*blushes* A query about ladybits

1 Mar 2009

Public (or should that be Pubic?) Health Warning: I discuss my ladybits in the following post. :eeek: That might not be an entirely pleasant prospect for some... or indeed any of you. You have been warned.
Dirty buggers: you're reading on aren't you?
I was on a proper mission yesterday: it being the last chance I had to get into double figures for the February pervy points challenge.
I was meeting a friend and we had a pretty naughty session planned. It involved possibly the most randomly kinky bag of "tricks" I have ever packed (thank feck I was travelling by train: I would've died if I had been made to put it through an airport scanner! :shock: redface

) Aaaaanyway, the sexy stuff was started and herein lies my query...
I was being treated to a rather nerve-tingling, toe-curling, bottom-lip biting spot of oral sex. My friend never fails to go about the task with enthusiasm. However yesterday he really had no choice :twisted: (a different story... I'll get side tracked) and he really really was getting into it. He was being unusually 'rough' - but I'm not averse to that and was enjoying myself immensely...
I'll cut to the chase: deed done, I'm basking in the post orgasmic glow and I venture a hand downwards. :shock: Seriously, I nearly fell off the bed. My labia were sooooooooooooo swollen... I've never experienced that before. Now, I've seen vaginal and clitoral pumps used in porn and never really understood why, but had no idea (or rather had never thought about it) that someone vigourously sucking etc could do the same thing.
I thought I was broken. surprised

ops:
Am I being incredibly naive? Has anyone else ever experienced this? Does anyone use a pump? If so, what difference do they make?
(Oh and for anyone at all concerned, my lady bits are returned to former size and fully functioning now thanking you very much. They were pretty soon afterwards if I'm honest. Oh and I got over 500 points before midnight cool

so hey, it was all worth it... wink

)

1 Mar 2009

I think you should see if it happens with someone else - just to be sure you understand.
:twisted:
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1 Mar 2009

Mine swell when I'm aroused - well, I know they do when I play with 'em!

1 Mar 2009

Quote by Freckledbird
Mine swell when I'm aroused - well, I know they do when I play with 'em!

Mine too... and I go really really red! redface

1 Mar 2009

Quote by Dirtygirly
Mine swell when I'm aroused - well, I know they do when I play with 'em!

Mine too... and I go really really red! redface

but this was like seriously seriously swollen. And yes, I was seriously, seriously aroused... but they had never been like that before. It was odd. surprised

ops:

1 Mar 2009

I'll gladly play with it to see if it does it again biggrin

1 Mar 2009

Mine goes red and swells up quite often... usually when I am looking at your ladybits...
I wouldn't worry. It's only if they fall off or start reciting Proust at you that you need to be concerned...

1 Mar 2009

I've seen it happen to a cock. I may have been the cause. confused

It is quite alarming :shock: but I don't think it's anything to worry about.

1 Mar 2009

I'm not worried. Now. Just curious.
But I did actually say that out loud: "I think you've broken me" :doh:
I do amuse myself.

1 Mar 2009

Quote by Resonance
Mine goes red and swells up quite often... usually when I am looking at your ladybits...
I wouldn't worry. It's only if they fall off or start reciting Proust at you that you need to be concerned...

Wants it noted (before DG disapproves) that there are no shots of my ladybits floating round the place! :shock: :shock: :shock:
smackbottom

Res... tut!

1 Mar 2009

Quote by noladreams30
I do amuse myself.

hmm... I bet you do! lol

1 Mar 2009

Quote by noladreams30
I'm not worried. Now. Just curious.
But I did actually say that out loud: "I think you've broken me" :doh:
I do amuse myself.

Make sure you claim the points on that wink

I break men. redface

1 Mar 2009

Quote by noladreams30
Mine goes red and swells up quite often... usually when I am looking at your ladybits...
I wouldn't worry. It's only if they fall off or start reciting Proust at you that you need to be concerned...

Wants it noted (before DG disapproves) that there are no shots of my ladybits floating round the place! :shock: :shock: :shock:
smackbottom

Res... tut!
Exqueeze me ?
Avatar?
Are they not a form of ladybits?
As for the other kinds, I can concur wholly, I have scoured the site from top to bottom and back again and been in all the cupboards and no such pic exists...
yet... ;-)

1 Mar 2009

Classic case of Balloonicus Vaginitis Elephantitis see a doctor/vet immediately and call your friend and make sure he has been inoculated for distemper.

2 Mar 2009

I wondered if it was temporary swelling or longer term bruising Nola?

2 Mar 2009

Quote by Witchy
I've seen it happen to a cock. I may have been the cause.

:shock: Was that before or after the cock owner saw your 'bombed out fireplace?' :giggle:
oooh fuck! bolt

2 Mar 2009

Quote by redpantherman
I've seen it happen to a cock. I may have been the cause.

:shock: Was that before or after the cock owner saw your 'bombed out fireplace?' :giggle:
oooh fuck! bolt

Writes RPM in big, bold letters at the top of the hit list....
I know where you live :dry:

2 Mar 2009

see this link if you are worried

2 Mar 2009

Quote by Witchy
I've seen it happen to a cock. I may have been the cause.

:shock: Was that before or after the cock owner saw your 'bombed out fireplace?' :giggle:
oooh fuck! bolt

Writes RPM in big, bold letters at the top of the hit list....
I know where you live :dry:
Why keep a list... just spank me now! :kissmyarse:

2 Mar 2009

definately not a thing to cause any concern. Personally mine swell and get a deeper colour, the rougher the treatment the more swollen they become. Wonder if it a way of the body protecting the most sensitive parts perhaps?

2 Mar 2009

I like a nice puffy-pussy.
The mmMound, a swollen and fleshy presentation of the female sex, pressed between thighs, pushing itsself forward tantalisingly. A vision heavy with invitation.
Pink fleshy labia, teasing themselves from their dark envelope, swelling and colouring, thier contours highlighted by the dew of excitement.
and all that.
lp

2 Mar 2009

Quote by __random_orbit__
I like a nice puffy-pussy.
The mmMound, a swollen and fleshy presentation of the female sex, pressed between thighs, pushing itsself forward tantalisingly. A vision heavy with invitation.
Pink fleshy labia, teasing themselves from their dark envelope, swelling and colouring, thier contours highlighted by the dew of excitement.
and all that.
lp

hwoar: :twisted:

2 Mar 2009

Quote by __random_orbit__
I like a nice puffy-pussy.
The mmMound, a swollen and fleshy presentation of the female sex, pressed between thighs, pushing itsself forward tantalisingly. A vision heavy with invitation.
Pink fleshy labia, teasing themselves from their dark envelope, swelling and colouring, thier contours highlighted by the dew of excitement.
and all that.
lp

:rascal: Be right back bolt

2 Mar 2009

Quote by __random_orbit__
I like a nice puffy-pussy.
The mmMound, a swollen and fleshy presentation of the female sex, pressed between thighs, pushing itsself forward tantalisingly. A vision heavy with invitation.
Pink fleshy labia, teasing themselves from their dark envelope, swelling and colouring, thier contours highlighted by the dew of excitement.
and all that.
lp

Ooooooo hello wave

:twisted:

2 Mar 2009

OOh Orbit are you in print?

2 Mar 2009

Quote by benrums0n
OOh Orbit are you in print?

on screen at an internet cafe near you soon.
form an orderly queue.
lp

2 Mar 2009

Quote by __random_orbit__
I like a nice puffy-pussy.
The mmMound, a swollen and fleshy presentation of the female sex, pressed between thighs, pushing itsself forward tantalisingly. A vision heavy with invitation.
Pink fleshy labia, teasing themselves from their dark envelope, swelling and colouring, thier contours highlighted by the dew of excitement.
and all that.
lp

2 Mar 2009

:dribble:

2 Mar 2009

and 48 hours later in the cold light of day all is well. Normality and proportion has returned to the ladygarden of Miss Nola and she is much relieved...
Thanking you for you concern - and hopefully it gave some a chuckle! wink

2 Mar 2009

it did Nola, thankyou... and had me thinking of the pouting puffed pussy too.
a first for me.
I'm please you have returned to your accapted shape and form... please feel free to keep us all posted on any further developments regarding future treatment, and the resulting effects.
lp