the word "Fluck" but it seems to have caught on. I certainly picked it up on here, like many other interesting activities smile. It was probably Love Commando he usually comes up with some interesting words :P wink .
JudyTV

I think credit goes to davej ... he uses it an awful lot. Probably muffled from the head stuck up ass ;)
Flucking is from an old English verb To Fluck which has something to do with plucking (not fucking) chickens in order to make the flights for the arrows which the English Longbowmen at Agincourt used to the fFrench (again!!) and the process of drawing back the bow string to loose the flight (arrow).
Hence the English two fingered fuck you salute (Hey! We can still fluck you (Yew which the bow was made from,ie drawing the bow) and the continental 1 finger for the same which is saying Hey! We'll chop off one of your middle fingers so you won't draw a bow again) So the English replied with two fingers.. Yeah yeah I know, I'm rambling.I'll shut up now (got to get to 100 posts and see what happens! Do I get uprated?? Lol
Byeeee all xx
Well, seeing as I appear to be ageing faster than the speed of light - I was only 330 after Satin's previous typo on this subject rolleyes , I'm not flucking happy...... evil wink wink wink
I think it might be a good idea to move house after you lot have invaded the street, how will I be able to hold my head up high in Chorley again - could I ever? :shock: :shock: :shock: ....... I've seen a 14 acre pad in North Wales that I have my eye on and a snitch at £375 grand..... bloody hell you can't buy a shoe box round here for that, well, OK, maybe two of Judy's shoe boxes (cos we know she has expensive tastes) wink
Neilinleeds you have a PM re. grey skirts.
And, oh yeah..... WEAPONS.... I CAN touch, shall I give you all a demo :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
:bounce: :bounce:
Erm Should you need a builder Blue when you get your new pad...................??
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I think I might need a builder by Saturday morning :shock: lol lol lol , and a good lawyer!!! wink
Quote by satin
i would just like to add that i have a selection of martial arts weapons on the livingroom wall,i would be grateful that those who are coming do not touch please

How primitive :-) ... I've a fine selection of lightsabers myself, a civilised weapon for a more civilised age :lol2:
Oooooooh! A Jeddi no less!!
Are you gonna be in Milliways in 9999?
:taz: :taz:
:bounce: :bounce:
Hey!! Are there any Mods out there?. wave wave
Lookeeeeeeeee! I've reached 100 posts. Can I have a medal or something! PLEEEEASE dunno
Quote by bluexxx
And, oh yeah..... WEAPONS.... I CAN touch, shall I give you all a demo :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

We hope to see a demo on friday blue, del will give you a demo too!!!
Gill & Del x
I hope you all have a great time and Blue has a lovely birthday biggrin
I'm bloody gutted we can't be there but Timmy is on nights :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
Jas
XXX
Never mind Jas, you can come to my house warming party after I am forced to move to a secret location that is only known to SH regulars, after the extremely naughty things that are going to happen on Friday :shock: wink
sad
Upset now
....thought I was a reg...
....seems not......
BUT anyway - I am certain you will have a wonderful and rewarding
x'21' st Birthday!!!!!!
Hugs, Blue
from Alex x x
Aw, Alex....... when I know the location of my secret hideaway you'll be the first (well, second) to know wink ... I might have to change my entire identity yet after what trouble this lot are going to get me into on Friday.... especially if Eagerslut9 decides to do rude things on the car bonnet :shock: ...... I'd like him to know that the local policeman is rather cute..... he's got a big pair of handcuffs too :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
WooHoo
....happy now.......
Blue xxx have a fab birthday !!!.................. biggrin biggrin biggrin wink
Er confused:
Have you seen his truncheon?
lol lol lol lol :evil2:
Now, that would be telling wink ..... I have been for a ride in his car though cool
:notes:
Now that DOES sound interesting :taz:
And.................................................................................?? smackbottom
Oooooooooooooooooh.
Do you think I'll get arrested as well?
lol lol lol lol
Hi Judy xx
No, I'm not wearing that on Friday Judy..... Neilinleeds is wearing that skirt
<<<<<<< :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Will it suit him do you think???? cool cool cool
In fact, I'm still undecided about what to wear confused
if your really stuck, you can wear me!!!! :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by xxdevil69
if your really stuck, you can wear me!!!! :twisted: :twisted:

I'm stuck! I'm stuck!! lol
Mal
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Blue,
Just wanted to say all the best for your 21rst!! Hope youhave a brill Party hon kiss
lucy/Ken :rose: xxx
judy!
rotflmao
well judy i once said never say never. this is one of those never say never moments. i might say never again afterwards, and i'm slightly concerned by rumours that plans are afoot for kinky sex type things, but i'll be brave! anyway with the amount of free space in my wardrobes it will be some time before i have to invest in another one!
neil x x x ;)