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BORED AND IN CARDIFF WITH NOTHING TO DO
Sex God
Quote by MC1979
Well yes in a way spoilt for choice, abit like when your surrounded by good looking women and go home empty handed
MC - I do have to admire you!!!
That is serious.
So many newbies would have thrown the 'teddy out of the pram' when being on the receiving end of the SH funny guys!!!!!!!!!
Welcome to the forum!!!
You'll realise that the Cafe isn't always the place to be taken very seriously.
Perhaps the 'Lets meet up' section maybe better!
Or if you just want a good laugh - stay in here and join in!
Alex x x
Quote by Flirty Fruitcake
I think having a FMF threesome every night would be a good laugh too :shock:
You've earned a rest from giving all that good lovin' to your Welsh foxes - go and relax over a pint at the pub mate.
Alex,Whippetpatra - the voice of raisins
Flirty - Can I have some of whatever you are drinking - PLEASE!!!!!!!
Alex asked me what I was drinking -
Alex I'm just drinking coffee.I wanna go down the I'm hooked to Heaven - the Swinging variety.
If I went to my local would you all be there and how would I know you all?
Alex would have her Whippets - easy.
Littl' Bunny would have her goats.
Libra-Love has blue skin and blue hair.
Ice Pie has a funny pointy nose.
Mellow is a dolphin.
Blue has a gorgeous bu :censored:
Nimbus would have her shirt undone.
Rainbows - well - :color: - what a giveaway.
Vix would ride to the bar on her motorbike.
butters would be :censored: :censored: :censored: with TWO carro :censored:
fruity would be,er,fruity
xxdevil69 would be in her wet t-shirt
daffodil would be ,er,holding a daffodil
little gem could also hold a daffodil
sexyann57 would be in her policewomans outfit - its a fair cop!
Black Cat Babe would go MEOOOW!
Misschief will be in her ceromonial native American outfit (- and her teepee will be in the car park - not far to stagger home after closing time.)
GOES ON FOR ANOTHER SEVERAL DOZEN NAMES ETC ETC
The observant among you you'll notice all my fantasy drinking buddies are SH women
Alex I'm just drinking coffee.I wanna go down the I'm hooked to Heaven - the Swinging variety.
If I went to my local would you all be there and how would I know you all?
Alex would have her Whippets - easy.
Littl' Bunny would have her goats.
Libra-Love has blue skin and blue hair.
Ice Pie has a funny pointy nose.
Mellow is a dolphin.
Blue has a gorgeous bu :censored:
Nimbus would have her shirt undone.
Rainbows - well - :color: - what a giveaway.
Vix would ride to the bar on her motorbike.
butters would be :censored: :censored: :censored: with TWO carro :censored:
fruity would be,er,fruity
xxdevil69 would be in her wet t-shirt
daffodil would be ,er,holding a daffodil
little gem could also hold a daffodil
sexyann57 would be in her policewomans outfit - its a fair cop!
Black Cat Babe would go MEOOOW!
Misschief will be in her ceromonial native American outfit (- and her teepee will be in the car park - not far to stagger home after closing time.)
GOES ON FOR ANOTHER SEVERAL DOZEN NAMES ETC ETC
The observant among you you'll notice all my fantasy drinking buddies are SH women
Quote by MC1979
25 YEAR OLD GUY IN CARDIFF TONIGHT, THE WOMEN HAS GONE AWAY FOR WEEKEND AND IM BORED, FIREWORKS ANNOYING AND IN NEED OF SOME BEER AND FUN
Beer and fun...in Cardiff? let me think.....how about Walkabout?...if its too much fun, you can always walk off
or Sprinbuck the money fair leaps out of your pocket....Al wonders if she ought to mention Brains
Sex God
Quote by Flirty Fruitcake
Alex asked me what I was drinking -
Alex I'm just drinking coffee.I wanna go down the I'm hooked to Heaven - the Swinging variety.
If I went to my local would you all be there and how would I know you all?
Lil' Bunny would have her goats.
The observant among you you'll notice all my fantasy drinking buddies are SH women
They've run away lol
Besides I wouldn't pay for their beer too!
Quote by Flirty Fruitcake
Alex asked me what I was drinking -
Alex I'm just drinking coffee.I wanna go down the I'm hooked to Heaven - the Swinging variety.
If I went to my local would you all be there and how would I know you all?
Alex would have her Whippets - easy.
Littl' Bunny would have her goats.
Libra-Love has blue skin and blue hair.
Ice Pie has a funny pointy nose.
Mellow is a dolphin.
Blue has a gorgeous bu :censored:
Nimbus would have her shirt undone.
Rainbows - well - :color: - what a giveaway.
Vix would ride to the bar on her motorbike.
butters would be :censored: :censored: :censored: with TWO carro :censored:
fruity would be,er,fruity
xxdevil69 would be in her wet t-shirt
daffodil would be ,er,holding a daffodil
little gem could also hold a daffodil
sexyann57 would be in her policewomans outfit - its a fair cop!
Black Cat Babe would go MEOOOW!
Misschief will be in her ceromonial native American outfit (- and her teepee will be in the car park - not far to stagger home after closing time.)
GOES ON FOR ANOTHER SEVERAL DOZEN NAMES ETC ETC
The observant among you you'll notice all my fantasy drinking buddies are SH women
as long as you dont go looking for a Purple hippo when looking for me!
JGL
