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Most of us have certain parts of our bodies that we are really happy with..... and other parts that we loathe..... lol
So.... which part of your body do you like the best.........????
And which part do you hate....???
equi-princess xxx
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love: the mind, it can be my friend, it shows me reason, it shows me that i dont know it all, with embarrassing, spectacular results, overall, its entertaining
hate: what i see in the mirror
Orgasminator
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I love my body from the waist up (apart from my top lip that is lol!!) and hate it from the hips down :giggle: I have started back at the gym now so hopefully that will change soon!
CA x
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Given the choice, I’d just dump the whole lot and start again :giveup:
Stormwalker
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...So.... which part of your body do you like the best.........????
Hmmm... its gotta be me abs when its all cut from a fitness weekend in Camber Sands :bounce:
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...And which part do you hate....???
Hmmm... its gotta be me abs when it's all bloated from a night out with the lads! redface
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Loves - my eyes, im always getting compliments due to them so i have to say i do like my eyes.
Hates - my stomach, looks like rineless bacon with all those stretch marks..pmsl. but hey at least i can joke bout it!
Sex God
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Loves - my eyes, im always getting compliments due to them so i have to say i do like my eyes.
Hates - my stomach, looks like rineless bacon with all those stretch marks..pmsl. but hey at least i can joke bout it!

Your body dancing on Saturday night looked just fine to me :twisted: :twisted: :P
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My eyes are my fave part too, as for the rest, well, cant say as I particularlylikeany of it.... but then again, if I were that bothered I'd get off my ass and do something about it dunno
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My eyes are my fave part too, as for the rest, well, cant say as I particularly like any of it.... but then again, if I were that bothered I'd get off my ass and do something about it dunno

Same here :lol2:
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Your body dancing on Saturday night looked just fine to me :twisted: :twisted: :P[/quote}
Awe bless ya Sarah smile :) :)
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Equi babes you forgot to say which part of your body you LIKE/DISLIKE hun. A bit of leeding by example.
I think i like the entire machine. It has served mwa well thus far.
Diez.
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Most of us have certain parts of our bodies that we are really happy with..... and other parts that we loathe..... lol
So.... which part of your body do you like the best.........????
And which part do you hate....???
equi-princess xxx
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I like my eyes and boobs and hands - I don't hate anything about myself particularly, I just choose not to look at my legs and arse! :silly:
Sex God
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I can't say I hate any part of my body, just wish it was better.
Actually, I tell a lie, there is one part I hate at the moment, and that is my stomach... IBS mad
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erm i like my eyes (seems to be a common one for us girlies) and i HATE my feet - i actually have hooves! yuk!
Den would probably say all of him- he actually sent me a camera pic the other day, and i thought i was getting something tasty/naughty etc, but it was actually a pic of his arm saying 'look at my big bicep' .
Oh dear.
lol
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''O Lord its so hard to be humble, when youre perfect in every way, I get better looking each morning when I look in the mirror each day...........''
Yeah right!
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My eyes are my fave part too, as for the rest, well, cant say as I particularly like any of it.... but then again, if I were that bothered I'd get off my ass and do something about it dunno

I hear ya hunni.
I think I've got nice eyes too. I'm ok down to the waist ( though boobs need more scaffolding these days, bloody gravity mad ) but then I have more wobbly bits than I should have further down and have all the good intentions to exercise it all away but when the time comes, I can't be arsed :giggle:
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I love my bum!

we love your bum too hunni :twisted:
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I love my bum!

we love your bum too hunni :twisted: Hurry up & pass yer CBT hun... then you can park yer chopper in it! :giggle:
Warming the Bed
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I'm pretty happy about Both the Outer and the Inner of my body...
It's just the Goddamn Thinning Hair...
Arghhh!
Hey.. Since I'm trying to meet people maybe I shouldn't make a big deal
*Gingerly Pulls on hat and slinks into a Corner*
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I have more wobbly bits than I should have further down and have all the good intentions to exercise it all away but when the time comes, I can't be arsed :giggle:

there's a way round that exercise problem you know :rascal:
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I have more wobbly bits than I should have further down and have all the good intentions to exercise it all away but when the time comes, I can't be arsed :giggle:

there's a way round that exercise problem you know :rascal:
Darkfire:- you are on my wavelength if nowt else :lol2:
Phredd
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Ooo were do I start....My boobs...hips...tummy...bum...
Dont mind my legs tho, just wish they were a little longer (or a lot longer actually)
Lindaxxx
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I wouldn;t mind starting with your bum too hunni :twisted:
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I can't say I hate any part of my body, just wish it was better.
Actually, I tell a lie, there is one part I hate at the moment, and that is my stomach... IBS mad

I like me but after a stomach op last year because of crohns disease the bottom of my stomach below my belly button looks like a my backside lol
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I can't decide whether I'd like a bigger cock; or a faster car dunno
oh - and joints that workffs ! ! !
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I can't decide whether I'd like a bigger cock; or a faster car dunno
oh - and joints that work ffs ! ! !

Faster car and a can of WD40 wink lol
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Like my boobs & arse as told they are my best assets mmmmmmm wonder if i can get a loan on them lol
Hate & hears a new one my shoulders -wish they were broader must be the weight of the fantastic boobs that have something to do with it.
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Loves - my eyes, im always getting compliments due to them so i have to say i do like my eyes.

Errr, hello Miss Chaos wave , how have i not noticed you before dunno . your eyes, yep, very nice, very nice indeed :smitten: , and the rest of your pics worship .
phew, is it me or is it getting hot in here? think i need a cold shower and lie down :silly:
Nurse!!!!! :crazy:
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I can't decide whether I'd like a bigger cock; or a faster car dunno
oh - and joints that work ffs ! ! !

Faster car and a can of WD40 wink lol
WD40 makes the cock bigger ??????? :shock:
I would have thought it'd sting a bit :scared:
Although - thinking about it, I could "lube up" without getting my hands all slimey :idea: