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But then You'll pass out...
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Body Parts...... lol...
lots of people dont... 
, although it is, well, very nice 
Sex God
Quote by H-x
I have nice ears.
Cellulite. Small boobs. Horrible knees. Permanent bed hair.
H.x
Humm, having just had a look at your profile, I think you do yourself a great disservice.
Hi all,
Am new on this site, just reading through this thread and I'm wondering why so many people are unhappy with bits of their bodies and want to change things. I'm 51/2 months pregnant with my second child and I have so many stretch marks and scars (appendix and being clumsy) but I still wouldn't change anything about myself cos then it wouldn't be me!!!!
On the plus side I do have an arse that makes grown men cry, lol !!!
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Am new on this site, just reading through this thread and I'm wondering why so many people are unhappy with bits of their bodies and want to change things. I'm 51/2 months pregnant with my second child and I have so many stretch marks and scars (appendix and being clumsy) but I still wouldn't change anything about myself cos then it wouldn't be me!!!!
On the plus side I do have an arse that makes grown men cry, lol !!!
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
I still loves ya 
:inlove:
Sex God
Quote by H-x
I have nice ears.
excuse me Miss H, either you've been naughty and used someone else's picture or you seem to have forgotten you have a fantastic arse
hwoar: 
Sex God
Quote by JT_2006
Hi all,
Am new on this site, just reading through this thread and I'm wondering why so many people are unhappy with bits of their bodies and want to change things. I'm 51/2 months pregnant with my second child and I have so many stretch marks and scars (appendix and being clumsy) but I still wouldn't change anything about myself cos then it wouldn't be me!!!!
On the plus side I do have an arse that makes grown men cry, lol !!!
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
awww baby marks! how cute!!!!!
welcome to the site (we're new too) i think we're all coming up with things we dont like just cos we can on this thread lol!
isn't everyone so critical of themselves- i hate my bum , but it's dens favourite part!
mind you, we both still hate my hooves.......
;-)
Quote by mazandden
Hi all,
Am new on this site, just reading through this thread and I'm wondering why so many people are unhappy with bits of their bodies and want to change things. I'm 51/2 months pregnant with my second child and I have so many stretch marks and scars (appendix and being clumsy) but I still wouldn't change anything about myself cos then it wouldn't be me!!!!
On the plus side I do have an arse that makes grown men cry, lol !!!
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
awww baby marks! how cute!!!!!
welcome to the site (we're new too) i think we're all coming up with things we dont like just cos we can on this thread lol!
isn't everyone so critical of themselves- i hate my bum , but it's dens favourite part!
mind you, we both still hate my hooves.......
;-)
Baby marks! More like battle scars - but since my stomach is getting bigger again it's hiding the original stretch marks (Bonus) tee hee!!
Warming the Bed
my fav bit is my cheeky grin.....my least fav part is my arse!
Sex God
Quote by jessica-r
I'll keep my eyes, smile and feet....the rest i'd like to trade in for something a bit younger!!
Don't you dare, you would'nt be you without it all!!!!
xxxxxxxxx
:lol: 
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:lol2: well it was a good one till you started saying stuff like you are a minger :kick:
Steve is wonderful....
Steve is wonderful....
Steve is wonderful....
equi-princess xxx
p.s. can i have my cheque now....... and a promise not to be horrible about my car anymore????
