Boy Meets Girl

2 May 2009

Quote by meat2pleaseu
And then a piss... standing up and all that!

you should see some of the women in the bigg market on a saturday night... they already have that trick mastered.....
LOL - I've seen lesbians do it too in a bar in London... after they'd finished drawing moustaches and goateee's on one another that was, in permanent, black marker pen.. damn sure it was Splendid bolt

It wouldn't be Splendid rolleyes

It might stain her real moustace
(Joins Tan-Kinky with the plan to emigrate before Splendid sees this :bolt smile

you are all a bunch of bastards.
accurate bastards..but bastards none the less.
I will have you know that I bleach my moustache regularly and pluck my goatee. Unless I am in drag king mode and then, and only then, will I leave it dark and unplucked. No need for marker pen.
evil

btw Tan. Next time I won't be picking you up in my car I will be running you over - git.

2 May 2009

Quote by splendid_
And then a piss... standing up and all that!

you should see some of the women in the bigg market on a saturday night... they already have that trick mastered.....
LOL - I've seen lesbians do it too in a bar in London... after they'd finished drawing moustaches and goateee's on one another that was, in permanent, black marker pen.. damn sure it was Splendid bolt

It wouldn't be Splendid rolleyes

It might stain her real moustace
(Joins Tan-Kinky with the plan to emigrate before Splendid sees this :bolt smile

you are all a bunch of bastards.
accurate bastards..but bastards none the less.
I will have you know that I bleach my moustache regularly and pluck my goatee. Unless I am in drag king mode and then, and only then, will I leave it dark and unplucked. No need for marker pen.
evil

btw Tan. Next time I won't be picking you up in my car I will be running you over - git.
Ah shucks man I thought it was our little secret :lol:
Least I will see you coming
I'm dead again aint I?
:bolt:

2 May 2009

I'd turn over and go back to sleep.

3 May 2009

Join the queue at the till with my sandwich and bottle of water, but not get the money out till the point of purchase and only then rummage around in my purse for the coins.
Keep a shoe box full of special memories stuff, the odd card, a cork from a bottle, an old easter egg wrapper etc.
Wait till I'm at the front door with shoes and coat on and then say 'I think I will try and go' and dissapear back indoors.
Always carry a stamp and some sweeteners.

3 May 2009

Wonder where my breakfast is! biggrin

3 May 2009

Quote by davej
Join the queue at the till with my sandwich and bottle of water, but not get the money out till the point of purchase and only then rummage around in my purse for the coins.
Keep a shoe box full of special memories stuff, the odd card, a cork from a bottle, an old easter egg wrapper etc.
Wait till I'm at the front door with shoes and coat on and then say 'I think I will try and go' and dissapear back indoors.
Always carry a stamp and some sweeteners.

Mrs davej sounds like a very sweet lady! wink

3 May 2009

Have to say... I'd probably find the guy that attacked me years ago and do to him what he did to me. Just because this time... I'd have the strength to fight back!
Then I'd go home and probably have a very satisfying wank too :twisted:
Minxie :rascal: xx

4 May 2009

Quote by Reacher359
Would spend hours in Bluewater looking for a skirt....go in every shop....try on every skirt...then go back to the first shop and the first skirt and buy that one :shock:

gggggggrrrrr... been there and done that rolleyes

The only worthwhile thing :P :P :P :P
Standing by the changing rooms and watching the women come out to hubby saying " does my bum look big in this "
twas thinking ;;; well yes but nice ??
.....

4 May 2009

whats bluewater ?