
I picked up the phone.
Blue (in grumpy tired voice): 'Ello :evil:
At first nothing, then a male voice, whispering, replied...
Phone sex perv: Do you suck cock? :uhoh:
Blue (not hearing what he said and now very grumpy): What? :evil: :evil: :evil:
Phone sex perv (a bit louder): Do you suck cock? :uhoh:
Blue(now VERY grumpy): What?

Phone sex perv(a bit louder still): Do you suck cock?

Blue (now less grumpy and rather amused): Why do you want to know?

Phone sex perv (stating the obvious :doh: ): Cos I'm horny.

Blue (now highly amused): Oh OK.

Phone sex perv(not to be easily put off): Do you have big tits? :roll: :roll: :roll:
Blue(VERY amused and ready to play): No but I've got a big cock. :grin:
Phone sex perv (in shock): WHAT? :shock: :shock: :shock:
Blue (trying not to howl with laugher): No, but I've got a big co...... :rascal:
Phone sex perv slams phone down
Oh bum... I was gutted, I was all ready to tell him about my big cock..........
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