Bomb squad blow up suspicous package containing vibrator

29 May 2007

Suspicious sex toy panics posties
Bomb squad officers called in to blow up a suspicious package found it contained a packet of chocolate buttons and a vibrator.

29 May 2007

bloody good thing too...never did like the fact us men could be so easily replaced by those stupid things...shame about the chocolate buttons though!

29 May 2007

Oh nooooooooo!!! rotflmao

It's gotta be Dave_Notts and Alex's house!!! That's the sort of every day normal thing that would happen to them!! rotflmao

29 May 2007

Bollox

I bet Royal Mail wont do compensation for lost/damaged goods either under the circumstances
now what am I suposed to do? :sad:
lol

29 May 2007

Quote by Missy
Oh nooooooooo!!!
It's gotta be Dave_Notts and Alex's house!!! That's the sort of every day normal thing that would happen to them!!

Or to other people when they visit! lol

29 May 2007

Chesterfield folk I blame,
Now where are they lol

29 May 2007

Oh dearie me..
This story has given me a rather disturbing flashback to an incident which occurred at Warmer manor a while ago.
It involved me diving out of bed in a terrified (though almost SAS like style)roll..
At the rumbling noise and flashing lights being emitted from my bedside table...
:scared:

29 May 2007

Quote by Missy
Oh nooooooooo!!!
It's gotta be Dave_Notts and Alex's house!!! That's the sort of every day normal thing that would happen to them!!

Oh ffs, I just can't believe it.
I ain't complaining about the bomb squad. I am complaining about our mail going to the wrong part of the country lol

Quote by Freckledbird
Or to other people when they visit!

No idea what you mean :angel:
Dave_Notts

29 May 2007

Flashing Lights Warmer?
Flashing Lights????!!!!

lp

29 May 2007

not quite but similar, i was on the train to london n my case began to vibrate lol i had a vibe in my case n my case begn to make a noise !¬!was stood next to a woman who asked what it was , i said it was my alarm clock hehehe xxxj

30 May 2007

When i worked for the Council I was sent to a housing estate because of a suspiscious beeping. The residents were concerned that it was a bomb ticking down to detonation.
At one point the council controller radioed me on my walkie-talkie to tell me not to use the walkie-talkie as this may cause a bomb to explode.
After much searching the package was found. It was a plastic bag thrown into the bushes, it contained....
A smoke detector. Its batteries were low and it was beeping a warning to replace them.

30 May 2007

Quote by Darkfire
Bollox I bet Royal Mail wont do compensation for lost/damaged goods either under the circumstances
now what am I suposed to do? :sad:

Not what... but whom!
innocent

30 May 2007

Quote by Missy
Oh nooooooooo!!!
It's gotta be Dave_Notts and Alex's house!!! That's the sort of every day normal thing that would happen to them!!

too true

I daren't say that life has been uneventful at the moment apart from the usual, cos something will bloody happen biggrin

Alex xx

30 May 2007

Reminds me of the airport scene in Fight Club..
"Nine times out of ten it's an electric razor.. but every once in a while.. it's a dildo"
lol

31 May 2007

Just wondering with this one :confused:
Who got to go round & tell the person this package was intended for that it was errm redface

now not coming confused

:
You can just imagine the local "Plod" drawing lots to go & tell said person there vibrator was in a thousand pieces.

31 May 2007

Quote by sword-stileto
Just wondering with this one :confused:
Who got to go round & tell the person this package was intended for that it was errm now not coming :
You can just imagine the local "Plod" drawing lots to go & tell said person there vibrator was in a thousand pieces.

Who says they would draw lots i bet they would be queing around the block or they would send the probie in in stead whilst the stood outside pissing them self lol