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Have a wank. 
Sex God
Quote by noladreams
Have a wank.
That was exactly what I was thinking when I watched it! :giggle:
Sex God
And then a piss... standing up and all that! 
Sex God
Look through the Argos catalogue for some new tab top curtains and matching cushion covers.
Sex God
Go and polish the motorbike, drink tea, leave cups about, wonder how the washing machine works, which way up to hang stuff on the line, sort out what take away to eat as I would be too lazy to cook.
Sex God
Quote by __random_orbit__admit it... you do already. And you're rarely out of the haberdashers.
Look through the Argos catalogue for some new tab top curtains and matching cushion covers.
lp
A mans gotta do what a mans gotta do....or is that a womans gotta...see it's working can't make me mind up.
Sex God
Quote by noladreams
And then a piss... standing up and all that!
you should see some of the women in the bigg market on a saturday night... they already have that trick mastered.....
Quote by BIoke
Shag the entire England rugby team, together... and then some! :twisted:
Lawrence Dalagllio to the front of the queue please....
Is that different to what you'd do as a man then :shock: :giggle:
Quote by fabio
And then a piss... standing up and all that!
you should see some of the women in the bigg market on a saturday night... they already have that trick mastered.....
LOL - I've seen lesbians do it too in a bar in London... after they'd finished drawing moustaches and goateee's on one another that was, in permanent, black marker pen.. damn sure it was Splendid
Quote by fluff_n_stuff
Shag the entire England rugby team, together... and then some! :twisted:
Lawrence Dalagllio to the front of the queue please.... :lol: And then help davej with his cushions, quiche baking and needlepoint.. and then shag him.. too.. ;)
Is that different to what you'd do as a man then :shock: :giggle:
Oh... bollox.. no, it's not really... back to the drawing board then..
Sex God
Quote by BIoke
And then a piss... standing up and all that!
you should see some of the women in the bigg market on a saturday night... they already have that trick mastered.....
LOL - I've seen lesbians do it too in a bar in London... after they'd finished drawing moustaches and goateee's on one another that was, in permanent, black marker pen.. damn sure it was Splendid
No the one falling over would be Splendid :giggle:
I'm dead
:bolt:
Sex God
Quote by BIoke
Shag the entire England rugby team, together... and then some! :twisted:
Lawrence Dalagllio to the front of the queue please....
Not that you've thought about it a lot then?! :giggle:
I somehow suspect that the women's rugby team wouldn't have the same appeal.
*goes to ponder further*
Sex God
Quote by Reacher359
Would spend hours in Bluewater looking for a skirt....go in every shop....try on every skirt...then go back to the first shop and the first skirt and buy that one :shock:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Quote by Dirtygirly
Would spend hours in Bluewater looking for a skirt....go in every shop....try on every skirt...then go back to the first shop and the first skirt and buy that one :shock:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:and then when you get home put it with the ten skirts that you already have in an almost identical pattern / colour. Moaning that unless you have the matching top, shoes, nail varnish, handbag, hairdo, and reason for wearing it all, it might as well go back to the shop cos you just dont care how i look. What do you mean its fine? fine? thats how you describe the weather.
Sex God
Say no thanks to a bag o chips, wait till he gets back and sits down with his and ask if I can have some, just half, enough for a butty.
Quote by Ian
Would spend hours in Bluewater looking for a skirt....go in every shop....try on every skirt...then go back to the first shop and the first skirt and buy that one :shock:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:and then when you get home put it with the ten skirts that you already have in an almost identical pattern / colour. Moaning that unless you have the matching top, shoes, nail varnish, handbag, hairdo, and reason for wearing it all, it might as well go back to the shop cos you just dont care how i look. What do you mean its fine? fine? thats how you describe the weather.
Have you been speaking to Alex? :shock:
Dave_Notts
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I am beginning to think that some of you have some deep lingering issues that are coming out in this thread :lol: :lol:
carry on!!!!!
:lol: :lol: carry on!!!!!
Quote by Dave__Notts
Would spend hours in Bluewater looking for a skirt....go in every shop....try on every skirt...then go back to the first shop and the first skirt and buy that one :shock:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:and then when you get home put it with the ten skirts that you already have in an almost identical pattern / colour. Moaning that unless you have the matching top, shoes, nail varnish, handbag, hairdo, and reason for wearing it all, it might as well go back to the shop cos you just dont care how i look. What do you mean its fine? fine? thats how you describe the weather.
Have you been speaking to Alex? :shock:
Dave_Notts
I've been trying for the last hour to get a word in, but i'm still waiting for the pause while she takes a breath lol
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I feel a little bit at a loss to come up with stuff in defence of the girls and because I've never lived with anyone I don't think I can do much damage to the boys.
But I'll try! :mrgreen:
I'd snort a lot, you know that way when it's a bit of a piggy snort and then there's a mouth swirling, gathering the shit they've snorted thing before they gob it out in true greaser style onto the pavement.
And I'd scratch my nuts a lot.
I'd also not bother to do my fly up until I've actually left the toilet, in full view of anyone who happens to be passing.
I'd also leave the milk carton on the bunker, or perhaps put the empty one back in the fridge, just because I have no idea where the bin is regardless of the fact that it's within two feet of the fridge.
I'd also pick my nose in full view of everyone, especially in the car cause clearly no-one can see me then.
I think I'd leave my laundry on the floor too, especially the really filthy undies, cause they seem to magically find their way to the washing machine and clean themselves.
Yes... I think I'd quite like to be a man for the day to see just how annoying it is to trail round the shops.
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But I'll try! :mrgreen:
I'd snort a lot, you know that way when it's a bit of a piggy snort and then there's a mouth swirling, gathering the shit they've snorted thing before they gob it out in true greaser style onto the pavement.
And I'd scratch my nuts a lot.
I'd also not bother to do my fly up until I've actually left the toilet, in full view of anyone who happens to be passing.
I'd also leave the milk carton on the bunker, or perhaps put the empty one back in the fridge, just because I have no idea where the bin is regardless of the fact that it's within two feet of the fridge.
I'd also pick my nose in full view of everyone, especially in the car cause clearly no-one can see me then.
I think I'd leave my laundry on the floor too, especially the really filthy undies, cause they seem to magically find their way to the washing machine and clean themselves.
Yes... I think I'd quite like to be a man for the day to see just how annoying it is to trail round the shops.
:thumbup:
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Quote by BIoke
And then a piss... standing up and all that!
you should see some of the women in the bigg market on a saturday night... they already have that trick mastered.....
LOL - I've seen lesbians do it too in a bar in London... after they'd finished drawing moustaches and goateee's on one another that was, in permanent, black marker pen.. damn sure it was Splendid
It wouldn't be Splendid
It might stain her real moustace
(Joins Tan-Kinky with the plan to emigrate before Splendid sees this :bolt
Orgasminator
I would visit the laundrette and indulge in some filthy bikini clad lesbien loving over a washing machine on spin cycle 
